November 5, 2003, 12:49
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Vote for me for Governor! I shoot ducks!
So, I'm deployed to the "wonderful" state of Lousiana to guard a swamp from terrorists and none to ecstatic about it (civilization has not quite arrived in the swamp yet).
Anyway, there in a race for Governor and all the good ole white boys lost in the primary (he he) and the race is between a nice southern lady and an immigrant from India.
I was stuck at the hospital doing the "hurry up and wait" thing as I was scheduling by physical before I go to school and the power went off. The woman filling out my paperwork made an exclamation "The electricity shouldn't be going out this early." When I commented on it she said the hospital tends to lose all electrical power 3-4 times a day but thats normal for Louisiana.
On my way back to work I hear the woman candidate's radio commercial. It was a 30 second bite and all it talked about was how she liked to hunt ducks.
"Vote for me, I like to hunt ducks. I've brought 3 Bassmaster tournements to our state and I like to hunt ducks. If I'm elected governor I'll make sure everyone in our state can hunt ducks!"
WTF? Your hospitals haven't got electricity, 80% of your state can't read and your dental and hygiene would be embarassing to an Englishman.
But, at least you like to hunt ducks!
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November 5, 2003, 12:54
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Hilarious.
I love our southern states!
The citizens of Louisana admire our culture!
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November 5, 2003, 13:01
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I want to know what the qualifications were of the sap she beat in the primary.
He liked to shoot ducks, but he tended to miss alot.
"Hey, Bubba, I knows she's a woman but at least she hit a duck every now and again."
"Yeah, yur rite Jim Bob. I gotta give my vote to the one who can bring home the meat......"
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November 5, 2003, 13:38
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Naw, the primaries were waved in lieu of a skeet shooting contest. 
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November 5, 2003, 14:58
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That's ****ing hilarious
Go immigrant guy from India!
-Arrian
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November 5, 2003, 15:05
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"I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
"Stuie is right...." - Guynemer
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November 5, 2003, 15:10
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The real question is whether or not we accept New Orleans when it culture flips!!!
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Haven't been here for ages....
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November 5, 2003, 15:17
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rebuff the rebels
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November 5, 2003, 15:21
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What's worse is that campaign line will probably win her a lot of votes.
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November 5, 2003, 15:22
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Originally posted by mrmitchell
What's worse is that campaign line will probably win her a lot of votes.
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Yup... Dean is right in trying to get the cracker vote.
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November 5, 2003, 15:24
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Maybe Dean should fire Trent Lott as his political strategy advisor and hire the Duck Lady.
Ducks aren't as controversial as the Confederate flag.
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November 5, 2003, 15:25
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yeah...
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November 5, 2003, 17:02
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Originally posted by mrmitchell
What's worse is that campaign line will probably win her a lot of votes.
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And if she loses she can star in her own hunting show. 
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November 5, 2003, 17:28
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November 5, 2003, 18:10
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Maybe there's a sleeper cell hiding under the Mississippi River.
Seriously, I fear that Americans won't reenlist because of the idioicy of the neocons agenda.
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November 5, 2003, 18:36
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Originally posted by realpolitic
Maybe there's a sleeper cell hiding under the Mississippi River.
Seriously, I fear that Americans won't reenlist because of the idioicy of the neocons agenda.
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 You lost me here, this relates to this thread how?
Are you saying there's a sleeper cell of Neo-Conservative Terrorist Ducks somewhere under the Mississippi River?
Cuz that's just scary.
/me wonders if that will ever end up in someone's sig..........
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