November 19, 2003, 10:24
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Granted. But you just remembered you have a test tomorrow that you haven't studied for. Oh well, looks like you will be stuck inside all today.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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November 19, 2003, 11:21
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I wish I wasn't tired.
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granted, after doin' the dirty with your dog youre wide awake
I wish my school was "cooler"
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November 19, 2003, 15:35
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Granted. Only the speech marks didn't parse correctly through the wish-granting machine, and your school is now permanantly at -40 degrees.
I wish I had a bottle...
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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November 19, 2003, 15:45
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You have a bottle, but it's stuck in your rectum.
I wish I had a gun.
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November 19, 2003, 15:59
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You have a bottle, but it's stuck in your rectum.
I wish I had a gun.
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granted - when you fire it, a stick emerges with a little flag that has "bang" written on it.
I wish no one suffered from depression.
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"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
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November 19, 2003, 16:11
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CTP1/2 GODDESS
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POOF. My name has been legally changed to "No One".
I wish I could be a non-sentient crinoid at the bottom of the ocean.
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November 19, 2003, 16:41
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congratulations. you're discovered by the deep-sea bathyscape alvin, and successfully brought back to the surface to be proudly displayed at...
the national aquarium, in the basement of the commerce department, washington dc.
i wish i could just skip out on work and go home...
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November 19, 2003, 16:56
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Congratulations. You're fired.
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November 19, 2003, 16:57
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I wish I had lots of candy!!!!!!!!! 
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November 19, 2003, 17:02
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congratulations! but it's candy corn...
manufactured in 1911.
i really really really wish it would stop raining so i could go home now.
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November 19, 2003, 17:08
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The clouds part and the rain stops, yet your block flodded and your house floated away and now sits right next door to, uh, where ever your at now.
I wish beer contained no carbs.
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November 19, 2003, 17:30
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Originally posted by Japher
The clouds part and the rain stops, yet your block flodded and your house floated away and now sits right next door to, uh, where ever your at now.
I wish beer contained no carbs.
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Granted Anheuser Busch releases their new animal fat, no carb beer. But the Adkins diet proves to be unhealthy, and you die of a heart attack.
I wish i had a new home PC.
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"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber
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November 19, 2003, 17:32
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You do, but its a 'new' 286. New for you, but old for everyone else.
I wish that I could go skiing today.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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November 20, 2003, 01:57
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Emperor
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Poof! You find yourself on the slopes with brand new equipment and fashion skiwear.
 Then you find the bill on your credit card…
I wish I had a good job in my career field.
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(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)
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November 20, 2003, 02:47
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Granted, but you are hired by a multi-national corporation who sign a deal with an anonymous gay called "Boris" in NYC and re-locate you there.
I wish I could walk in barefeet everywhere.
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November 20, 2003, 03:58
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Poof! You're a goat.
I wish I all these Dubya bashers would shut their cake-holes.
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(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
(='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)
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November 20, 2003, 04:17
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Poof! Dubya becomes a democrat.
I wish that my girlfriend wouldn't have to work while she goes to school.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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November 20, 2003, 09:16
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poof! she gets an indecent proposal to dance nude just one time at the lewdest sex club in all of north america for the cool sum of exactly the costs of her education plus books and living expenses. she takes it.
i wish georgia power would keep the server room powered all the time, and not kill power at around 1am when nobody's around so the UPSes lose their battery charge waiting for people to shut the servers down... ****ing ga power...
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November 20, 2003, 09:28
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georgia power implements new backup supplies. Q cubed in a giant hamster wheel.
I wish for a nice refreshing bottle of vanilla coke as I watch the world end and people screaming in horror.
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November 20, 2003, 15:39
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blammo! You've shrunk to the size of an amoeba and you're floating in your coke, while people attending Aliens 5: The Rehashment wait to purchase you.
I wish I was 16 again.
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November 20, 2003, 16:36
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you're 16 again. in dog years. meaning that you're just about to push up daisies.
i wish the voices in my head would JUST SHUT THE **** UP!
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November 20, 2003, 18:22
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Poof! You're dead.
I wish I could get Championship Manager 03/04 delievered to NZ FOR NO EXTRA COST! 
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November 20, 2003, 18:34
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Granted! The package arrives with the cd, but the cd is all scratched as to be unplayable.
And Q Cubed, did you have to turn my girlfriend into a stripper? 
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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November 20, 2003, 18:36
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I wish that there would be less lewdness on 'Poly.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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November 20, 2003, 18:37
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Poof, Finland is taken off the map and Poly becomes a silent waste land 
I wish my wife looked like Skanky Burns' Avatar.
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November 20, 2003, 18:42
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Granted! But she turns out to be a porn star from Arkansas and leaves you after one night due to your odour. Not to mention she transfers all you money in your account into here own.
I wish I was invincible.
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November 20, 2003, 18:46
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I wish I was invincible.
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Granted, but you can still feel pain and have been dropped in an active volcano.
I wish I was home.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 20, 2003, 18:49
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Granted, but home is currently in a radiation zone after Al Qaeda dropped a nuclear warhead in your basement.
I wish I had 3 more wishes.
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November 20, 2003, 19:19
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Granted. But none of the next three will be.
I wish it was Friday
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November 20, 2003, 19:22
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Granted, but it's Friday the 13th, and Jason's coming to get you.
I wish I had a steak in front of me.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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