The Corrupt wish game - Page 7

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 21:56

Granted! (Not really) Stalin killed you instead (not really).

I wish I was in a casino with a million dollars and a bullet proof vest on.

Space05us · November 17, 2003, 21:59

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I wish I was in a casino with a million dollars and a bullet proof vest on.

granted, are wearing a bullet proof vest in a casino that hold millions of dollars in its state of the art vault!

I wish I was a korean squirrel like boshko

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 22:00

You are killed by a southerner.

I wish my cat could talk

Space05us · November 17, 2003, 22:02

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I wish my cat could talk

your cat can talk, all the time, and eventually it learns how to pimp you out to old crack addicts.

I wish my first wish had been answered

Q Classic · November 17, 2003, 22:04

kazaam! too bad you were too near a patrol on the dmz when a mine went off... blasting your tail to the east sea, one eyeball into the yellow sea, and the rest of you to the uchicago campus, where you become known as "stumpy" as you terrorize the students.

i wish i could understand what the lyrics to louie louie were.

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 22:04

Granted. Your mother and father die.

I wish that I was having fun right now.

Space05us · November 17, 2003, 22:07

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I wish that I was having fun right now

granted, your hand wonders south and to your horror and pleaseure you find out you are really female. unfortunatly within two days you get your period.

I wish I were "cool"

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 22:08

You freeze to death.

I wish my arm didn't hurt right now.

Q Classic · November 17, 2003, 22:08

granted. you're now participating at both 'poly, something awful, and some undisclosed forums filled with furries and plushies, which you find that you have a bizarre attraction to...

i wish for root/administrative access to every single server in the world.

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 22:19

Granted. However now no waiter and waitress will serve you and you gain an international reputation as a pervert.

I wish I became god.

Space05us · November 17, 2003, 22:24

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I wish I became god.

granted, your name is god, all jeudaoraoaora-chritstain groups hate you

I wish I were muslim

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 22:25

The United States tortures you for information until you die.

I wish I were named Christian.

Drake Tungsten · November 17, 2003, 22:27

Granted, but now you're gay like every other man named Christian.

I wish Tass could come up with some interesting corrupt wishes.

Space05us · November 17, 2003, 22:28

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I wish I were named Christian.

your name is now Christian, people call you christ for short and you are soon impaled on a rusty wooden pole on order of the Pope (becuase your acting sucks)

I wish I were Native so I could get all sorts of hand outs

Nubclear · November 17, 2003, 22:34

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I wish Tass could come up with some interesting corrupt wishes.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, they all involve communism somehow

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I wish I were Native so I could get all sorts of hand outs

You are.....however you also go back in time and get killed by Americans.
Luckily your family gets paid in the future because of that

I wish Drake couldn't eat anything but rice!

Space05us · November 17, 2003, 22:41

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I wish Drake couldn't eat anything but rice!

Granted, and its always raw and weevil infested

I wish I had perfect eyesight

Q Classic · November 18, 2003, 00:33

granted. unfortunately, while playing with a nice new laser pointer that you got for your birthday, you shot it into your right eye and blinded it, while just slightly melting the cornea of the left. you suddenly get a hankering for grilled meat.

i wish that sitting in chairs all day didn't make my ass hurt.

Space05us · November 18, 2003, 00:45

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i wish that sitting in chairs all day didn't make my ass hurt.

granted, while on vacation a shark bites your ass off. problem solved.

I wish I could sing real swell

Q Classic · November 18, 2003, 00:50

granted. eunuchs were once prized entertainers; the lack of testosterone in their bodies allowed them to have beautiful higher-pitched voices which worked well in songs of the period.
you therefore sacrifice your fifth limb and his two pals in exchange for your beautiful alto voice.

i wish i had one of those personal air conditioners you see at the sharper image.

Space05us · November 18, 2003, 00:53

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granted. eunuchs were once prized entertainers; the lack of testosterone in their bodies allowed them to have beautiful higher-pitched voices which worked well in songs of the period.
you therefore sacrifice your fifth limb and his two pals in exchange for your beautiful alto voice.

sweet! now I can get all of the chicks!..........

..............damn it!!!!!!!!!!

DaShi · November 18, 2003, 07:09

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
granted. eunuchs were once prized entertainers; the lack of testosterone in their bodies allowed them to have beautiful higher-pitched voices which worked well in songs of the period.
you therefore sacrifice your fifth limb and his two pals in exchange for your beautiful alto voice.

i wish i had one of those personal air conditioners you see at the sharper image.

Granted, but they send you the Saxxy Synthesizer Kazoo by mistake.

I wish I could hunt Cbeasts without getting hassled by the man.

Skanky Burns · November 18, 2003, 08:09

Ming lays off you. After killing the next 20 Cbeasts without any moderator reaction, you lose interest in the game and never play it again.

I wish I had a large collection of working DVD's that I enjoyed.

Bosh · November 18, 2003, 08:31

Unfortunately they're mostly underage pornography which results in a long prison sentance.

I wish that kimchi tasted better.

Drake Tungsten · November 18, 2003, 08:37

Granted, but you end up being torn to pieces by Koreans pissed off at your implied insult to Korean culture and its national dish.

I wish the Japanese didn't pickle every vegetable known to man and then mix the pickles in with actually appetizing food.

Q Classic · November 18, 2003, 09:53

granted. unfortunately, instead of pickling vegetables, they now salt and dry vegetables.
enjoy your dikon jerky.

i wish the pictures would come back to the boards.

Bosh · November 18, 2003, 10:04

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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Granted, but you end up being torn to pieces by Koreans pissed off at your implied insult to Korean culture and its national dish.

I wish the Japanese didn't pickle every vegetable known to man and then mix the pickles in with actually appetizing food.

Ah, that's what's good about korea. they pickle everything but at least they keep all of the pickled stuff as sidedishes so you can mostly avoid it...

Drake Tungsten · November 18, 2003, 20:23

The Japanese do that most of the time too, but not always. I'm getting sick of removing the mound of pickled-something that gets placed on my donburi everytime I get it.

Space05us · November 18, 2003, 22:11

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i wish the pictures would come back to the boards.

granted, you go to sit down and find some boards on your chair. You look at them at they have pictures on them.

I wish this thread would keep going

Mr. President · November 18, 2003, 23:08

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Originally posted by Space05us

granted, you go to sit down and find some boards on your chair. You look at them at they have pictures on them.

I wish this thread would keep going

Your wish is granted, Sahib. The thread goes on for longer and longer, taking up more and more memory to load. Eventually everyone's computer becomes unable to handle it, and crashes. It spreads to every computer in the world through the internet. The thread causes the downfall of civilization as we know it.

I wish that my copy of Call to Power would work correctly again.

Q Classic · November 19, 2003, 10:13

congratulations! it does.

unfortunatly all modwork stops on it and vanishes, and all the files are permanently read-only, meaning that you get the original game, which kinda sucks, without any patches or modifications.

i wish it the weather was nice outside...