December 31, 2003, 12:45
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Hey, adults can stand to learn how to pleasure themselves too.
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December 31, 2003, 12:54
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Happy New Year, John Mill!
 
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December 31, 2003, 12:54
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well there's something for everyone then 
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December 31, 2003, 12:55
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I turned on the thermostat, but nothing happened
I think that the pilot light is out
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December 31, 2003, 13:09
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Do you think he needs to be told to hold the tissues in place while doing the deed?
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December 31, 2003, 13:11
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He could be instructed to use a 'happy sock' instead...
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December 31, 2003, 13:17
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Ignoring the tremendous potential for misinterpretation of that title , I'd recommend insulating the four main areas of body heat loss - hands , feet , head(ears , specially) , and the privates(if you're male) . Also , drink hot tea/coffee/soup (pref. soup) and cover yourself with balnkets .
If possible , steam up the bathroom by running the shower for some time with really hot water , and keep the door closed . Try to ensure the steam does not escape fast . This should let you do whatever you want in there without having to wear anything bulky (or , for that matter , anything at all ) .
Hope this helps .
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December 31, 2003, 13:31
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Originally posted by Jon Miller
I turned on the thermostat, but nothing happened
I think that the pilot light is out
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Look for a restart button near the pilot light, and press it.
If there is a strong smell of gas, don't press it unless you're bored with your skin.
If there is no smell of gas, no restart button and no sign of an active pilot light then congratulations! It's an electric boiler.
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December 31, 2003, 13:33
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there is a thing that says pilot light
when I turn it there is a smell of gas
I am currently looking for a lighter
when I find it, should I try using it arround the thing I can turn?? (I turned it back to the not gas smelling position)
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December 31, 2003, 13:36
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Shall I make Jon explode for a laugh?
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December 31, 2003, 13:42
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NO!!!
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December 31, 2003, 13:42
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Did you try that masturbating thing yet?
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December 31, 2003, 13:43
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Incidentally, a quick visit to another forum reveals that Jon has recently been attempting to keep warm by reading the threads by the resident 15-year old lesbian.
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December 31, 2003, 13:44
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well, those were the ones being posted to
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December 31, 2003, 13:47
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will I blow up if I turn the gas thing and light it?
happy new years Mou
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December 31, 2003, 13:50
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Depends how much gas is out there. If there's not much, I'd probably risk it.
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December 31, 2003, 14:00
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Try airing out the room 1st.
Colder is better than deader.
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December 31, 2003, 15:33
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ok, I have tried lighting it a few times
but my thumb always burns before the light starts
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December 31, 2003, 15:41
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I borrowed a space heater from a friend
so at least I won't freeze
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December 31, 2003, 15:44
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my thumb is nice and brown
and hurts
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December 31, 2003, 15:51
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Stick it someplace cold.
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December 31, 2003, 16:02
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December 31, 2003, 16:03
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What are you using to try and light the pilot?
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December 31, 2003, 16:04
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a lighter
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December 31, 2003, 16:10
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jon why did you keep ****ing up your name at the bottom?
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He must always be cold when posting on Apolyton!
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December 31, 2003, 16:26
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December 31, 2003, 16:34
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a lighter
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Find a stick or a rolled up piece of newspaper.
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December 31, 2003, 16:36
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hmm, good idea
I might just waituntil one of my housemates gets here sunday
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December 31, 2003, 16:37
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it depends on how well the space heater works
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December 31, 2003, 17:00
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Call the electric company they'll come out and light it for free, but probably not today, or tomorrow... 
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