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December 22, 2003, 17:27
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Am I going to have trouble...
Getting back into the States in January (given increased security levels), or will being white and Canadian save me?
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December 22, 2003, 17:31
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Nice to have met you Krazyhorse. I'll personally lead a pan european campaign for your release.
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December 22, 2003, 17:32
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December 22, 2003, 17:38
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Re: Am I going to have trouble...
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will being white and Canadian save me?
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Make your best Washingtonian accent and you're set IMHO 
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December 22, 2003, 17:39
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Make sure you're wearing one of these T-shirts.
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December 22, 2003, 17:42
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There wont be no trpuble. Besides, what's the worst weapon that a Canadian can carry? A spoon?
Spec.
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December 22, 2003, 17:43
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I'm sure things will be slow, given the holiday alert status (orange or somesuch dangerous-sounding color). But I think you will be fine.
-Arrian
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December 22, 2003, 17:51
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How come I wrote "pack your backs" instead of "pack your bags"?
If a mod sees this, changez-le s'il vous plait.
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December 22, 2003, 17:56
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Just don't, whatever you do, tell them you are one of those subversives that posts on Apolyton. 
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December 22, 2003, 18:03
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I hide my membership cards to socialist organisations when I go through.
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December 22, 2003, 18:04
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you'd best get rid of that pink avatar, or they'll peg you for one of those homo-fascist communist terroristic fifth columnists!
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December 22, 2003, 18:12
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December 22, 2003, 18:21
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Pink the world.
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December 22, 2003, 18:32
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they're going to be beating down your door now, krazyhorse! the fact that you have one of them injun names means you're already a suspicious person!
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December 22, 2003, 19:18
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Pink the world.
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December 22, 2003, 19:19
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December 22, 2003, 19:20
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Trust me, you have been investigated and judged harmless.
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December 22, 2003, 19:40
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What, he doesn't get a Mostly Harmless designation? 
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December 22, 2003, 19:47
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How hard will it be to spot and detain a man with a cat's head?
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December 23, 2003, 00:53
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How come I wrote "pack your backs" instead of "pack your bags"?
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Done.
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