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Old March 3, 2004, 20:43   #391
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And how come I went through all the trouble offering to make Spam sandwiches and only two asked for one?
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Old March 3, 2004, 20:44   #392
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Old March 3, 2004, 20:44   #393
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ok fun..i'll have a sandwich. i like them a lot anyway
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Old March 3, 2004, 23:33   #395
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Old March 4, 2004, 00:12   #396
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Ok -- here is an Atkins version of a Spam sandwich -- no bread or buns.
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**takes out famous baseball bat and THWACKS opposum back at Mr. Fun**

Thank you for asking...........no I'm not any better a bit worse acutally but that's a tail for another day. **looks at tail that someone has poured bacon grease all over**

** tia trys to move** Oh shite!! Gang way.......five headed dragon silding through...WWWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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**takes out famous baseball bat and THWACKS opposum back at Mr. Fun**

Thank you for asking...........no I'm not any better a bit worse acutally but that's a tail for another day. **looks at tail that someone has poured bacon grease all over**

** tia trys to move** Oh shite!! Gang way.......five headed dragon silding through...WWWWWWWWWWWWHOOOOOOOOAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**Tia goes sliding out of the coffee shop**

Sorry to hear about your tribulations.

How about a Spam sandwich?
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You have two choices. You can either try to get it from the Evil Capitalist Beer Lover's Club, which charges $300 for a pint of Rolling Rock and only allows a select elite to join in the 1st place (i.e. not you), OR you can go to the People's Front for the Liberation of Beer and join the queue line, which is only 3 hours to get get a warm flat beer made with wood grain alcohol, assuming there's any left by the time you make it to the front of the queue.
Sorry, but my Aristocratic Beer Lovers Club makes sure that each member gets the best beers in the world at their perfect temperature in the perfect glasses for the ultimate beer loving experience-we do this by keeping the grubby mechants in their low station and savagely beating the serf into submission: none of this "liberalism", "free markets", or "proleterian" madness!

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** MrFun returns to make more Spam sandwiches, only to find all of the Spam stolen **

** suspects that the commies are the thieves **
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*Shogun Gunner observes the proletariat waiting in a long line to get a free substandard spam sandwhich while the capitalists are simply walking up to the bar and ordering a delicous spam sandwhich for a reasonable cost.*
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And now this place got all quiet . . . . .


where are the commie-Spam-stealing bastards hiding??
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Well, if I have the whole place to myself, then I can call in the Fabulous Five for a remodeling of this place before anyone will realize what has happened.
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