November 20, 2003, 12:24
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King
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Sabotage!! :doitnow!:
I had an apple when I woke up this morning, it was bitter. I had oatmeal for breakfast it tasted and felt like soggy cardboard. And now my cup of tea is bland, its not strong enough and the usualy 2 teaspoons of sugar isn't nearly enough to sweeten it.
 Could this be the beginning of a bad day?
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November 20, 2003, 12:31
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It could be the end of a great night 
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
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November 20, 2003, 12:31
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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 Sounds like it. My condolences.
In other news, your girlfriend/wife is sleeping with another man 
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November 20, 2003, 12:52
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And, you've just been made redundant!
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November 20, 2003, 13:05
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Deity
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And, you now live in Alaska!
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November 20, 2003, 13:40
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King
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And, youve just found out your avatar is a man!
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November 20, 2003, 15:58
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Civilization V News Editor
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wait. he does live in alaska.
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November 20, 2003, 16:22
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And you will find out later today, that Alf is not real -- he's a PUPPET!!!
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November 20, 2003, 16:25
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We're all puppets
I hear we're giving Alaska back to the Ruskies, due to lack of mainland interest. 
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November 20, 2003, 16:26
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Nope -- we're giving Alaska back to the seals after we give them material compensation for their ancestors, who were slaughtered in the fur trade by those nasty Russians in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.
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November 20, 2003, 21:27
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King
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actually so far today has been one of the best days Ive had in a long long time. Guess I can take food tasting like **** if it means I laugh my ass off in every class. 
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November 20, 2003, 21:30
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King
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well I almost got stuck while I was squating. I was doing the normal weight I do but I had got done doing leg press about two excercises ago, so my legs give out and I drop to my ass practicaly and the kid who was spotting me had never even done squats before. Luckily Im small so the weights gave just enough clearance for me to slip under
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November 20, 2003, 21:33
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Civilization V News Editor
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Originally posted by Space05us
well I almost got stuck while I was squating.
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**snicker**
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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November 20, 2003, 21:39
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King
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That means you will turn gay
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
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November 20, 2003, 21:42
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King
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 ****ing nerds
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