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Old December 26, 2003, 03:15   #31
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how about I slap you in the face with my shlonger? eh? leave a nice welt?
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[sorry I couldn't figure out where to put in the frequent mispellings ]

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JohnT is yet another staunch conservative and bringer of the book to Apolyton. Striving against a sea of liberal heathens, JohnT has attempted to brainwash the masses into accepting science and progress over the liberal idea of wasting expenditures solely upon the “good of humanity.” JohnT has enacted his brainwashing through an amazing program which he entitles the “Apolyton Science Fiction Book Club.” For his work in bringing education to the unwashed masses, society should thank him as both a cultural icon and a National Hero.

Through encouraging the young to invent rather than to waste money lavishing it upon the needy- JohnT creates an atmosphere of almost Horatio-Alger like work and perseverance.

The world is indebted to people like JohnT, the Apolyton Librarian, and hard-working conservative middle-american man. If only there were more posters like JohnT, then all would be right with the world.
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And I thought this thread would have potential . . . . .
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An unrepentant member of the Apolyton Avant-Garde self biased is both a forum legend and a forum lurker. However, when he does post, he conjures to mind smallcaps italics in the classic form of werefox, another bygone member of that ancient day when nothing was sacred and everything was possible.

In this age of consumer-standardization, posters like self biased, werefox, and panag conjure images of a byegone age where speaking was an art and nothing could be too strange.

We owe much to experimenters like self biased... much more than this humble reviewer can relate to thee in these short paragraphs.


Albert Speer

The Nazis are here!

That’s the first thought that comes to mind when one first sees Albert Speer. However, once basic cosmetic issues are overlooked, the reader can come to appreciate the amazing mind behind this supporter of Fascism... but not Racism- and the Superman... but not the Overman.

Reading Albert Speer is like taking a trip down memory-lane to that idealistic past where everything seemed possible and might made right. And he just might be correct. But these days, few follow in his footsteps. As America’s children get pudgier and more sedentary, few follow his axioms of action... Few exercise, and fewer still try to assert themselves. As such, the people of this age are fat, lazy, and much- put upon.

People should look past his ‘evil-seeming’ veneer and discover his inner truth.

Then, and only then will the “superman” inside all of us will be freed.
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Sorry Skanky and Space05Us... I just don't really know that much about either of you to be able to do a really good literary analysis... with skanky I could perhaps detail how everything's his fault... and some demogame shenanigans, but what else would I state ? I apologize for my ignorance

As for Stefu... I'll try to think up something... A good tale is lurking somewhere in the back of my mind... but I have to remember some old instances, etc... but It'll come to me eventually
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Beat me to it.

I haven't decided whether this thread is serious or not.
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thanks. i didn't know werefox did the italics thing, too though. i should also be credited with the , too. seeing as i pioneered that before my... legendary adventures.
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Well, no, not everybody. I mean, he couldn't even be bothered writing stuff on someone he does know and then slapping the name "Skanky" on the end of it. It worked well enough for Sava.
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