Thread Tools
Old November 26, 2003, 02:18   #331
Nubclear
NationStatesCall to Power II Democracy GameInterSite Democracy Game: Apolyton TeamRise of Nations MultiplayerACDG The Human HiveNever Ending StoriesACDG The Free DronesACDG The Cybernetic ConsciousnessGalCiv Apolyton EmpireACDG3 SpartansC4DG Team Alpha CentauriansCiv4 SP Democracy GameDiplomacyAlpha Centauri PBEMCivilization IV PBEMAlpha Centauri Democracy GameACDG Peace
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
 
Nubclear's Avatar
 
Local Time: 12:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
A pianist 12 inches tall becomes your best buddy

I wish that Alaska would declare it's alligence to Russia!
Nubclear is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 03:35   #332
Drake Tungsten
Deity
 
Drake Tungsten's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 10,604
Granted. Now the Russkies have to deal with all the stupid ****ing hippies *****ing about protecting a ****ing frozen swamp and some caribou from oil development.

I wish my kotatsu was bigger.
__________________
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
Drake Tungsten is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 03:48   #333
Ben Kenobi
Civilization II Democracy GameCivilization II Succession GamesCivilization II Multiplayer
Emperor
 
Ben Kenobi's Avatar
 
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 18,269
Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

I wish I had a big chocolate cake in the refrigerator ready for tomorrow.
__________________
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
Ben Kenobi is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 03:54   #334
Nubclear
NationStatesCall to Power II Democracy GameInterSite Democracy Game: Apolyton TeamRise of Nations MultiplayerACDG The Human HiveNever Ending StoriesACDG The Free DronesACDG The Cybernetic ConsciousnessGalCiv Apolyton EmpireACDG3 SpartansC4DG Team Alpha CentauriansCiv4 SP Democracy GameDiplomacyAlpha Centauri PBEMCivilization IV PBEMAlpha Centauri Democracy GameACDG Peace
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
 
Nubclear's Avatar
 
Local Time: 12:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

I wish I had $5,000.
Nubclear is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 03:59   #335
Drake Tungsten
Deity
 
Drake Tungsten's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 10,604
Quote:
Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.
Why would I want to get it out of the house?

Quote:
Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.
__________________
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
Drake Tungsten is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 04:02   #336
Nubclear
NationStatesCall to Power II Democracy GameInterSite Democracy Game: Apolyton TeamRise of Nations MultiplayerACDG The Human HiveNever Ending StoriesACDG The Free DronesACDG The Cybernetic ConsciousnessGalCiv Apolyton EmpireACDG3 SpartansC4DG Team Alpha CentauriansCiv4 SP Democracy GameDiplomacyAlpha Centauri PBEMCivilization IV PBEMAlpha Centauri Democracy GameACDG Peace
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
 
Nubclear's Avatar
 
Local Time: 12:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
Quote:
Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
The cake.
Nubclear is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 04:04   #337
Drake Tungsten
Deity
 
Drake Tungsten's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the closet...
Posts: 10,604
My bad...
__________________
KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
Drake Tungsten is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 04:21   #338
Urban Ranger
NationStatesApolyton Storywriters' GuildNever Ending Stories
Deity
 
Urban Ranger's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
Posts: 14,606
Quote:
Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
I wish I had $5,000.
Poof, you have $5000. In fact, you found an envelope on the street that has $500,000 in new $100 banknotes, all 5000 of them.

I wish I had a prepetual motion machine.
__________________
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Urban Ranger is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 10:37   #339
Vlad Antlerkov
Civilization III Democracy Game
King
 
Vlad Antlerkov's Avatar
 
Local Time: 06:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Toasty!
Posts: 2,230
Granted. Here's your gigantic hamster wheel, UR. Now run in it.

I wish this thread weren't on the 2nd page. (And I'd also wish for the subjunctive to come back into common use. )
Vlad Antlerkov is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 12:12   #340
Urban Ranger
NationStatesApolyton Storywriters' GuildNever Ending Stories
Deity
 
Urban Ranger's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
Posts: 14,606
Granted - it got deleted. Thanks a lot!

I wish I could run like the wind.
__________________
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Urban Ranger is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 12:27   #341
Q Classic
Emperor
 
Q Classic's Avatar
 
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: The cities of Orly and Nowai
Posts: 4,228
congratulations! you are now forrest gump. however, you lose all of his charm and luck.

i wish that whatever i wanted, i could buy, and money would be no object.
__________________
B♭3
Q Classic is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 12:31   #342
Bosh
Apolytoners Hall of Fame
Emperor
 
Bosh's Avatar
 
Local Time: 21:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Hiding from the deadly fans
Posts: 5,650
You are able to buy anything because you are a high priced man-whore who turns ten tricks a day with highly unattractive members of both genders!

I wish they sold coconut milk in the local supermarket
__________________
Stop Quoting Ben
Bosh is offline  
Old November 26, 2003, 12:32   #343
duke o' york
Civilization II Succession Games
Emperor
 
duke o' york's Avatar
 
Local Time: 13:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: of home-made blueberry muffins
Posts: 7,200
You can now buy whatever you want, but since money is no longer an object, then shopkeepers refuse to accept it and you find that your masses of wealth are worthless. You are forced to complete purchases by submitting yourself to the cruel whims of the shopkeepers......

I wish I didn't have to wait fifteen more minutes before I could go home.
__________________
"When we grow up we'll both be soldiers, and our horses will not be toys,
And I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys!"
duke o' york is offline  
Old November 27, 2003, 16:50   #344
st_swithin
CTP1/2 GODDESS
 
Local Time: 12:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
Granted, but that was your 15 minutes of Warholian fame, and if you'd waited, you'd have become the next Pulitzer prize winner.

I wish I'd never get my come-uppance.
st_swithin is offline  
Old November 27, 2003, 17:49   #345
Immortal Wombat
Apolytoners Hall of Fame
Prince
 
Immortal Wombat's Avatar
 
Local Time: 13:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: in perpetuity
Posts: 4,962
Granted. You'll never get comed up ever again.

I wish I had eleven toes.
__________________
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
Immortal Wombat is offline  
Old November 27, 2003, 17:54   #346
Richelieu
Apolyton Storywriters' Guild
King
 
Richelieu's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Everybody writes a book too many.
Posts: 1,259
Granted. That third foot looks kind of weird with only one toe on it and in the middle of your face though.

I wish she wasn't so damned difficult to get along with.
__________________
What?

Last edited by Richelieu; November 27, 2003 at 18:05.
Richelieu is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:08   #347
Q Classic
Emperor
 
Q Classic's Avatar
 
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: The cities of Orly and Nowai
Posts: 4,228
it's almost a day and nobody's granted your wish? it's a tough one...

granted. she's now easy to get along with. you, however, are now such an *******, that you're impossible to get along with.

i wish this thread wouldn't die an inglorious death.
__________________
B♭3
Q Classic is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:10   #348
Kuciwalker
Deity
 
Kuciwalker's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 21,822
Granted. It dies a GLORIUS death, with Asher and Agathon and Drake going at it all out like in the Mac forum.

(wait, that would actually be pretty cool!)

I wish I was attractive to the OPPOSITE GENDER.
__________________
[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
Kuciwalker is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:17   #349
Ben Kenobi
Civilization II Democracy GameCivilization II Succession GamesCivilization II Multiplayer
Emperor
 
Ben Kenobi's Avatar
 
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 18,269
Poof! You find your farm trips attract numerous female pigs.

I wish that the weather were fair and sunny today.
__________________
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
Ben Kenobi is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:19   #350
Kuciwalker
Deity
 
Kuciwalker's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 21,822
Granted. It is so sunny that the oceans boil off and everyone is incinerated.

I wish I was attractive to HUMANS of the opposite gender
__________________
[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
Kuciwalker is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:20   #351
Urban Ranger
NationStatesApolyton Storywriters' GuildNever Ending Stories
Deity
 
Urban Ranger's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
Posts: 14,606
Poof, you got it. Indeed, most of your days will be sunny, because you are in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish I could make any and all computers to do my bidding.
__________________
(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Urban Ranger is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:24   #352
Q Classic
Emperor
 
Q Classic's Avatar
 
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: The cities of Orly and Nowai
Posts: 4,228
congratulations.

unfortunately, in a moment of weakness, you confess to a massive sun server that you want to make love to it, and it uses its connectors to, well, hentai you.

i wish i could get that disgusting image out of my head.
__________________
B♭3
Q Classic is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 13:28   #353
Vlad Antlerkov
Civilization III Democracy Game
King
 
Vlad Antlerkov's Avatar
 
Local Time: 06:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Toasty!
Posts: 2,230
/me removes Q Cubed's brain

Granted.

I wish I had some Jello.
Vlad Antlerkov is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 15:27   #354
self biased
staff
Civilization IV PBEMCivilization IV: MultiplayerApolyton Storywriters' Guild
Civilization V News Editor
 
self biased's Avatar
 
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Yggdrasil.
Posts: 4,164
granted. you've got a big bowl of original (hoof) flavored jello.

i wish people weren't so dissappointed in me.
__________________
Civ V Civilization V Civ5 CivV Civilization 5 Civ 5 - Do your part!
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[All good things]
self biased is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 18:47   #355
Enigma_Nova
C4DG The Mercenary Team
Emperor
 
Enigma_Nova's Avatar
 
Local Time: 22:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,988
Granted : Everybody's memory of you is now erased.

I wish that 0 + 1 = 0
(C'mon! Let's see you stuff that one up!)
Enigma_Nova is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 18:53   #356
Q Classic
Emperor
 
Q Classic's Avatar
 
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: The cities of Orly and Nowai
Posts: 4,228
it's granted. unfortunately, since so many mathematical truths depended on our understanding that 0 + 1 == 1 + 0 = 1, the entire structure of the universe unravels and turns you into a puddle of primordial goo, cooking in the sun.
__________________
B♭3
Q Classic is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 18:54   #357
Nubclear
NationStatesCall to Power II Democracy GameInterSite Democracy Game: Apolyton TeamRise of Nations MultiplayerACDG The Human HiveNever Ending StoriesACDG The Free DronesACDG The Cybernetic ConsciousnessGalCiv Apolyton EmpireACDG3 SpartansC4DG Team Alpha CentauriansCiv4 SP Democracy GameDiplomacyAlpha Centauri PBEMCivilization IV PBEMAlpha Centauri Democracy GameACDG Peace
PolyCast Thread Necromancer
 
Nubclear's Avatar
 
Local Time: 12:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: We are all Asher now.
Posts: 1,437
Granted. In fact, now everything =0, and everyone forgets that it ever was different.
However now programmers can't program anything without a whole slew of errors. Meaning Civ4 never comes out

(Well, thats probably a good thing. Sorry )

I wish for some candy.
Nubclear is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 18:57   #358
Enigma_Nova
C4DG The Mercenary Team
Emperor
 
Enigma_Nova's Avatar
 
Local Time: 22:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,988
Quote:
Originally posted by Q Cubed
the entire structure of the universe unravels ... the sun.
How the bloody hell does the universe unravel and still leave a sun behind?
Enigma_Nova is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 19:00   #359
Enigma_Nova
C4DG The Mercenary Team
Emperor
 
Enigma_Nova's Avatar
 
Local Time: 22:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,988
EDIT: Doublepost
Enigma_Nova is offline  
Old November 28, 2003, 19:00   #360
Enigma_Nova
C4DG The Mercenary Team
Emperor
 
Enigma_Nova's Avatar
 
Local Time: 22:35
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 2,988
You are now crushed under a pile of candy

I wish that every direction was perpendicular to itself
Enigma_Nova is offline  
 

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:35.


Design by Vjacheslav Trushkin, color scheme by ColorizeIt!.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Apolyton Civilization Site | Copyright © The Apolyton Team