it's the revival of the corrupt wish game (II) - Page 10

Lonestar · December 22, 2003, 20:28

BAMF! You are now terrified out of your mind as you wake up aurrounded by several large Rednecks with the lead one saying "You shore do have a purty mouth Boy". ( Cue Banjo music)

I wish I had my very own Fell Beast. To ride. And it was tamed so it wouldn't attack me or my loved ones.

Shogun Gunner · December 22, 2003, 20:38

granted, but it attacks your enemies...and you go to jail under the pit bull laws

I wish my daughter would go to sleep.

Q Classic · December 22, 2003, 20:39

she does. it's just twenty years from now.

i wish i was already all packed.

Shogun Gunner · December 22, 2003, 23:04

You are, but you packed yourself in your luggage and you get loaded on the airplane, just to get arrested in the airport. Christmas ruined.

I wish I starred in a movie with Jim Carrey.

st_swithin · December 23, 2003, 16:28

You do. Unfortunately, it's a remake of the remake of the remake of The Grinch, also co-starring Rosie O'Donnell and Joan Rivers.

I wish I was a fish.

Q Classic · December 23, 2003, 20:24

you are. you make tasty sushi.

i wish i didn't have sand in my shoes.

Shogun Gunner · December 23, 2003, 20:40

Granted. The sand gets squeed together and forms into sandSTONE. ouch!

I wish I could instanteously evolve into any creature I wanted to be.

Lonestar · December 23, 2003, 22:51

You can, alas, a nearby microbe can instantaneous evlove into the most deadly disease for said creature.

I wish I didn't make Kitty scared.

ICBM · December 23, 2003, 23:35

Granted. You made kitty mad. And kitty has sharp claws. Ouch.

I wish I was a three-legged cat.

Lonestar · December 23, 2003, 23:55

Granted. Unfortunatly, that Komodo Dragon that took off your Fourth leg is looking for Seconds...

I wish I had a Riding Lizard.

Shogun Gunner · December 23, 2003, 23:56

Granted. But this Riding Lizard also eats legs. Yours are both gone.

I wish I could set the world's record for belching.

st_swithin · December 24, 2003, 17:32

You do, and rupture your esophagus in the process.

I wish Amelia Earheart would reappear.

Mr. Harley · December 25, 2003, 03:44

She does. She's 106, has become enamoured with you, and wants your body. You can't resist her.

I wish my little girl did not take up as much room in the bed as my wife and I combined.

self biased · December 25, 2003, 03:52

granted. your wife baloons out to over 700 lbs, and takes up the entire bed herself.

i wish the winter would stay mild like it has been the last few days for me.

Shogun Gunner · December 25, 2003, 17:24

Granted. The winters are more mild and the summers even hotter. The polar caps melt and wash away your home.

I wish every day was Christmas.

ICBM · December 25, 2003, 21:18

Granted. Every day is now Christmas, and the ACLU sues everyone to make it stop.

(May the ACLU just go have a Merry Christmas...)

I wish Portugal didn't declare war on me for no reason.

self biased · December 26, 2003, 01:18

granted. portugal offers the fact that you used the salad fork at dinner, as opposed to the other one, as reason to declare war on you.

i wish i had another bottle of jack daniels.

Mr. Harley · December 26, 2003, 05:39

You do. You forgot you emptied it weeks ago.

I wish all supervisors had to pass a test guaranteeing that they have at least a modicum of common sense before being promoted.

self biased · December 26, 2003, 05:58

granted. unfortunately the cost of such a test is a modicum of common sense.

i wish lexi would show up on my doorstep bearing a full bottle of Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey.

Mr. Harley · December 26, 2003, 06:34

She does. It's that time of month.

I wish I would realize when my posts are esoteric and muddy, so I'll stop stubbing my Tao.

self biased · December 26, 2003, 06:46

granted. the falling lotus blossom reveals the secret knowledge of crickets and inner peace.

i wish i could get to use a very special smiley here (the one i plan on using after spending some quality time with lexi.).

Mr. Harley · December 26, 2003, 07:01

You can. You edit your avatar to make an entirely appropriate "smiley." Urban Ranger notices, declares it obscene, and you are banned.

I wish crickets didn't drive me crazy.

Shogun Gunner · December 26, 2003, 10:25

They don't. Now silence drives you crazy.

I wish that the weekends were four days, not two.

ICBM · December 26, 2003, 11:58

Granted. But you don't get any holidays, and you have to work 18 hours a day.

I wish the CD drive I just put into my new computer wasn't so loud.

Shogun Gunner · December 26, 2003, 12:06

Granted. It's not loud when you put it in, when you use it, the noise is deafening!

I wish all food was perfectly healthy, contained all the nutrition, and not too much of the bad stuff (fat, cholesterol , carbs).

Bosh · December 26, 2003, 12:15

The lack of fat in your diet turns you into an emaciated waif.

I that my sinuses weren't full of anesthetic swab

Mr. Harley · December 27, 2003, 03:12

The swab is gone. You now realize why the anesthetic swab was in there. Whatever they did, it makes them HURT.

I wish that human babies were as easy to potty train as it is to litter train kittens.

Theben · December 27, 2003, 03:36

Your wish comes true. Now all humans need kitty litter to use instead of a toilet.

I wish we had 10 more managers for our company, and that they were all honest and competent.

Kuciwalker · December 27, 2003, 04:14

Granted. You are not, so they fire you

I wish for Theben to get a name change to Flafnir.

Mr. Harley · December 27, 2003, 06:30

He does, except he makes a mistake. It's Flufnir. He now a Fluffy in disguise.

I wish all Furries were Fluffies.