Why my social life is ten times better than yours - Page 3

Kirnwaffen · December 31, 2003, 14:41

What do I get to do for New Year's? Clean.

MrFun · December 31, 2003, 15:27

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

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That must be a terminology issue, but I would hardly call the UK "socialist". Even the Scandinavians aren't socialist. Those are "social-democratic" countries, i.e capitalist societies that acknowledge private ownership of production means, but which limit the perverse effects of inequality.

A "socialist" country, in my book, is a country that doesn't acknowledge the private ownership of production means, except one-person businesses.

Yep... me and Spiffor on the same page on this one. No country in Europe is socialist.

Ok -- so there are Socialist parties in European countries, but there are no European governments that are socialist.

MrFun · December 31, 2003, 15:27

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Originally posted by Kirnwaffen
What do I get to do for New Year's? Clean.

You go with your fun self!

chequita guevara · December 31, 2003, 15:29

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Originally posted by MrFun
Now wait a minute -- United Kingdom is considered a socialist country to some extent, right?

I don't ever hear people using socialist or communist interchangeably when describing United Kingdom.

You see, this is why I say logic is lost on you. You don't even understand the most fundimental logical concepts.

Saying all A are B does not simultaneously say that all B are A. Communists are a subset of the group of socialists. So are anarchists. Anarchists are not communists nor vice versa, and all socialists are not communists or anarchists, unless you're a sectarian who aregues that your particular ideolgoy are the only true socialists.

Nor would I accept the UK as a socialist country. Their economy is a mixture of Keynesianism and Monetarism, which are two management strategies for running capitalism.

MrFun · December 31, 2003, 15:33

Chegitz, AKA smartass -- I do understand that fundemental logical concept.

However, I thought the United Kingdom implemented some economic socialist regulations/policies. So therefore, I thought that to some extent the United Kingdom was a socialist country.

Frankychan · December 31, 2003, 15:40

Oh....you guys wouldn't want to know how it is here.

A little rainy, but it's usually bright and sunny. Christmas was a nice 85 degrees.......erm.....I'lll shut up now before I get hurt.

Zylka · December 31, 2003, 15:50

Why my social life is now 20x better than yours

A call girl is tempting me on a free trip to Edmonton to do a half oz of free blow with her. SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS ****ING MESS

Jon Miller · December 31, 2003, 15:52

hmm

call girl and blow??

you can do better

jon miller

Jon Miller · December 31, 2003, 15:53

btw, what is oyur aim?

or msn?

JOn Miller

JohnT · December 31, 2003, 15:56

*Pictures Zylk pulling an Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction*

Zylka · December 31, 2003, 16:05

14gs and a royal INN New Year's suite FREE

I'm gonna wear a frilly scarf and a PURPLE hat!!!

Mr. President · December 31, 2003, 20:57

That some kind of Canadian custom?

pchang · December 31, 2003, 22:08

Call girls never do anything for free

JimmyCracksCorn · January 1, 2004, 01:45

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Originally posted by Zylka
14gs and a royal INN New Year's suite FREE

I'm gonna wear a frilly scarf and a PURPLE hat!!!

So, did you go?

Jon Miller · January 1, 2004, 03:09

I wqent ot a vlub with Shi

Jon Miloler

Spiffor · January 1, 2004, 03:13

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Originally posted by MrFun
Ok -- so there are Socialist parties in European countries, but there are no European governments that are socialist.

Most "socialist" governments have turned social-democrat during the past century (i.e. they have fundamentally accepted the principles of capitalism as being a good system if tempered, while before they believed in the progressive replacement of the capitalist system by a socialist system).
These parties have kept their historical name. They are socialist in name, but not in policy.

Zero · January 1, 2004, 07:22

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Originally posted by Zylka
Why my social life is now 20x better than yours

A call girl is tempting me on a free trip to Edmonton to do a half oz of free blow with her. SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS ****ING MESS

call girl? you mean just a (single) call girl? If so, my friend can easily top that story.

self biased · January 1, 2004, 07:25

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Originally posted by Zylka
A call girl is tempting me on a free trip to Edmonton to do a half oz of free blow with her.

that's a lot of blow. that's like a f*cking rock star quantity.

Zylka · January 1, 2004, 21:19

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Originally posted by Zero

call girl? you mean just a (single) call girl? If so, my friend can easily top that story.

She wasn't even hot, man.. pretty - but not my tastes. Way too skinny and dark. I WOULDN'T hit that, in the words of the immortal Ted Striker

Anyway.. she was really persistent and convinced me, then booked just the two of us a room at a Royal INN suite last night, up near the airport. Sw4nk room, so as soon as we got their we immediately popped open the blow (she only had an 8 ball at the time for "some odd reason"; but hey - beggers can't be choosers). After a few hits, she realized we needed a smoking room, so we went and changed to an even cooler room - yet I'm pretty sure we left some paraphernalia and or drug in the last.

Anyway, to sum things up without going into COMPLETE detail this horrific night.. we got incredibly ****ed up - I got incredibly paranoid and uncomfortable with her.. and she got PISSED OFF. She's a sweet girl so was trying to hide it but barely could. So then she started making calls to have a few of her close friends come over - ones who were SMOKING CRACK; and one specific of which (in my freaked out state) could have been her Sikh/Arabic/NotQuiteSure gangster boyfriend who she was on the offs with.

Anyway, this is when I really started freaking out, went dowstairs to "chill out" in the lobby with a few glasses of merlot and made a stuttering wreck of a scene. I kept re-straddling and positioning myself all uncomfortably over the lounge sofa trying to get a good view of the lobby for any undesirables arriving and getting key to our room, but they never did come. Also made quite "charming" conversation with the 3 on staff which made things easier for everyone.

Soooo.. calmed down from drink and needing more white lady I eventually retreated back up to the room. Got high, went downstairs again for another drink. This time crew cut hired security is behind the bar staring me down, with another roaming in the lobby. Soo.. back up I go

Being coked up all night we were sketchy over even the slightest of sounds, even with our door locked and barricading with enough time to hide/dispose stuff. Yet the cream of the evening finally came when the hotel HIRED A COUPLE OF NATIVES to go up the elevator and sit next to our room on the radiator making as much obnoxious, sporadic noise as possible, air horns included. It worked. We left at about 1:30am after about five checked out hours. Security guards/staff sparing no dirty look upon our leave. Our should I say my leave.

Oh wait, the cream actually came in cab ride home. I pissed in it! Well not quite full out pissed, but enough to stink and go "OH **** I GOTTA TAKE A HUGE PISS". So the driver kind of did me a pissed off New Year's Eve favour and drove aaallll the way back from downtown regardless of the fact that I had no money on my person. I just giggled and pretended to be ****ed up/oblivious to it all, straining my poor prostrate to its limits during the remainder.

So - in summation, it was terrible.. but I'm alive. Now I get home to depression themed messages targetted at me from the girl through whome I met the ecort.. imaginably for missing her NYE (we both kind of blew her off and did this behind her back so we could do the drugs, of which she is staying away from). Well. - Thank God I'm good looking. Just glad to be home!!!

Zylka · January 1, 2004, 21:20

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Originally posted by self biased
that's a lot of blow. that's like a f*cking rock star quantity.

Yeah. She obviously decided not to buy the rest when things went sour, but you know what... I THINK SHE WANTS ME TO GO DO THIS AGAIN

****

Zylka · January 1, 2004, 21:29

Oh and I was also on the News sharing my resolutions! All in a day's work - folks aaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

self biased · January 1, 2004, 21:51

well, did you learn your lesson, zyl?

Zylka · January 1, 2004, 22:08

Not really. You think this is the first time I've had a night like this?

Ecthy · January 1, 2004, 22:32

serious issues... I couldn't even afford drinking wine in a hotel, let alone a hooker in the same...

self biased · January 1, 2004, 22:36

:laughs at ecthelion: really. the drinks are quite expensive

and zylka, i'm sure it wasn't the first time, but it sounds like you didn't have much fun...

Zylka · January 1, 2004, 22:41

Not at all. But I didn't spend a dime, so I guess it's a nill experience.

Jon Miller · January 1, 2004, 22:58

but you could have spent oyur time on other persuits

Jon Miller

self biased · January 1, 2004, 23:41

free is one thing, but why not do something you enjoy, instead of getting whacked out on coke, and all paranoid an stuff?

Zylka · January 2, 2004, 00:42

I think I'll let some other low life addict struggle to answer that for you.

Ecthy · January 2, 2004, 00:44

why did she do that? like you so much?