December 23, 2003, 22:51
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Re: Re: Sad Christmas
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Glad to hear it looks like it will still make it for xmas! 
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I'm guessing you didn't read the whole thread......
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December 23, 2003, 22:59
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Ummmm, presumably the girl does.
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You'd be surprised...
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December 23, 2003, 23:02
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Oh, I'm sure. But I'm no casanova...
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December 23, 2003, 23:04
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Heck, I'm not even Don Knotts...
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December 23, 2003, 23:05
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
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Actually, that could be convenient. At a glance, I could see who is available, and who is not!
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Who cares if a girl has a boyfriend?
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I certainly didn't with my current gf.
Just call me the homewrecker. 
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December 23, 2003, 23:13
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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I certainly didn't with my current gf.
Just call me the homewrecker.
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no doubt her next boyfriend will also take that attitude 
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December 23, 2003, 23:14
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Too bad I'm a sexy beast.
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December 23, 2003, 23:16
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Heheh
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December 23, 2003, 23:16
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Originally posted by reds4ever
no doubt her next boyfriend will also take that attitude
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That's the problem with that...isn't it? 
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December 23, 2003, 23:17
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Unless you're at the top of the pyramid, little dears.
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December 23, 2003, 23:19
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Originally posted by Sava
**** diamonds -- they are mined by slaves and kids in africa
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Not necessarily. I specified that my fiancee's ring be made only with diamonds from Canada, which are imprinted with a polar bear via microlaser. I actually had some help figuring out the company from a Poly Canuck, though for the life of me I can't remember if it was Osweld or Asher...
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December 23, 2003, 23:21
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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Unless you're at the top of the pyramid, little dears.
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you mean anthill?
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December 23, 2003, 23:29
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Oh, I'm sure. But I'm no casanova...
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You don't have to be a casanova, just marginally better than whatever lout she's tied down to at the moment.
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I certainly didn't with my current gf.
Just call me the homewrecker.
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Welcome to the club, brother.
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December 23, 2003, 23:30
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Oh, and if I ever get engaged (god forbid  ), I want my engagement ring to use the blood diamonds. It's not really love unless you're willing to sacrifice a few African kids for her happiness.
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December 23, 2003, 23:32
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I specified that my fiancee's ring be made only with diamonds from Canada, which are imprinted with a polar bear via microlaser. I actually had some help figuring out the company from a Poly Canuck, though for the life of me I can't remember if it was Osweld or Asher...
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Jeez that's anal .
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December 23, 2003, 23:32
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Going into debt? That's seriously bad. I dunno if Caroline would that that.
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I always that that too. 
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December 23, 2003, 23:32
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boo...hiss @ Drake...
Okay, maybe that is funny 
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December 23, 2003, 23:33
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Oh, I'm sure. But I'm no casanova...
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You don't have to be a casanova, just marginally better than whatever lout she's tied down to at the moment.
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Not even better just different, sometimes you just get there when her old relationship was out on it's arse anyway, and you just act as a catalyst
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December 23, 2003, 23:35
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Not even better just different, sometimes you just get there when her old relationship was out on it's arse anyway, and you just act as a catalyst
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Very true. As Bill Maher says, it's not about "good" and "bad"; it's about "old" and "new".
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December 23, 2003, 23:58
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
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I specified that my fiancee's ring be made only with diamonds from Canada, which are imprinted with a polar bear via microlaser. I actually had some help figuring out the company from a Poly Canuck, though for the life of me I can't remember if it was Osweld or Asher...
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Jeez that's anal .
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I'm going into pediatrics, Imran; my conscience would forever pound at me if I knew children died to provide a bauble for my wife.
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December 24, 2003, 00:13
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Bah... you have to take a joke better and respond with another jab... or something not serious... or you can include the serious but only after a response joke.
Basically, keep me entertained, damn it 
And yes, you are here for my amusement  .
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December 24, 2003, 00:25
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I'm not in an entertaining mood. Travel does that to me... I apologize.
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December 24, 2003, 00:27
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Well then stop travelling... simple!
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December 24, 2003, 00:31
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Let's wait to see if it shows up before you proclaim a happy ending
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Aren't we cynical?
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December 24, 2003, 00:33
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Wait a second... TWO rings for a wedding??? That's insanity! I think that at the marriage ceremony the engagement ring should become the wedding ring, just as the engagement becomes the marriage. What if a person doesn't want to wear that many rings???
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My wife got two... or more so, I gave her two... I'm such a tool. 
The trend today is to get an engagement ring and a maching wedding ring. I spent $2400 on the engagement and $3000 on the wedding...
My ring; $400, I wonder why
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January 2, 2004, 17:19
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She said yes.
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That's a nice ending
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January 2, 2004, 18:07
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Great news 
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January 2, 2004, 18:42
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Poor sod.
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January 2, 2004, 19:41
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its great that there is happy ending. I use to work for UPS & there is adifferent procedure for high value packages. The only way something like that comes up missing is 1. the zipped bag with a safety seal has been broken coming down the conveyor belt 2.The trusted employee opens bag & HELPS HIMSELF 3.The mgr HELPS HIMSELF ( has happened w/ jewelry before where i worked) 4. the driver HELPS HIMSELF 5. some other knucklehead HELPS HIMSELF
The package has to be signed for every step of the way
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