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Old December 17, 2003, 09:23   #61
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Texas: the condom on the penis of progress.
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Old December 17, 2003, 09:27   #62
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NONOnonooo, no condoms in Texas !!!
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Old December 17, 2003, 11:04   #63
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Texas: the condom on the penis of progress.


Funniest post of the morning.
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Old December 17, 2003, 11:12   #64
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Funniest post of the morning.
Glad you enjoyed it.

Alas, it's not original. Bob Jones, a well known NZ raconteur and Libertarian, came up with that one to describe a notorious Christian fundy MP. He was also the man who accused the NZ Prime Minister of "going round the country stirring up apathy."
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Old December 17, 2003, 11:15   #65
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Churchill quotes:

"An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, [Clement] Atlee got out."
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Old December 17, 2003, 11:21   #66
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Nevada should still be a territory, along with a few other Western states.
I heard that Montana has what -- 500 people for its state-wide population?
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Old December 17, 2003, 12:24   #67
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Have to go on a little bomb-run to Sava's place.
that's okay, you can bomb my state all you want... bombing me doesn't make texas any less of a third-world country.

Agathon: Nice quote.

oh, and speaking of stupid holier than thou dopes... there was a letter in my local paper today explaining why prostitution is illegal. This dipshit says prostitution is outlawed because homosexuals are evil.



More proof that there are dopes everywhere... not just in Texas.
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Old December 17, 2003, 13:51   #68
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i'm not following that chain of logic.
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i'm not following that chain of logic.
which one?
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Chasing naughty prosthetics and "mistaking" billiard chalk for cocaine. The best public service the cops in Texas could perform is to lock themselves up.
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Old December 17, 2003, 15:38   #72
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Chasing naughty prosthetics and "mistaking" billiard chalk for cocaine. The best public service the cops in Texas could perform is to lock themselves up.
or walk their dopey asses into oncoming traffic
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Old December 17, 2003, 22:26   #73
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You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.
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Uhhh, Thorn?
90% of Alaskans live in Anchorage.
The other 10% wander behind the little animals, so who cares?
polar bears arent little.
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