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granted. it eats ten instead.
i wish i had gone home with those two lesbians, instead of driving my freinds home.
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January 1, 2004, 06:16
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Granted. Welcome to another night of no sex.
I wish my birthday was on a different day of the year.
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January 1, 2004, 06:29
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x-post: at least i would have gotten to watch.
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January 1, 2004, 12:34
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Granted. Laz, your birthday is on February the 29th. 1/4 of the birthdays for you!
I wish all Corrupt Wish participants (except me) would die painfully and slowly
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January 1, 2004, 12:36
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They say "life is pain," and everyone is cursed by a lot of it. It's a long, slow time in dying. Except you. You die in the next 20 seconds.
I wish you changed your name to enema nova.
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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January 1, 2004, 12:37
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x-post, sorry.
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January 1, 2004, 12:37
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own goal
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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January 2, 2004, 17:38
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enigma_nova is now enema_nova. you, thebene, however, never have your name spelled properly again.
i wish i had a superpowerful starship under my command.
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January 2, 2004, 23:49
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Granted. Unfortunately, you start having problems with it, and the instruction book is in Klingon.
I wish Apolyton would forever cease to exist.
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January 3, 2004, 02:58
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It does. The Artificial Intelligence running that portion of the Matrix gets bored. All users are deleted along with it.
I wish somebody sold a nice, inexpensive, reliable 500 watt power supply, that I could order, for my ill computer.
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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January 4, 2004, 15:43
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Granted. You get your power supply, and it works very well. Unfortunately, the hard drive goes bad.
I wish the Corrupt Wish thread would go on forever.
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January 4, 2004, 15:48
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Granted. Now some of the greatest minds the world has to offer spend their entire lives posting here. The world descends into mutiny and financial ruin.
I wish I was still 10 years old.
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January 4, 2004, 15:52
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I wish I was still 10 years old.
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Granted, alas "Father Jimmy" takes a special likeing to you...
I wish I had a SR-71
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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January 5, 2004, 03:58
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You do. The maintenance costs drive you into bankruptcy. You sell it on ebay, and discover you just sold it the the PRC. You are arrested on espionage charges, and spend the rest of your life at in prison.
I wish Firaxis would release the source code for Alpha Centauri.
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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January 5, 2004, 08:31
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Granted. It turns out they wrote it in assembly. Good luck with it!
I wish the source code for Civilization II was released  , and several (former) developers decide to help out the community and volunteer to help improve it in their spare time.
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January 5, 2004, 21:35
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Its released, but their "improvements" include the suggestions that went to Firaxis for Civ3. Basically Civ2 becomes Civ3 and everyone is angry.
I wish nuclear power wasn't dangerous.
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January 6, 2004, 01:23
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Granted. Nuclear power becomes such a great form of energy, since it is no longer dangerous, that a nuclear power plant is built in your backyard.
I wish my dog wouldn't try to French-kiss me. Ewww.
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January 6, 2004, 02:19
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Granted -- now all the stray dogs try to hump you by your leg whenever they see you.
I wish that cottage cheese would stay fresh forever.
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January 6, 2004, 02:56
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granted. it now tastes like it's gone off all the time now.
i wish i could control and manipulate shadows with mere thoughts.
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January 6, 2004, 02:59
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Granted. But now milk goes bad after ten minutes, and after an hour you find that the milk in your fridge has turned into cottage cheese.
I wish all poetry had to be written as a pi mnemonic (i.e. Poe E. Near a Raven... = 3.1415, see poetry thread...)
edit - crosspost...
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January 6, 2004, 11:58
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Self-Biased: You can. You have to, because you are now a vampire. No more sex, sunlight, or alchohol.
ICBM: Now only mathameticians read poetry, and bored ones at that. It becomes a dead artform. Less than 1% of 1% bother to read it.
I wish that all cats were genuinely nice, affable creatures who were generally well-behaved (toally well-behaved is just impossible  )
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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January 6, 2004, 16:48
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Granted. However the definition of "genuinely nice, affable... [and] well-behaved" is modified to fit the behavior of cats, meaning "loony, fur-brained beasts that claw your eyes out if you don't feed them in 15 seconds."
I wish my cat would quit chucking up hairballs. 
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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January 6, 2004, 16:50
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I wish I could see Theben naked not.
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January 6, 2004, 16:57
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****ing tease.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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January 6, 2004, 17:02
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No, actually I really want that not.
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January 6, 2004, 17:19
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You cat stops upchucking fur balls. Instead they get stuck on the way out, and you have to give it enemas (no joking, this has happened to someone I know - cat's DO NOT like enemas) 
I wish Theban decided to become a male stripper, and make Ecthelion HAPPY.
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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January 6, 2004, 17:22
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Theban becomes a male stripper. However Theben does not.
I wish shawnmmcc would learn to spell my name right and quit pretending to be a n00b.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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January 6, 2004, 18:39
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Shawnmmcc is cured of his partial dsylexia - and you discover how really obnoxious he is. 
I wish Theben was a genuinely nice, affable creature who was generally well-behaved (toally well-behaved is just impossible )
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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January 6, 2004, 21:57
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Granted. Theben becomes a genuinely nice, affable ... well-behaved creature, and this change in his behavior causes him to leave Apolyton forever. Normally, this would be a good thing, but it causes the corrupt wish thread to sink to page 100 of OT.
I wish Theben would change his name to Th*b*n, to allow for the spelling mistakes of people pretending to be n00bs.
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January 6, 2004, 22:40
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Theben's name changes to Th*b*n and Ming thinks its such a good idea that no one is allowed to use vowels in their name anymore. *CBM, *cth*l**n and sh*wnmmcc are irritated.
I wish staplers never had to be refilled with staples in order to work.
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