December 18, 2003, 17:32
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The most effective way to get gas?
I'm thinking vinegar and bicarb of soda. Must be non-dangerous... please enlighten me!  
EDIT: The reaction must occur within ones stomach...
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December 18, 2003, 17:34
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fart. breathe.
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December 18, 2003, 17:35
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The popcorn from the movie theaters always give me gas... along with the soda, beer, and good ol' beans.
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December 18, 2003, 17:36
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why exactly do you need CO2?
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December 18, 2003, 17:36
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GePap reminds me of an important question: what gas do you need?
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December 18, 2003, 17:37
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CO2, methane or nitrous oxide is good  .
I'll reveal all shortly...
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December 18, 2003, 17:38
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Mix milk and Chlorine....Oh you'll get gas, nasty gas.
But be careful, it can make your skin melt if you come in contact with the solution which automaticly turns to acid. I am living proof.
Ahhh good old times.
Spec.
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December 18, 2003, 17:43
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Azazel: WTF is the middle site in your sig about?   http://contrelislam.org/
someones just negated the right to be taken seriously...
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December 18, 2003, 17:56
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Azazel: WTF is the middle site in your sig about? http://contrelislam.org/
someones just negated the right to be taken seriously...
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great link, isn't it? 
CO2 is easy: burn anything organic.
Methane: is 'natural' gas. Buy it.
NO2..... how pure do you want it? :cutee:
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December 18, 2003, 17:58
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Azazel: Reactions need to happen in stomach!! Need greenhouse gas that isn't water vapour and NO2 for fun! Pure as possible
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December 18, 2003, 18:07
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Well, If you use a mixture of methane and Clorine gas, and radiate it with ultraviolet light, you'll get chloromethane aka methyl chloride, which is a rather good greenhouse gas IIRC.
IT'S TOXIC.
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December 18, 2003, 18:08
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What do you mean "reactions need to happen in stomach"? 
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December 18, 2003, 18:09
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Consume reactants, exhale (one way or another) products.
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December 18, 2003, 18:10
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well, CO2 is your only way.
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December 18, 2003, 18:13
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How do I generate lots?
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December 18, 2003, 18:17
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by breathing.
mind you, the reaction doesn't actually occur in the stomach. also, CO2 is not what we REALLY breath out. like the rest of the air around us, it's still mostly Nitrogen, and a big chunk of oxygen ( you heard me, we breathe out oxygen! ) the CO2 fraction is much larger than the one in the air we take in, by 20 or so, IIRC, but since the amount of CO2 we have in the air we breathe in is just 0.25%, this still means that the amount of CO2 in the mixture we breathe out is very low.
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December 18, 2003, 18:18
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Azazel: I have studied chemistry for many many years  .
I want to know safe reactants that can equal or better the CO2 output of vinegar and bicarb.
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December 18, 2003, 18:18
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OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You want to eat and drink them, let the reaction occur in your stomach, and then let out a giant burp? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER?
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December 18, 2003, 18:20
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I thought it was obvious!! But please... continue...
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December 18, 2003, 18:23
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The best way, IMO, is to take CO2 dissolve it in water, and then drink the solution.
Oh, wait, I think some one's already on to it. It's called "Cola".
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December 18, 2003, 19:37
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Okay, for belching/burping, I recommend gobbling some food, in between bites swig carbonated liquid (coca cola, fizzy beer, sparkling wine), lie down, then sit up. Should be a matter of seconds before you belch explosively.
For more prolonged repeats, fry or grill capsicums with the skin on. Eat, do not shake off the oil, drink carbonated liquids, and you'll be repeating all night.
For purposes of clearing your street of life, eat cabbage soup, boiled eggs, swiss chard, capsicums, Jerusalem artichokes, chick peas, lentils (curried or not) and puree of Brussels sprouts.
Finish off with a remoulade of baked beans and butter beans, and down with 2 pints of Guinness.
This should enable you to rise into the upper reaches of the atmosphere on a column of your own gas.
For a laugh this Christmas/Hanukkah/festive season/pagan bloodrite feed brussels sprouts to your or the neighbour's dog. Warning- do not let it near a naked flame.....
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December 18, 2003, 19:54
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Jeeezzzzzz, why don't you just toddle on down to Taco Bell and chow down? If you live you'll have lots of gas. Does it have to go up and not down?
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December 18, 2003, 20:02
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drink soda, fast. thats the best way I can think of.
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December 18, 2003, 20:08
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I do not want to see any MP3/wav/etc attached file in this thread, you hear.
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Just swallow air, far better control
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December 18, 2003, 20:09
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Well, this thread has successfully incriminated Molly Bloom so I guess I can claim a partial victory..
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December 18, 2003, 20:29
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I just experimented for you, warm Dr Pepper works likes a charm.
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December 18, 2003, 20:46
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How do you reduce gas? I farted twice by the time I read the entire thread.
Man I fart alot.....
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December 18, 2003, 20:47
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I just experimented for you, warm Dr Pepper works likes a charm.
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Yet another use for this miracle product is found. Is there any end to the benefit to humanity that the heavenly beverage Dr Pepper has created? 
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Man I fart alot.....
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Does that mean, you are one big ..... ? 
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December 18, 2003, 22:40
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Re: The most effective way to get gas?
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