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Old December 18, 2003, 20:18   #1
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If a man...
...burps in front of his computer and no one is around to hear it, did he really burp?
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Old December 18, 2003, 20:19   #2
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Old December 18, 2003, 20:22   #3
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Re: If a man...
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...burps in front of his computer and no one is around to hear it, did he really burp?
Only if you are an anti-realist about belching.
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Old December 18, 2003, 20:27   #5
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either way I just had two loud ones that were whaleboy inspired
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surely the man is around to hear is own burp?

or is he deaf?
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Old December 18, 2003, 20:34   #7
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...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?


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...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?


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So THAT is what ruined my apptetite during dinner a few minutes ago.
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Old December 18, 2003, 20:39   #9
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...farts in front of his computer and no one is there to hear it, does it really smell?

I'll have to think about that one...
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Old December 18, 2003, 21:29   #12
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If you kill me, would the world still exist?
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ahh, but what if its all part of my imagination? what if you dont really exist?
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Old December 18, 2003, 22:51   #17
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what if Ming doesnt close this thread? What if UR does?
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Does a bear **** in the woods?
no, that's elves. it's a common misconception.
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how is it possible that this thread has stayed open as long as it has?
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