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Old October 28, 2003, 17:10   #31
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I'm thinking stefu and Laz should go into business together. stefu finds the insanity, and Laz makes it even funnier to read about.
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Old October 28, 2003, 17:12   #32
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DON'T VENTURE DEEPER INTO THE PREVIOUS LINK.

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Old October 28, 2003, 17:15   #33
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why did you quote yourself only to add a line?
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Old October 28, 2003, 17:17   #34
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I fixed that.
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Old October 28, 2003, 17:17   #35
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Yiff???
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maybe this online petition will set the record straight?
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Last week, I though to myself, why not try and get a site onto Something Awful's awful link of the day article. Shouldn't be too hard. So I thought, what site could I do? And I quickly ruled out Goth poetry, slashy wrist type stuff, because people might think I was being serious, and that would be a Bad Thing. So I thought, what does SA hate most. And I thought "furrys". But I needed a new twist to the classic furry site. And so I thought, hmm I haven't seen any sites combining furrys with Sci-Fi!
So I thought maybe I'd photoshop some Chewbacca, ewok and jabba the hut porn and stuff; then I thought why stick to Star Wars, why not StarTrek? Everyone loves tribbles, and they must screw like rabbits to breed so fast (in fact they're hermaphrodites, but we dont care about details).
So then I can expand to other universes, Kzinti, and Puppeteers and whatever aliens you like, etc

And so I started off drawing in earnest. Everyone's seen hentai, how hard can it be to emulate it? Especially with litte furry dudes. So i started simple. A tribble. A little ball of fur. Easy

Ok, got the head, check.

"Torso", check

I got half-way through drawing my first tribble anus, gaping and dripping with tribble-spunk, and I had an entirely different thought...

DEAR GOD WHAT AM I DOING!"!??!?!?!?

There are some places you just have to draw the line, and tribble porn is WAY over the line. I abandoned that idea. Some things are not worth doing, even to get on the front page of Something Awful.
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Old October 28, 2003, 17:28   #38
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Sounds like someone has been reading Gimp's blog and following his good advice.
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Old October 28, 2003, 18:30   #39
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Old October 28, 2003, 18:35   #40
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this looks famliar.

oh, I saw it over at that other forum.

same response.

I don't believe it.
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I got half-way through drawing my first tribble anus, gaping and dripping with tribble-spunk, and I had an entirely different thought...
Wombat, that cracked me up! O, uh, by "cracked" I meant ROTFLMAO
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Old October 29, 2003, 02:41   #42
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Waitwaitwait. I just noticed that this happens in NORWAY. Not in America where weirdness is par for the course, in NORWAY.

IT'S GETTING CLOSER TO ME

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Waitwaitwait. I just noticed that this happens in NORWAY. Not in America where weirdness is par for the course, in NORWAY.

IT'S GETTING CLOSER TO ME

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tell me about it. he's only 20 minutes away
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=tfbaxxter
I'd kick his arse though, him being a "babyfur" and all
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Considering the text, that wouldn't quite be the adviceable place for kickin'...
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eeww

I'll have too remember to wash my boots afterwards then. I won't kick anywhere else, that would be fighting dirty... err
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