December 16, 2003, 15:18
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
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NO WAY HE'S THE CUTEST CAT EVAR!
DIE CHE I WUILL THROW YOU OUT OF AHLEICTOPTER! 
 aw slowww, how I will miss your intellectual banter  you really need to lighten up man! 
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December 16, 2003, 15:22
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Good to see that the long arm of the state is being used to jerk off.
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December 16, 2003, 15:30
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Its the long arm of Cleburne municipal police, misusing the unworkable SCOTUS decision that 'obsenity' is mostly a local community standard, rather than a national one. This bit may well raun afoul of the recent 'private consentual (homosexual in that case) sex is non of the states business' decision.
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December 16, 2003, 15:43
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Go Texas!
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December 16, 2003, 15:47
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That is so retarded.
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December 16, 2003, 16:48
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now you guys know why I hate Texas.
What is even more perplexing is people are proud to be from Texas.
What's even more funny, is these Texans move to Las Vegas and have bumper stickers saying they are proud to be from Texas and that makes them superior to us other people who aren't from Texas.
If Texas is so great, why are they living in Las Vegas?
Face it, Las Vegas is the greatest city in the U.S. and Nevada is the greatest state in the union.
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December 16, 2003, 16:51
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Nevada should still be a territory, along with a few other Western states.
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December 16, 2003, 17:00
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is it just me, diss, or did the camera seem to get a bit closer in your avatar than it used to be?
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December 16, 2003, 17:05
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Daydreaming Q Cubed ...?  
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December 16, 2003, 17:08
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December 16, 2003, 17:19
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
is it just me, diss, or did the camera seem to get a bit closer in your avatar than it used to be?
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It's actually a different set. I was getting complaints about my other avatar. This one is much better
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December 16, 2003, 17:20
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Re: Texas law enforcement keeping our country safe!
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Originally posted by Sava
BTW, if dildos are illegal, how come Tom DeLay is still around?
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Tom Delay is flesh & blood........might be cold blooded but fits the criteria for being a Richard
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December 16, 2003, 17:21
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
i didn't know dildos were controlled substances.
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they start out as controlled substances but then things get out of hand 
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December 16, 2003, 17:24
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Originally posted by GePap
It was a vibrator- maybe the batteries are made with materials from muslim states.
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the batteries are actually tiny people peddling their tiny bicycles to make it vibrate.......have you seen " Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex but where Afraid to Ask" ?
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December 16, 2003, 17:26
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Originally posted by Thorn
Bastards, they can shove those dildos up their ass... stupid texas police....
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No the police will use their Night Sticks
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December 16, 2003, 17:28
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You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.
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December 16, 2003, 17:34
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which part did you live in Thorn?
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December 16, 2003, 18:05
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which part did you live in Thorn?
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Is there really a difference between "hellhole over here" and "hellhole 20 miles south" and "western hellhole"?
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December 16, 2003, 18:10
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I think it's a good law. If women want to get off they should just fine a man, any man! Most of us would be happy to aleviate their itch. 
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December 16, 2003, 18:13
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Originally posted by Japher
I think it's a good law. If women want to get off they should just fine a man, any man!
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What did we do to start deserving fines?
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December 16, 2003, 18:16
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I'm afraid most women would prefer their own fingers over me
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December 16, 2003, 18:19
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Originally posted by Thorn
You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.
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Uhhh, Thorn?
90% of Alaskans live in Anchorage.
The other 10% wander behind the little animals, so who cares?
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December 16, 2003, 18:19
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Similar stupid stuff like that happens here. A couple of years ago the police decided that people bringing small amounts of alochol into restaurants to drink with their food was endangering the public. (restaurants had never had a problem with it) So they start going under cover in the restaurants busting people celebrating aniversaries and stuff. Meanwhile half way across town you couldnt be safe in your own home because of meth dealers using your yard as a selling point. But they sure were proud of stamping out the dangerous world of dinning out..
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December 16, 2003, 18:21
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you would think the restaraunts would be against that. Much of a restaurants profits comes from the overpriced glasses of wine they sell and the overpriced desserts.
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December 16, 2003, 18:21
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Originally posted by Dissident
I'm afraid most women would prefer their own fingers over me
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If you're talking pure orgasm then yes, chances are they will, then again don't you?
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December 16, 2003, 18:26
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Back in a few.
Have to go on a little bomb-run to Sava's place.
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December 16, 2003, 18:45
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Originally posted by Dissident
you would think the restaraunts would be against that. Much of a restaurants profits comes from the overpriced glasses of wine they sell and the overpriced desserts.
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Thing is, this is a dry county. The required license to sell alochol is held by five people in the entire city. Any attempt to get another one or buy an existing license must be approved by the a state board of alochol.
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December 16, 2003, 18:50
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Originally posted by mrmitchell
Is there really a difference between "hellhole over here" and "hellhole 20 miles south" and "western hellhole"?
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Of course there's a difference! Everyones personnel hellhole is better than someone elses
But in the case of some people.........They Have Ornery Reasons.... No?
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December 17, 2003, 08:36
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that image scales poorly, and it's got a hellishly low framerate.
i know it's not my computer because i've got a kickass graphics card that pwnz0rs everything!!!!!!!!!! omg omg teh pwnage!!!!!!111111
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December 17, 2003, 08:56
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Originally posted by Sprayber
Thing is, this is a dry county. The required license to sell alochol is held by five people in the entire city. Any attempt to get another one or buy an existing license must be approved by the a state board of alochol.
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There's your answer, then. I went to high school in a dry county, and the few who have the licenses will get the cops to do their bidding, because those few are the wealthiest, most powerful people in town and also take turns holding the spots as mayor, comptroller, council members, etc.
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