October 25, 2003, 11:17
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What is your favourite Mony Python ?
Ive not seen this thread before, and couldn't see it on any searches .. so here goes.
What is your favourite Monty python/sketch ?
Here's mine ...
Grim Reaper - Meaning of Life,
(Darling Mr grim has come about the reaping)
Man being sick in Restaurant - Meaning of Life,
(Feltch me a bucket, im going to throw up)
Holy Hand Granade of Antioch - Holy Grail
(Brother maynard, bring us the hold hand granade)
Bridge of Death - Holy Grail
(Blue no yellow.. aghhhh)
Whats yours ?
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October 25, 2003, 11:20
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There have been MANY MANY MANY best of MP threads...
But it has been a while since the last one... 
Two of my personal farovites:
The Hide and Seek World Championship
And the Spanish Inquisition
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October 25, 2003, 11:23
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"How Not to be Seen" is a favourite of mine.
Another thing, although not quiet a Python sketch, is from the Holy Grail CD: the Camelot Song sketch in Lego. 
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October 25, 2003, 11:23
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The Holy Grail and the Life of Brian.
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October 25, 2003, 11:27
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Ive not seen the Camelot song sketch in Lego, and ive got the CD right here .. I shall take a look (I know its got extra's just not seen them before).
Other ones I remember was Worlds funniest joke, Blamonge taking over the world and Im a Lumberjack !!
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"Wherever wood floats, you will find the British" . Napoleon
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October 25, 2003, 11:54
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H'i am not dead...I feel fine. I wanne go for a walk...
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She turned me into a mute.....* silence * ....................well i got betta..
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October 25, 2003, 11:55
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For some reason, I said CD when I meant DVD.
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October 25, 2003, 11:59
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 @ hide and seek world championship.
I like also
The Hungarian Phrase Book
Cheese Shop
Arguement Shop
Repressing the Peasant in the Holy Grail
What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us from The Life of Brian
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
Sit on My Face song.
The Army Training March from Meaning of Life
The Sex Lesson from Meaning of Life
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October 25, 2003, 12:10
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The song about the universe sung when they come to collect the liver in "The Meaning of Life".
The Hungarian Phrase Book
The Really Bad Tempered Rabbit
The Knights Who Say "Nee"
The Spanish Inquisition
The Siege of the French Castle ( I am farting in your general direction you Eengleeh peeg.)
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October 25, 2003, 12:11
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The Meaning of life is my favourite over all ... (Paul, I also meant DVD .. ha ha ha .. I must be equally tired)
Other Meaning of life classics .. Accountancy B movie (Crimson Life Assurance)
"This man is about to die", and has chosen his death ... being ran of a cliff by several topless woman wearing crash helmets
"We've come to collect your liver !"
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October 25, 2003, 12:20
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Originally posted by alva
H'i am not dead...I feel fine. I wanne go for a walk...
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She turned me into a mute.....* silence * ....................well i got betta..
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Newt! Not Mute!
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October 25, 2003, 12:49
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Dead Parrot
Cheese Shop
"You've just stunned 'im!"
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October 25, 2003, 13:56
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Can't believe no one has mentioned the Upperclass Twit of the Year competition.
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October 25, 2003, 14:31
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Twit of the Year was indeed awesome.
Other favourites:
I really like the preamble to the Lumberjack song, with Palin as the crazy barber. However, I'm not such a fan of the Lumberjack song itself.
"How shall we **** off, O Lord?"
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October 25, 2003, 14:41
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Its impossible for me to pick one (or ten). There simply are too many brilliant pieces.
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October 25, 2003, 15:33
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However, I'm not such a fan of the Lumberjack song itself.
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Of course not. You are Canadian
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October 25, 2003, 15:40
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"Every sperm is sacred" - Meaning of Life
Fat man explodes in restaurant - MoL
"He's been a naughty boy, he's not coming out" - LoB
Black Night - HG
The last battle scene in HG
Tossing Animals from the castle - HG
Holy Hand Grenade - HG
Finally.... the funniest joke in history
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October 25, 2003, 15:46
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It's a bird! No, it's a plane!... It's...it's Bicycle Repairman!
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October 25, 2003, 18:07
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The Bishop !
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October 25, 2003, 18:31
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Another thing, although not quiet a Python sketch, is from the Holy Grail CD: the Camelot Song sketch in Lego.
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I prefered 'The Adventures of Martin Luther'
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October 25, 2003, 18:34
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It's not really a Monty Python episode but it features some of its original cast- Fawlty Towers tv series
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October 25, 2003, 19:17
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Ah yes, Fawlty Towers
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October 25, 2003, 22:26
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me....
The philospher song
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
Every sperm is sacred
There are so many many songs
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October 25, 2003, 22:36
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One of my all time favorites was the International Philosophy Final: Germans vs. Greeks. Here's a link to the script:
http://modrzew.stopklatka.pl/intermecz.html
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October 25, 2003, 22:43
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"The Dirty Vicar Sketch"
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October 26, 2003, 01:27
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A lot of great stuff 
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October 26, 2003, 02:35
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It is?, damn, I like my version betta..
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Bookwriting contest !
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October 26, 2003, 02:49
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As aforementioned, "The Bishop!" thing is indeed hilarious.
I also like the episode that starts with the movie set where Cleese is the Scottish director who thinks everything is "grrreeeat!", and then they fight the giant penguin. The name escapes me at the moment.
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October 26, 2003, 03:08
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(he's right you know)
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October 26, 2003, 10:12
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The middle of the film (introduction) - The Meaning of Life
The Grim Reaper - Meaning of Life
The machine that goes 'ping' (and the administrator) - The Meaning of Life
The Holy Hand Grenade and killer rabbit - Holy Grail
And my favourite MP sketch:
The Crimson Life Assurance Company's invasion of the main feature - The Meaning of life
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