Round - 4 -

Zopperoni · December 30, 2003, 16:35

Quote:

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
(I'm still leaning towards Alva as the most logical choice for the Mafia.................)

You have holes in your own logic.

MattH · December 30, 2003, 16:53

Alva is the GM...

GhengisFarb™ · December 30, 2003, 17:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Of course, you already know that. This is a new tactic you're employing now that your earlier one backfired completely, resulting in a dogpile. What else would explain such an urgent need to assure us of your innocence even though you voted yourself? I'd ask you to say hi to Drogue for me, but the Mafia goes to a completely different place...

I'm not too concerned I will be gone for 64 days starting next month and won't have internet access...................

I realized I was doomed to die when the first votes started rolling in.

/me starts getting a bad feeling some of this may wind up being dialogue in the Dungeon of Apolyton.

"I am not Mafia! So I have goons, enforcers, and kill someone every night.... That doesn't make me Mafia......."

"You there! Yeah you, the big boobed blondie. Take off those clothes and get back to work! What do you think this is, a welfare office?"

Jamski · December 30, 2003, 18:19

Change my vote back to GhengisFarb This is just toooooo sweet.

-Jam

rah · December 30, 2003, 19:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Kassiopeia
What should be banned is stuff like that. It could ruin the entire game, when everyone would pledge except the Mafia - no one's silly enough to volunteer a lengthy ban just for that. Then again, the mods probably wouldn't take such pledges seriously.

I'm sure they wouldn't.

GhengisFarb™ · December 30, 2003, 19:28

A curse upon all the village! A curse I say!

You may burn me at the stake, you may devour mine flesh with the gnawing teeth of a thousand hungry ferrets but I swear that someone else shall die this night in a most deadly way!

rah · December 30, 2003, 20:33

Considering this has happened after over 90% of our votes, we won't be surprised.

Pleas of innocence falls on deaf ears in this game.

I do like the thousand hungry ferrets though.

MattH · December 30, 2003, 20:38

I tried for a GIS of 'ferret death' but nothing good came up

. Some Age of Empires maps were in the list, though

.

GhengisFarb™ · December 30, 2003, 21:29

We need to make a smilie like the dj smilie at MZO, only with ferrets instead of happy faces.

alva · December 30, 2003, 21:47

Oh bugger...what a load of fun I'm gonna have looking and counting the votes.

Suggestion : Each time anyone votes, make a total.
IE: I vote Ming
Ming - 4
Mark - 2
etc.

MattH · December 30, 2003, 21:49

Howabout you just kill GF and be done with it

(and yes, I'll do the tally)

alva · December 30, 2003, 21:53

- 3 -
Matt H - Jamski ->GF
Sandman - GF
Jamski - GF ->Jon ->GF
Frozzy - GF
GF - GF
Skanky - GF
Kassi - GF
ADG - Jon
Pave - Jon
Spaced - Jamski
Rah - GF
Vlad - GF

GF = 8 = DEAD
Jon = 2
Jamski = 1

Jamski · December 30, 2003, 21:55

No fancy description? No telling us if he was the Mafia or not?

-Jam

alva · December 30, 2003, 21:56

GF was killed by the villagers...blah blah

Hmm, so GF will stay for 60 days i
Hmm, let me get this straight, if I say, GF is te mafia.. he will be gone for 60 days ey...Tempting that is!!

But no, he isn't

It is now night.......!

rah · December 30, 2003, 21:59

Quote:

Originally posted by alva
Hmm, let me get this straight, if I say, GF is te mafia.. he will be gone for 60 days ey...Tempting that is!!

Yes tempting. But then I could ban him for 60 days, just for fun...............damn, having integrity is soooooooo inconvenient..

alva · December 30, 2003, 22:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
No fancy description? No telling us if he was the Mafia or not?

-Jam

Sorry mate, no time at the moment.
Besides, round 3 wass started about 24 hours ago, I can't do two story's just like that.

Round - 4 -

This time it was the most important person in the village to get wacked...he was found at dawn on the stairs of his beloved building; "city hall". This town is now looking for a new mayor 'cause Rah is as dead as the Egyptian sungod herself.

Killed by Mafia : RAH

It is now day..

Jamski · December 30, 2003, 22:08

Damm, I was really hoping that he was....

The villagers were a trusting bunch. When GhengisFarb told them he was the Mafia, they naturally all belived him. Why would he lie? Having accepted his confession they calmly force fed him cakes of butter for 3 hours straight. This made him surprisingly fat, especially as his anus had been sewn closed in order not to waste any butter. When GhenghisFarb's skin was bursting from the huge amount of fat he had just consumed the villager started the execution.

It was nice when the Mafia confessed. It gave the villagers the whole day to do the execution slowly and properly. First they wrapped the bulging mound of GhenghisFarb in chicken wire, and pulled it really tight. This made his fatty buttery bulges stick out through every hole in the wire mesh. Then a rusty hacksaw was used to roughly chop off all the lumps, making him flush with the mesh. Then the wire was tightened and the cutting repeated. Finally, a horde of butter-starved centipedes was released, that, entering though the many holes in his body, consumed GhengisFarb's bones within 4 hours, leaving him as a jelly. The jelly was then slowly minced into dog food, starting with the feet, and then fed to the leper colony on the end of the village. The sun was setting and the Mafia was dead. Ah, the country life.

That's what we need. A bit of love.

-Jam

rah · December 30, 2003, 22:17

Quote:

Originally posted by alva
This time it was the most important person in the village to get wacked...he was found at dawn on the stairs of his beloved building; "city hall". This town is now looking for a new mayor 'cause Rah is as dead as the Egyptian sungod herself.
Killed by Mafia : RAH

It is now day..

Damn. First time the mafia got me.

RAH

alva · December 30, 2003, 22:29

Table on first page updated.

Zopperoni · December 30, 2003, 23:17

The mayor is dead! A political assassination! What could have been the motive behind this audacious act, and who committed it?

The villagers ponder on identifying the Mafia.
Their previous attempt to unmask GhengisFarb as the Mafia was unsuccessful, and now the mayor is dead. The mafia gods chortled.

The mayor is dead, long live the mayor.

Frozzy · December 30, 2003, 23:45

Kassiopeia

MattH · December 30, 2003, 23:55

I think Jamski is way to active to be innocent! He posted a record 3 minutes after the gentle (and weak willed

) RAH's tragic demise. Obviously, he knew what was coming! Kill him!

Skanky Burns · December 31, 2003, 01:16

As per my plan, Jon Miller.
Everyone needs a scapegoat now and then. Isn't that right, Jamski?

Jon Miller · December 31, 2003, 01:34

hey

I just returned to the computer for the first time since last week, so let's not be hasty

I say Skanky Burns

Jon Miller

Jon Miller

Kassiopeia · December 31, 2003, 01:34

Jon Miller. A silent villager is a dead villager. Or the Mafia. YMMV.

Edit: Curses! By a difference of scant twenty-seven seconds, no less. Must rethink vote.

Quote:

He posted a record 3 minutes after the gentle (and weak willed ) RAH's tragic demise.

Yes, and what he posted was a description of GF's death, which was quite obvious already yesterday.

alva · December 31, 2003, 01:35

Jon, I don't care if there are two of you, the vote will only count once!!

Skanky Burns · December 31, 2003, 01:43

See, one simple vote is all it takes to bring them back into the game.

rah · December 31, 2003, 04:16

Yes, one vote away,

I'm so used to the mafia not bothering to kill me since the mob usually takes care of it for them. I wouldn't last long if I was ever the Mafia.

Adagio · December 31, 2003, 06:39

My vote goes to Sandman, the most silent villager for the time being...

Sandman · December 31, 2003, 08:02

I vote for ADG, cos he voted for me.