View Poll Results: Am I the second coming?
Yes 5 8.62%
No 5 8.62%
You are an idiot 36 62.07%
All hail the mighty phallus fruit! 12 20.69%
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Old November 9, 2003, 11:29   #1
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Am I Jesus II?
...or Guynumer jk

Seriously I been having weird omnipotent lucid dreams lately. No marijuana involved this time . I been able to foresee things happening, like when people call or text me, or things on the news, even little things like what song will be played on the radio etc.

I had a pretty lame night, and today is my typical egotistical compensation. Having said that, I have an unusual sense of superiority, though that could be just because my books are going well. More faith in my own abilities and views, plus the feeling of power over people though I don't use it. Dont worry Drogue and Verres, this is strictly a college thing .

How would I determine that I am the messiah?
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it seems like the 4th poll option would read better if it said "all hail the mighty phallic fruit."
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Feel free to walk out on the Thames and tell me if you make it to other side....then I'll change my vote from banana.
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Please. You couldn't even be Elijah right.
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Please, look at my name. I am the master of the aquatic!
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Old November 9, 2003, 11:43   #7
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HAR HAR har
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Re: Am I Jesus II?
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How would I determine that I am the messiah?
I don't remember Jesus predicting the future or feeling superior. Nevermind boasting about it.

Try walking over water, or curing a terminal patient instead.

You sound more like Uri Geller II so far... Better luck next time.
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You sound more like Uri Geller II so far
I'm capable of deforming tea spoons!!!!!!!

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curing a terminal patient instead
I gave money to Cancer Research UK
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Damnit!

um... There is no spoon.
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I been able to foresee things happening, like when people call or text me, or things on the news, even little things like what song will be played on the radio etc.
Two words: confirmation bias.
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Actually I can bend spoons like Uri Geller. Well OK, I may use a bit of physical force for encouragement, but it works
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Two words: confirmation bias.
Seriously, its like every time I get a premonition. I even know it'll be true! I could make millions on the dogs...

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That's a great retort.
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Seriously, its like every time I get a premonition. I even know it'll be true! I could make millions on the dogs...
Lets do that. Go make a million on betting horses or something.

You can then be the Free Trade Jesus.
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You're getting premonitions? Well don't waste your time sonny, you've got a few lotteries to win, a few horse races to rig, a couple casinos to bankrupt
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Are you confusing Jesus with Nostradamus?

If you make enough guesses, eventually you'll be right about something.

Just remember to document everything in a searchable database with time/date stamping so you can verify your premonitions.
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Well, Nostradamus had a better book than Jesus anyway, so either way is good!

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I have won a total of £50 on the lottery since I was 16, I predicted Frankie Dettori's famous 7-straight victories a few years ago (no money on that ), but I disapprove of casinos. That much neon has to be immoral, I'll figure out how one day!! SEE, I'M A MORALISTIC CHAUVANIST!!! If thats not the characteristics of someone who has his own religion, I don't know what is!

My religious family have often said that I would be the death of Judaism...

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I'm only omnipotent for a third of my life, you'll have to fill me in.
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Can be easily arranged

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Seriously, its like every time I get a premonition. I even know it'll be true! I could make millions on the dogs...
And you haven't why? Come on, gamblings fun. I'll even take you bets for you if you fancy a flutter. I could do with some more cash

Voted you are an idiot of course. What else would I put, the grounding force that I am

I want to know which 2 other than Whaleboy said yes
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For the sake of humanity, I sincerely hope not
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Given the dreams I have, I had to vote option 4
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Why not? If Whaleboy WANTS to be Jesus II, that's gotta be a plus. I mean, it's not like anyone else has his resume out for the job.
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Given the dreams I have, I had to vote option 4
From talking fruit to phallic fruit. Now that's what I call a party!
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I want to know which 2 other than Whaleboy said yes
Whaleboy down at the cybercafe...
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