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Old December 20, 2003, 03:40   #1
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Why would any house need more than one bathroom?
Unless you got fifteen people living in your house, why would you possibly need more than a single bathroom? hell, there's plenty of Sudanese immigrants here who stick nearly a dozen people in a one-bathroom house and they seem to do just fine. As I understand it, fifty or so years ago, it was very common for two seperate families living in basically two seperate houses to share a single bathroom and yet, how many bathrooms does your family's house got? For those with more than one bathroom, why?
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because some 13 year old boys like to jerk off in private without their sister, brother, or mother watching them. call them crazy.
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We have two bathrooms in my house.

One for myself and my wife.
The other my two sons.

The reasons are obvious.
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There are better places to do it than in a bathroom.
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Old December 20, 2003, 03:54   #7
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One for myself and my wife.
The other my two sons.
The reasons are obvious.
forgive me but (me not being a prestigious member of the decadent bourgeious like yourself ) I have no idea what these reasons that you say are obvious are. Do you and your wife have sex in the bathroom or something and are worried that, if you had a single bathroom, your sons would try to come in? I'm guessing that cause you were vague but really I'm picking straws over here trying to figure it out.
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Do you and your wife have sex in the bathroom or something and are worried that, if you had a single bathroom, your sons would try to come in?
Um, no. We have a lock on our door
The reasons are those that Asher pointed out. I really don't want to release my wastes in front of a pool of...
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Why have more than one Bathroom?

Simply put - Convenience.
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Um, no. We have a lock on our door
The reasons are those that Asher pointed out. I really don't want to release my wastes in front of a pool of...
I was implying sex.
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There are better places to do it than in a bathroom.
Bathrooms are generally the only room with a lock on the door.
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Why do you need a lock? The more, the merrier!
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Anyways, the real answer is so we can look down on poor folks like you while we live in our mansions.
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I really don't want to release my wastes in front of a pool of...
urine? semen? I've never had anything but a single bathroom and this has never occured.
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urine? semen? I've never had anything but a single bathroom and this has never occured.
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Trust me Albert - Live in a house with 3 bathrooms....you get use to it rather quickly!
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Extra bathrooms are luxuries, pure and simple. They make life easier by reducing or eliminating any need to wait for using them, and it is more hygenic by simple fact that the facilities are getting less...contact...by different persons.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with luxuries, if you can afford them.
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I was implying sex.
Quoted the wrong person I meant diss.

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hell my bathroom dont even got a sink. we use the bathtub faucet to wash our hands after using the bathroom. really, if you think about it, there's absolutely no need for a sink seperate from the bathtub or shower.
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If you think about it, there's no need for a toilet seat either.
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If you want to take it that far, why stop there?

People lived for a long time with naught but the washbasin and chamberpot.
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hell my bathroom dont even got a sink. we use the bathtub faucet to wash our hands after using the bathroom. really, if you think about it, there's absolutely no need for a sink seperate from the bathtub or shower.
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...and before that, the field and stream...
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Sigh.
all these cross posts have me confused.
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BTW, where the hell is Health and Human Services in your city? That must violate a ream of regulations.
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Ok Albert, you've got to be pulling our leg....after all, you do live in the 21st century with the rest of us, right?
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he wants us to pity his poor self.

He thinks he's the only Apolytoner who grew up poor.

Little does he know how poor my family was in the 80's- esp. the early 80's.

But I worked hard, and now as an adult I am not poor. I can afford to live in a home with 2 bathrooms.
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