I'm more of a prude than any of you! - Page 2

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 03:21

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Originally posted by Asher

He still posts them, they're on face-pic.com now though.

You have to be shitting me.

If not, what's his username?

orange · January 13, 2004, 03:21

I've had sex probably 50 times or so, never been drunk or done any drugs though

Ben Kenobi · January 13, 2004, 03:26

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KH private message me with all the seedy details.

I'm a soccer man myself. Why would I care for rugby players?

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 03:27

Gay porn fantasies all involve young straight men "experimenting".

Plus, he's seen my picture.

Ben Kenobi · January 13, 2004, 03:30

But he hasn't seen mine.

Urban Ranger · January 13, 2004, 03:31

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Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
OK, people aren't quite understanding it when I say:

I am NOT a Mormon!

Stop trolling me

See how easy that is?

I wasn't saying you are a Mormon, but your objections to images of women in bikini.

Al B. Sure! · January 13, 2004, 03:32

Ben:

when a guy doesn't get some for a long time and gets involved in homosexual gun fights quite a bit, he may get desirious of hearing of others' experiences. that is, guys who dont get some for a long time except me because, after all, I'm Jesus

Asher · January 13, 2004, 03:34

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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
But he hasn't seen mine.

Q Classic · January 13, 2004, 03:34

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try me...

I've kissed (on the lips) twice.
I've never done drugs and had at the most, a few sips of alcohol over the years.

I am 18 years old and will be 19 in may.

beat that

which lips? theoretically, as, you could be a cunning linguist, because you do seem to have a way with words.

no drugs? i want your immune system.

if you don't even need bubble-gum flavored amoxicillin or nyquil, you truly have the immune system of gods.

and i'm your elder, too.

i'll be 21 next month.

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 03:35

I'd hit that.

Al B. Sure! · January 13, 2004, 03:40

Ben is a cutie

Ben Kenobi · January 13, 2004, 03:41

I don't have a wife who looks like Maude though.

Shrink it and I'll use that as my avatar for awhile.

Al B. Sure! · January 13, 2004, 03:47

me, i just look like Fez/Giancarlo with facial hair...

Asher · January 13, 2004, 03:50

You'd better hope you're bigger than him.

Snotty · January 13, 2004, 03:55

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Originally posted by Asher
I'm sure there's lots of beating going on.

loinburger · January 13, 2004, 03:59

I cut off my privy member so that I wouldn't go to hell. I also smash up liquor stores with a hatchet, and act as though my **** smells like roses.

lightblue · January 13, 2004, 06:58

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I have:

drunk on the order of 2000-3000 alcoholic beverages

Hmm, I am 25, have been drinking since I was 16. Think over those 9 years I have averaged the equivalent (alcoholic content) of about 12 pints of 5% lager per week (mainly due to drinking the equivalent of 9-12 pints a night 3-4 times a week in my first and second year as an undergrad). 9*52*12 = 5616 pints. For bottle drinkers (330ml) this would come to 9800ish bottles of beer. Guess you'll have 2 years to make up the difference

And i wonder what my liver looks like

East Street Trader · January 13, 2004, 07:01

Whether you are a prude or not does not depend on your level of experience but on your attitude to such things as sex and alcohol.

Lots of 18 year olds are inexperienced - and none the worse for being so.

It turns out to be best to let experience of sex and of the social use to which alcohol is put come at their own pace rather than consciously seeking to force them along.

And while being patient about those things, discount about 95% of what you hear from friends about their own exploits. For some reason people of 11 to 20 go in for a fair bit of empty boasting on these subjects.

Agathon · January 13, 2004, 07:05

Man, you guys make me look like a party animal/stud/junkie/alcoholic - and by NZ standards I'm none of those.

Let's say that by the time I was 18 I was a long time inhabitant of the Garden of Earthly Delights.

When I was 16 my town had the world's highest rate of teen pregnancy. My girlfriend at the time explained it by saying it was "something to do".

yaroslav · January 13, 2004, 07:41

I has never taste alcohol and I don't want to do.

Drake Tungsten · January 13, 2004, 07:54

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For some reason people of 11 to 20 go in for a fair bit of empty boasting on these subjects.

Empty boasting doesn't stop at 20; I'm living proof of that.

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 07:56

Straight on.

Drake Tungsten · January 13, 2004, 08:02

BTW, for the record, I have slept with 10,000 women, 3 men and a quadraped of unknown species. Never drink the "medicinal wine" in Phnom Penh if inadvertant bestiality is something you think might haunt you, kiddos...

self biased · January 13, 2004, 08:11

let's see... sex with married woman who was not my wife: check.

eight day drug binge with P-Funk resulting in nearly a six day memory lapse: check.

finding new and amusing ways to euthanize food for snakes: check.

hmmm... i'll post more in the afternoon when i wake up. it's late, and i'm tired.

Drake Tungsten · January 13, 2004, 08:20

Awesome. I've done the one thing on SB's list that actually sounds like fun.

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 08:24

I've only had sex with a woman who was dating another man.

Actually, two women.

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 08:26

And while I have never partied with a celebrity, my brother did smoke some hash with 2 of the members of Third Eye Blind at Les Foufounes Electricques

Drake Tungsten · January 13, 2004, 08:38

edit: On second thought, I don't think I need to be airing my personal details on this site...

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 08:39

Why is it that every time I mention 2 women people think that I mean at once?

One at a time, each was dating another man.

KrazyHorse · January 13, 2004, 08:40

Separation of about 2 months