December 10, 2003, 00:32
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Caption This Photo
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I was thinking to use a male-male jack and record it. - Albert Speer
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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December 10, 2003, 01:18
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India's low-tech missile defense system fails another test.
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Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....
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December 10, 2003, 01:23
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Recent nuclear testing in India fools no one.
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December 10, 2003, 01:24
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Damn you Smithy, beat me to the India punch 
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December 10, 2003, 01:30
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This is what we do to uppity Pakistanis.
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 10, 2003, 01:48
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An Indian man's attempt for the planet-eating world record fails miserably. The effort was complicated when an eager bystander told him to "dig in".
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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December 10, 2003, 03:53
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I told them to wait until the pool was constructed before using the diving ladder.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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December 10, 2003, 04:01
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For Rajiv Singh, training for the 2004 Olympics Dive Competition has become increasingly difficult due to unfavourable weather conditions.
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December 10, 2003, 04:32
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Ah shark.
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December 10, 2003, 04:33
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"Man, I have GOT to find a better fetish . . ."
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"We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."
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December 10, 2003, 04:35
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"Yeah, well you should see the OTHER guy!"
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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December 10, 2003, 04:35
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And Raj Ghandi is ahead in the auditions for the next Wily E. Coyote.
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 10, 2003, 04:42
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If I passed by, I would probably tickle his feet 
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The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
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December 10, 2003, 05:19
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Dammit this root canal is tiresome. There are roots down here...but what do I do with them??
Asmodean
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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December 10, 2003, 05:21
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In a few months he's going to bloom up to become a beautiful software coder.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 10, 2003, 05:25
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ouch!
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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December 10, 2003, 05:58
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Mayor finally finds a way to get council workers to fill potholes.
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'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
- Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
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December 10, 2003, 11:03
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Hyderabad's newest tourist attraction:
The Human Ostrich.
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I was thinking to use a male-male jack and record it. - Albert Speer
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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December 10, 2003, 11:11
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Just another peon
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After a quick review of the initiation rites to the sacred order of the ostrich, it was quickly apparent why their memebership drive was struggling.
Darn, missed Ozzie's ostrich post.
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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December 10, 2003, 11:51
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Archelogists discover another "ancient diving man" in downtown New Dehli
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Haven't been here for ages....
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December 10, 2003, 12:08
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Immigrant from India confuses Britany Spears' new star on the Walk of Fame for the real thing.
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December 10, 2003, 12:11
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Spectators cheer the toppling of naked, headless Saddam.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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December 10, 2003, 12:47
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Look mom, no hands!
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December 10, 2003, 12:52
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One old school Battlestar Galactica fan was so upset that the new Starbuck is a girl he jumped out of his 5th story apartment.
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December 10, 2003, 12:55
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If you turn the photo upside down, you have...
The Man with the EARTH SIZED HEAD!
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Haven't been here for ages....
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December 10, 2003, 13:37
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New bicycle racks being tested in Delhi.
"It might also help us deal with the demographic explosion" mayor says.
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What?
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December 10, 2003, 13:45
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Hyderabad: Onlookers impressed by the first successfully growing human-plant hybrid.
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B♭3
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December 10, 2003, 13:45
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 @ Adam Smith.
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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December 10, 2003, 15:18
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I think his head can be acquired in the next store...
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December 10, 2003, 15:29
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It wasn't the easiest way to stop smoking, but this time, Mr. Mahij was determined to quit his nasty habit for good.
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