October 29, 2003, 11:30
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Iran Puts In Request To Be Smoked Next
I'll wait around and give "----" and "------" some time to come whinetailing around about the fact Iran is full of jackasses; and how somehow, someway this is that bastard Bush's fault. 
Iran Won't Give Al Qaeda Intelligence to U.S.
1 hour, 19 minutes ago
By Parinoosh Arami
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran said Wednesday it would not share intelligence with the United States about al Qaeda members it is holding and dismissed U.S. charges that anti-American fighters were slipping across its borders into Iraq (news - web sites).
U.S. Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage said on Tuesday Washington was prepared to resume limited contacts with the Iranian government but that relations would not improve until Tehran shared intelligence on al Qaeda.
"We don't have any relations with American security services so there is no reason to do anything on this issue," government spokesman Abdollah Ramazanzadeh told a weekly news conference.
President Mohammad Khatami (news - web sites) rebuffed a call by President Bush (news - web sites) Tuesday for Iran and Syria to tighten their borders to stop fighters crossing into Iraq.
"The accusations are not new, they have always made such baseless charges," Khatami told reporters.
The U.S. has attributed an upsurge in violence in Iraq in part to foreign fighters that the U.S. military has numbered between 1,000 and 3,000.
Washington broke off talks with Tehran over Iran's neighbors Afghanistan (news - web sites) and Iraq in May after accusing Iran of sheltering al Qaeda members behind bombings in Saudi Arabia on May 12 which killed 35 people, including nine Americans.
Iran denies cooperating with al Qaeda and says it has caught and extradited hundreds of suspected members of Osama bin Laden (news - web sites)'s network who fled from Afghanistan and Pakistan in the last two years.
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Ramazanzadeh noted that Armitage's comments on resuming talks with Iran were the first such remarks from a U.S. official for some time but added that Tehran was waiting for Washington to take "practical steps" to improve relations.
"It is not possible to threaten a country, to block its assets, to accuse it and then want talks," he said.
Washington broke ties with Tehran shortly after the 1979 Islamic revolution. Low-level talks have occasionally taken place in third countries to discuss specific issues but neither side has made a concerted effort to normalize relations.
In Iran, restoring ties with the country religious leaders refer to as the "Great Satan" is considered a virtually taboo subject and government officials rarely confirm that contacts with U.S. officials have taken place.
The U.S. administration has described Iran as part of an "axis of evil" with Iraq and North Korea (news - web sites) and accused it on trying to develop nuclear weapons.
Political analysts in Tehran said Iran's recent decision to agree to tougher inspections of its nuclear sites and suspend uranium enrichment may have encouraged Washington to resume its dialogue with Tehran.
Events in Iraq, where anti-American attacks blamed by some on foreign fighters show little sign of fizzling out, are another motivating factor for Washington, they said.
Tehran last week handed over to the United Nations (news - web sites) Security Council a list of more than 200 names of al Qaeda members it has recently extradited to their home countries.
Washington dismissed the Iranian move, saying Iran should turn over all al Qaeda members to the United States, their country of origin or third countries.
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October 29, 2003, 11:35
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Smoked with what?
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October 29, 2003, 11:39
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Guard pigs!
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October 29, 2003, 11:40
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May Allah have mercy on their souls!
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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October 29, 2003, 11:40
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Various option are at our disposal.
Since, the people I have in mind, don't like cluster bombs, let's go with that option.
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October 29, 2003, 11:40
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Why bother smoking Iran? Iraq's still burning.
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October 29, 2003, 15:12
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Smoking can be hazardous to your health. Especially chain smoking.
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October 29, 2003, 15:16
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When the going gets tough the tough gets going. I send ... send Susie Q's!
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October 29, 2003, 15:43
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Iran is to be smoked? That's one expensive cigarette.
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October 29, 2003, 15:46
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I hope Allah is wearing kevlar  
Not again.. it made good TV and debates the last time round, now its getting boring.
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October 29, 2003, 16:06
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how 'bout rolling them a big, huge blunt?
they'll be up in smoke in no time.
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October 29, 2003, 16:56
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its obviously a Zionist plot - first Iran will be smoked, than consumed on a bagel with cream cheese.
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October 29, 2003, 17:38
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It's not that expensive if it's done right. And it done right, there's nothing left smoking.
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October 29, 2003, 19:00
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wooo black betty bambalam black betty had a child bambalam the damn thing gone wild... ok I need to stop singing. Get ready! Pack your full gears, two days fire supplies and get that oil away from your guns, everybody ready in 10 minutes! DinoDoc, You are responsible for ordering stakes and beers via helicopter no further than 1KM from LZ the coming night, do you read me? AND DON'T FORGET THE MUSIC! Sloww, you are in charge of handling our air superiority from the ground, we will establish our one man war room for you. Take'em all out! And YOU make sure Slowws beers are COLD and they don't run out in that war room, son! Or you'll be pushing papers the rest of your life!
And the rest of you mofos, LOCK AND LOAD! I'll be on point, since I want to make the first kill. Man behind me will carry the camera at all times, and take excellent pictures of me taking enemies down like duck game in the amusement park. I want to see myself on my better side, catch the flame out of the pipe, and don't you dare to take pictures when my eyes are closed. LET'S ROLL!
Iran will be on its knees in less than a day.
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October 29, 2003, 19:01
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BOMB THE TO HELL! They won't get virgins there. 
Where are the B-52s?
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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October 29, 2003, 19:04
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Fez, would you like to be in charge of our helicopter squadron?
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October 29, 2003, 19:05
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Hell no... I want B-52s... better yet... are any of those AC-130s flying?
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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October 29, 2003, 19:08
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Come on.. AC-130s don't belong to real Rambo missions...too advanced!
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THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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October 29, 2003, 19:09
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Well the One 25mm GAU-12 Gatling gun (1,800 rounds per minute), one L60 40mm Bofors cannon (100 shots per minute), one M102 105mm cannon (6-10 rounds per minute) say differently. 
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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October 29, 2003, 19:09
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Too much land to occupy. You lack the manpower if you don't conscript, which would be fatal for Bush if he wants a second term.
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October 29, 2003, 19:11
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Who says the US needs to occupy it? I thought leveling it would be enough?
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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October 29, 2003, 19:23
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Re: Iran Puts In Request To Be Smoked Next
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Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'll wait around and give "----" and "------" some time to come whinetailing around about the fact Iran is full of jackasses; and how somehow, someway this is that bastard Bush's fault.
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not yet.
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October 29, 2003, 19:38
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Iran better hurry with its nukes.
Though with someone like Bushie in the White House, I wonder if it'll have any affect at all
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October 30, 2003, 03:45
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Originally posted by Fez
Who says the US needs to occupy it? I thought leveling it would be enough?
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Why do I read these posts, and hear Foghorn Leghorn, Prissy the Hen, and widdle Henwy Hawk's voices in my head?
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October 30, 2003, 04:03
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Because your kid has them on TV in the next room?
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October 30, 2003, 06:54
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Originally posted by Starchild
Why bother smoking Iran? Iraq's still burning.
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So it fits.
If the wind Direction is the right one,
you can smoke Iran with the smoke from burning Iraq
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October 30, 2003, 07:01
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I know!!!! raise and army in Afganistan and in Iraq and tell the two countries to go to war with Iran, any land they occupy is thiers!
and if all else fails, carpet bomb!!! (maybe throw a nuke or two in)
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October 30, 2003, 07:37
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you know, if we invade and occupy from bases in afghanistan and iraq, we could set up our very own big swath of land in the area.
the west asian protectorate under united state administration, stretching from pakistan to saudi arabia, a veritable melting pot of peoples.
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October 30, 2003, 08:18
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You know, its all bush's fault for failing at diplomacy..
Is that what you wanted to hear?
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October 30, 2003, 08:19
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Anyone care to estimate how much conflict with Iran would cost the US taxpayer? Enough to affect the next Presidential election perhaps?
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