Just in case some still refuse to believe: SANTA LIVES IN FINLAND - Page 3

Imran Siddiqui · December 25, 2003, 01:29

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You remember last time you missed the toilet a little when you were urinating?

Is missing the toilet while pissing something you normally do? Is that because it is so hard to aim your small penis?

aaglo · December 25, 2003, 14:05

Let me tell you about small penises.
I think that people in americas have those.

When I was in canada, I noticed that every time i sat on toilet seat, the tip of my penis was swimming in the water below! Holy crap that was annoying. Do you really have so small penis, that you can sit on a toilet seat comfortably (because I didn't find that comfortable).

So, tell the truth Imran. It only makes you feel better

Imran Siddiqui · December 25, 2003, 16:27

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When I was in canada, I noticed that every time i sat on toilet seat, the tip of my penis was swimming in the water below!

I think you answered your question. Everyone knows Canadians have small penises

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All the male porn stars are American! USA! USA!

notyoueither · December 25, 2003, 16:28

They didn't provide you with the hoist to keep it out of the water? Heh, we like to do things like that to foreigners.

Zero · December 25, 2003, 17:56

Santa is evil.

Santa - n = Sata
Sata + n = Satan

Clearly a case of poor disguise.

Az · December 25, 2003, 18:03

I don't think you can do this. isn't Santa a matrix?

TCO · December 29, 2003, 00:24

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Originally posted by paiktis22
he comes from former greek asia minor.

You mean Turkey?

Theben · December 30, 2003, 02:10

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Originally posted by aaglo
Let me tell you about small penises.
I think that people in americas have those.

When I was in canada, I noticed that every time i sat on toilet seat, the tip of my penis was swimming in the water below! Holy crap that was annoying. Do you really have so small penis, that you can sit on a toilet seat comfortably (because I didn't find that comfortable).

So, tell the truth Imran. It only makes you feel better

No, the truth is Canadians fill their toilets up to the hilt with fresh water. They like to waste as much fresh water as possible, because they have so much more than anyone else. And when they take a crap, the splash of cold water on their asses gives them a mini-orgasm of hedonistic luxury.

aaglo · December 30, 2003, 03:29

I still think that the better explanation to that is that they have small penises. And short legs (the toilet seat is way below finish standards

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St Leo · December 30, 2003, 21:37

If Santa ever violates my airspace again, he is going to spend the rest of the night dodging surface-to-air missiles.

mrmitchell · December 30, 2003, 22:55

Santa should have an air marshall on his sleigh at all times in case the terrorists strike

Ancyrean · December 30, 2003, 23:49

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Originally posted by paiktis22
We've been over this many times, he comes from former greek asia minor.

but the hats are authentic finnish

The real St. Nicholas lived in 4th century AD and died in around 350 AD, he was the bishop of the ancient city of Myra. That makes it former Imperial Roman Asia Minor

And his tomb is now near the town of Demre in Turkey.

And besides, everybody knows that some time in the middle ages a voodoo magician came to Turkey and resurrected him because he had no money to buy Christmas presents to his kids, and the new Santa spread the rumour that he's living in the North to conceal his true wherebaouts

The real Santa is in the Caribbean and has a sun tan

So, obivously the guy in Finland, Greenland or the North Pole are naughty pretenders!

Danes were right to cut the funding of the impostor!

Pekka · December 30, 2003, 23:56

Beckham just visited here for a short vacation. How's that for you guys, he's never wrong. He's rich and allegedly good looking and famous. These guys are NEVER wrong. Or where is your money to show it, and the looks, and the fame?