November 25, 2003, 22:18
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Caption the Photo...
new one:
 ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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November 25, 2003, 22:21
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You pester me one more time Mr. President on the current status of our operations, and I'm a-gonna SMACK you.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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November 25, 2003, 22:22
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"Gimme Five!"
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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November 25, 2003, 22:22
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"Sig Heil" ?
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November 25, 2003, 22:23
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Vesayen
"Sig Heil" ?
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November 25, 2003, 22:25
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And then I grabbed her breast like this.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 25, 2003, 22:26
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And then the roller coaster went up like this.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 25, 2003, 22:26
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Talk to the hand.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 25, 2003, 22:27
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OH OH OHOHOH OH MR KOTTER!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 25, 2003, 22:28
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Judo chop!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 25, 2003, 22:28
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You're running through a forest. . .
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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November 25, 2003, 22:29
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"All we want is Poland for breathing room, and nothing else, we promise!"
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November 25, 2003, 22:30
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"...the Royals' wave is all in the wrist, Mr. President...like so!"
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November 25, 2003, 22:44
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"It's very simple. Once Jacques Chirac gets on the podium, you yell "Don't ever mess with a Texan" and give him a firm push in the back so he falls over."
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November 25, 2003, 22:46
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"Now you try to poke me in the eyes."
or...
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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November 25, 2003, 22:51
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"A couple of Points, Leader of the Great US of A"
IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NO ONE IS THERE TO HEAR IT, DOES IT MAKE A NOISE?
And for part two..
If a soldier falls in your ranks at War Mr.President, doth your heartache?
Does it bleed?
Does it remorse for the families whom no longer have a father? A Husband? A provider? A Son? A Daughter?
Peace
Grandpa Troll
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November 25, 2003, 23:00
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"This puppet show sucks!"
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November 25, 2003, 23:55
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"Who here is a brown-noser?"
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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November 26, 2003, 03:20
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For the first time, as President Bush gazes fondly, he realized he found his true love.
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November 26, 2003, 03:46
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"now, look at my hand... you start to feel dizzy... you eyelids become sooo heavy... relax... don't be afraid... it only stings for a while..."
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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November 26, 2003, 05:08
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"If you raise your right hand, palm opened, and slap it against my hand making a "clap" noise, this is called a 'High Five' and means... Sir... are you still with me, Sir... ?"
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There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.
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November 26, 2003, 06:26
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"Here she is, Miss America"
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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November 26, 2003, 07:47
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Who is the guy anyway?
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So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in - Supercitizen to stupid students
Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
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November 26, 2003, 07:57
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"To count higher than five then try using this hand too."
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"When we grow up we'll both be soldiers, and our horses will not be toys,
And I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys!"
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November 26, 2003, 08:15
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"Tom, did you ever consider becoming a hand model?"
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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"Strange is it that our bloods, of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together, would quite confound distinction, yet stand off in differences so mighty." --William Shakespeare
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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November 26, 2003, 09:51
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"No really, our new military salute is nothing like the what the Nazis used. I say we go with it!"
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Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
"The Borg are gay." -Drake Tungsten
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November 26, 2003, 10:43
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Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
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Tom Ridge - Chief of Homeland Security (or some title like that)
I have to admit that "Sig Heil" was what came immediately to mind.
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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