December 8, 2003, 18:05
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Pour the water from the potatoes - Urinating
Give birth to an arm - Take a dump
And for the topic of this thread:
Most women I have known said: "I am having my things"
Asmodean
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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December 8, 2003, 18:47
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Producing a bowel movement of exceptional length = "Laying a transatlantic cable".
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December 8, 2003, 19:35
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very, uh, visual, Laz...
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"The Borg are gay." -Drake Tungsten
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December 8, 2003, 20:18
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When asked at work about his bloodshot eyes, induced through bong usage, a housemate claimed that its because he had just had a shower.
Having a shower is now a common euphamism for smoking weed.
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December 8, 2003, 20:27
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Another commonly refered to house (sexual) euphamism is 'feeding the horse'.
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December 8, 2003, 20:32
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"Mt. Vesuterus has erupted"
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December 8, 2003, 21:35
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"making a sacrifice to the tiki god." = taking a dump.
this actually has a story behind it. sort of. at my freinds camp there's this outhouse with a door carved like a tiki mask. during a night of drinking, i get up and stumble towards the outhouse to 'lay some transatlantic cable,' and someone said, "where ya goin?" "the tiki god demands sacrifice," i replied.
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December 8, 2003, 22:01
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hmmm... mixing a euphemism.... I guess that's not as bad as mixing a metaphor.
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December 8, 2003, 22:19
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"Menstruating". 
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December 8, 2003, 23:04
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Defecation--"dropping the kids off at the pool."
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"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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December 8, 2003, 23:17
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Doesn't this thread violate some kind of health code?
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December 8, 2003, 23:31
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Leviticus doesn't count as a real health code.
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December 9, 2003, 13:12
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Masturbation euphemisms are cool too. The only problem is that I don't know many ones for female masturbation.
Gusset typing
Airing the orchid
Double clicking on the mouse
Paddling the pink canoe (until it leaks)
Gosh, this sounds like some 1960s guitar trio songlist.
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December 9, 2003, 13:16
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Slapping the pony.
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December 9, 2003, 13:19
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'Rolling out the red carpet', for the menstruation thingy.
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December 9, 2003, 14:43
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My favorite: "Looks like it's bj week".
Too bad I don't hear it all that often.
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December 9, 2003, 14:45
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i mentioned "beating the bishop" before for a masterbation one...
What about
waxing the dolphin
grappeling with the one eyed snake
tossing webbing
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December 9, 2003, 15:26
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getting laid: "Get a fur [coat] on the hook"
masturbate: "lure the salmon"
Oh well. They don't translate too well but they're hilarious in norwegian, I promise!
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December 9, 2003, 15:33
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urinate: "walk the monster", "combat drought"
vomit: "feed the fishes/doves/ducks/mice" (depends on where you are) or simply "fertilise" <- this one can be used about urinating or defecating as well.
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December 9, 2003, 15:34
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A hotdog: "C*ck in a canoe"
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December 9, 2003, 17:43
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Heard you ate lunch twice= vomitting
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December 9, 2003, 20:18
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Anyone interested in locating a really good source of sweary and otherwise hilariously inventive and foulmouthed euphemisms would be well advised to get a copy of 'Rogers Profanisauris'. It is a swearing dictionary published by the makers of Viz. (For anyone who doesn't know, Viz is a humoursous comic printed in England, though I think it is also sold in the U.S.A. , the website is quite fun too). It also got a foreword by Terry Jones out of Monty Python as well.
Within can be found euphemisms such as:
Boxing the Jesuit,
Strangling Kojak,
throttling captain Picard. As well as others on a wide variety of topics.
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December 9, 2003, 20:25
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December 9, 2003, 20:37
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Stroking the Weasel.
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December 9, 2003, 20:47
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"riding the pink line"
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December 9, 2003, 22:03
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On a date with Miss Michigan
or
On a date with Rosy Palms & her 5 sisters.
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When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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December 9, 2003, 22:54
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Epicurian, looks like you're my type of foul-mouthed Hive citizen.
Together we can both properly control the drones, and turn the Chironian air blue.
So there I was, gnoshing away at a real Easter-islander, when suddenly he gives me dirty yogurt. I thought I was going to speak Welsh.
LONG LIVE THE CHAIRMAN.
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December 10, 2003, 00:13
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Munch Carpet
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I was thinking to use a male-male jack and record it. - Albert Speer
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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December 10, 2003, 00:14
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Tonsil Hockey
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I was thinking to use a male-male jack and record it. - Albert Speer
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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December 10, 2003, 04:08
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.... riiiiiiiiiiight.
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