View Poll Results: What would you classify your sexuality as?
Gay 7 6.54%
Lesbian 0 0%
Straight 77 71.96%
Bisexual 8 7.48%
bi curious (or have had some homoerotic experiences) 8 7.48%
Transexual or other 0 0%
Bannanasexual 7 6.54%
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Old December 14, 2003, 18:05   #31
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I admit penises turn me on......when a chick is blowing them.
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I think the next pole, I mean poll, should be aboiut penis size.

How about an "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" thread for those interested...

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How about an "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" thread for those interested...
I think Ming would show us all his huge rod then
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Here is a picture of Ming's rod... be warned it might blind small children:

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MrFun, I guess you and I are the only gays who have voted (so far)...I guess I should check back on this thread after a few days.
Well, it looks like we were brave enough to blaze a trail for the others to follow, Wittlich.
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I admit penises turn me on......when a chick is blowing them.
nice!!!!!
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I'm mostly gay with semi-bisexual tendencies...
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Yes I am, I have sex with guys and love guys therefore I'm gay, unless there is a different definition going around?
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My favorite gay porn videos are produced by MansBest (Deustch) and Bel Ami...
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Uh, was that a proof?
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What would you like me to do blow you or something?
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i'm not gay or ought but..

electric 6 - gaybar

Quote:
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I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
Gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war,
Start a nucleur war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Waaaw!

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At the gay bar

[MUSICAL GAP]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

[MUSICAL GAP]

You're a superstar,
At the gay bar

You're a superstar,
At the gay bar

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I'm straight.
But I have a question of the english language, 'gay' also means 'happy' or something like that? (if I'm totally wrong don't laught... too much )
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It's archiac meaning it means that... but we know own that world along with the rainbow...bwahahahaha!
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ok, thanks guys. You've made me gay
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when in doubt- i always use dictionary.com. And this is my native language, but I find myself in doubt more often than I should

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gay
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Thanks Dissident, that seems to be a great site
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Old December 14, 2003, 20:38   #51
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can't the mods suspend the "decency" rule and let the comparison pics begin??
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You shoulkd ask the admins. Only them can bend the rules. Mods are to apply the rules without any thought

But I don't think the admins will accept to host a "my penis is bigger than yours" contest
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... even in the days of my fascist stuff I still looked at gay porn (well did more than that)...
Of course - they go together - see Blues Brother 1.
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well, i was mostly kidding spiffor

i certainly am not much of a contender in any such contest
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i certainly am not much of a contender in any such contest
What about a "my penis is smaller than yours" contest then? I'm sure it will be exactly as difficult to win
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