December 17, 2003, 23:12
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Princess
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what every woman wants for christmas
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn
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December 17, 2003, 23:14
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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December 17, 2003, 23:14
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Deity
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Something tells me every woman in the world would buy one of these if they could. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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December 17, 2003, 23:17
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Who's gonna change the batteries though? Or are you supposed to buy a new one when they are flat?
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December 17, 2003, 23:21
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Princess
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 hehehe a new one...  one remote is all i can handle at a time
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn
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December 17, 2003, 23:22
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Retired
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Keep on Civin'
Civ V Civilization V Civ5 CivV Civilization 5 Civ 5 - Do your part!
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December 17, 2003, 23:27
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Deity
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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December 17, 2003, 23:38
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Princess
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well ming dear , i just can't imagine she would need one for you
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"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun." -Katherine Hepburn
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December 17, 2003, 23:39
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har har har this is so funny cuz it's all about the foibles of married men & women
har har har
oh that's rich
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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December 18, 2003, 00:09
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This is sexist. I think.
What? Yes, a bug has crawled up my ass and died. What about it?
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December 18, 2003, 00:18
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Deity
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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December 18, 2003, 01:23
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You mean they don't all want a pint of New York Super Fudge Chunk?
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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December 18, 2003, 01:34
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Emperor
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Me. In leopard thong and dancing.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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December 18, 2003, 01:35
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"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
-Bokonon
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December 18, 2003, 02:14
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President of the OT
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December 18, 2003, 02:17
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King
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@Pekka, Asher
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December 18, 2003, 02:29
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King
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Now when would she use the "IQ minus" button? Do some like their men dumb?
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Lime roots and treachery!
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December 18, 2003, 02:31
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President of the OT
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So she can manipulate him into marrying her so she can divorce him and steal his money and assets.
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December 18, 2003, 02:50
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I wonder if the He-mote control doubles as a vibrator .
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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December 18, 2003, 03:49
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Settler
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@thread
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December 18, 2003, 03:54
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Deity
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for some reason I like Asher's remote control more.
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Focus, discipline
Barack Obama- the antichrist
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December 18, 2003, 04:51
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Prince
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Then there's the Special Edition remote control.
extra feature buttons for the DHP (digital husband processor)
Cook Proof-read thesis "Go down on me"
Wash Clothes Vacuum/Mop Chick-Flick (currently disabled)
Clean Bathroom Feed Cat Feed Baby
Change Diapers (intermittant operation)
Play Diablo Read to Baby Change Cat Litter (broken)
Fix computer Fix automobile Fix appliance
All the buttons of a doctoral widower.
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The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.
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December 18, 2003, 09:08
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Retired
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@ Asher... I want one of those
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December 18, 2003, 09:16
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Deity
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#There’s a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it’s all right, baby, it’s all right #
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December 18, 2003, 09:18
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Deity
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#There’s a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it’s all right, baby, it’s all right #
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December 18, 2003, 09:19
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Deity
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HIDE THE REMOTE!!!
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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December 18, 2003, 09:21
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Prince
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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December 18, 2003, 09:45
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Deity
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I rather like this model as well...
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December 18, 2003, 09:50
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This thread is hilarious
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Trying to rehabilitateh and contribuing again to the civ-community
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December 18, 2003, 09:51
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King
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