December 23, 2003, 13:37
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Just in case some still refuse to believe: SANTA LIVES IN FINLAND
Yep. In Finland, Korvatunturi, lies Santa Claus's humble abode. Not in North Pole or any pansy location like that.
In Finland. 
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December 23, 2003, 13:40
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Only evil Santa.
True Santa lives at the North Pole, sorry evil Fin  .
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December 23, 2003, 13:43
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The one at North Pole must be some kind of anti-Santa, sent to the Earth by Santan to seduce the weak-willed away from the true Santa who lives in Finland.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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December 23, 2003, 14:01
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We've been over this many times, he comes from former greek asia minor.
but the hats are authentic finnish
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December 23, 2003, 14:06
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He lives in the north pole! CANADA's north pole. Your parents haven't thought you well I see.....
Spec.
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December 23, 2003, 14:13
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polar bears
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December 23, 2003, 14:15
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I do believe in Finland anymore...
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December 23, 2003, 14:21
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Naturally, he lives in Greenland. According to tonight's news, the Home Rule Administration of Greenland has denied Santa further funding. It seems that until now, the taxpayers of Greenland and Denmark have paid for Santa's services. Tonight, Santa went on national Danish TV urging for people to make it a political priority and notify their political representatives.
I kid you not. I know it sounds difficult to believe but I swear I'm not making this up.
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December 23, 2003, 14:28
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Originally posted by Japher
I do believe in Finland anymore...
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All this "Finland" has just been invented by CocaCola anyway to make people buy crap 
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December 23, 2003, 14:33
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Pffff, I can say that after having been there (the finland one), that it has absolutely nothing to do with anything even remotely commercial. 
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December 23, 2003, 14:35
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Santa has his own zip code and postal stamp in Greenland.
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December 23, 2003, 14:38
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It's so the North Pole. All you 'claimers' are just making yourselves look foolish.
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December 23, 2003, 14:43
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I read in the papers the Finnish one had to make some cutbacks in his workforce this year. Competition is stiff it seems.
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December 23, 2003, 14:43
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Sad bastards... 
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December 23, 2003, 14:49
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The Finns owe an explanation as to why Santa would choose to live and work in the European Union. There are probably a thousand rules and regulations regarding underpaid elfs.
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December 23, 2003, 14:56
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Wait... if knife is knives then elf must be elves. Damn this language.
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December 23, 2003, 14:57
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The Finns owe an explanation as to why Santa would choose to live and work in the European Union. There are probably a thousand rules and regulations regarding underpaid elfs.
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In that case, I revise my original statement. Santa lives in some South Pacific Third World country .
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December 23, 2003, 14:57
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elves, elfs, evils!!!
it's all the same, and we get what you mean
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December 23, 2003, 15:01
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Imran... yeah, or maybe a North Atlantic one!
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elves, elfs, evils!!!
it's all the same, and we get what you mean
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Thanks. 
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December 23, 2003, 15:38
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He should have started outsourcing much sooner.
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December 23, 2003, 15:39
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Imram -
People have went to north pole, and there's nobody there. It's barren - empty icescape. So your claim that santa is there indicates that santa is nothing (which is not true). And no matter how much you argue and shout, Santa still lives in Finland.
Oh, BTW:
Wanha!1
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December 23, 2003, 15:41
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I'm wondering... does he yiff the otters, though?
(there MUST be furry references in any and all Stefu threads :doitnow! )
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I don't believe in Finland anymore...
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There is no Finland.
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December 23, 2003, 15:44
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Typically Stefu. I prove him wrong once again, and he dares not to show up and admit it.
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December 23, 2003, 15:46
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People have went to north pole, and there's nobody there. It's barren - empty icescape
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Have you watched Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause" or even the much anticipated "The Santa Clause 2"? Santa lives under the ice!!!
Thus, Global Warming will destroy santa 
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There is no Finland.
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When I fist realized that I was really sad , but then I thought "what comes from Finland that I really can't do with out?"... Nothing!!! Then I was happy again
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December 23, 2003, 16:43
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Now, Monk is naturally wrong. For one thing, his 'typically' remark would indicate there have been past instances where he's been right and I've been wrong. And clearly, he's wrong.
Let Google prove it to you:
Google search on Santa Claus is Finnish produces 8 results,
while Google search on Santa Claus is Danish produces one paltry result. And as we know, the Internet is never wrong. So there.
I don't know what kind of an impostor you've got there, but you desperately need to do something. Think of all the children sending their letters to this fake Santa.
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December 23, 2003, 16:46
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its all about reindeer's
most of reindeer's live in lappland
we finns say "poro"or"peura"?
"True Santa lives at the North Pole" but there is no animals but polar bear's
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December 23, 2003, 16:49
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That's a very good point, brother Zapnic.
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December 23, 2003, 16:53
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Santa lives in the Canary Islands.
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December 23, 2003, 16:58
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Google search on Santa Claus is Finnish produces 8 results,
while Google search on Santa Claus is Danish produces one paltry result. And as we know, the Internet is never wrong. So there.
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Google Search on "Santa is at the North Pole" produces 864 results 
The internet is always right... now stop spreading lies Stefu.
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December 23, 2003, 17:01
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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
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Google search on Santa Claus is Finnish produces 8 results,
while Google search on Santa Claus is Danish produces one paltry result. And as we know, the Internet is never wrong. So there.
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Google Search on "Santa is at the North Pole" produces 864 results
The internet is always right... now stop spreading lies Stefu.
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type Google search "joulupukki"then you see
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