February 11, 2004, 00:41
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It is very strange how things are happening in this village.
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February 11, 2004, 01:07
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#182
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If HongHu disappears this turn, we will all know who to blame.
/me glares at Rah.
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February 11, 2004, 03:07
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#183
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You are very tough, Tass. 
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February 11, 2004, 04:21
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Deity
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It looks like we were right, and we got the mafia, who had just killed the other mafia  hew:
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February 11, 2004, 04:25
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February 11, 2004, 04:31
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Is he still here? It would be mean to docpile someone that was away.
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February 11, 2004, 05:21
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It was early in the morning. Before he left on his trip, mayor Rah wanted to withdraw some cash from the bank, but the door was locked. The mayor looked at his watch; this was very unlike MattH.
Mayor Rah went to the sheriff's station and alerted sheriff Tassadar. Together with deputy Jon Miller they went back to the bank, but it was still closed.
The three men decided to walk to MattH's house, which was just around the corner. Nobody answered the door.
"Well, jimminy-cricket!", Sheriff Tassadar exclaimed when he pulled down the door handle. The door opened and the sheriffs entered the house. "You'd better stay outside until we say it's safe to come in", said Jon Miller to the mayor.
"Alert the doctors", said sheriff Tassadar as he stood over the lifeless body of MattH.
"Cause of death seems to be asphyxiation, indicated by severe ligature marks on the throat area", said DrSpike, "We'll know more after the post."
As the village slowly woke up, a small crowd was drawn to the crime scene. Mayor Rah was being briefed by Jon Miller, and as always, village journalist Spiffor was at the scene, ready to report on the latest tragedy to hit the village.
It is now day.
| Alive | | Name | Vote |   | Name | Vote | | ADG | N/A |   | Drogue | N/A | | Skanky Burns | N/A |   | Kassiopeia | N/A | | DrSpike | N/A |   | Rah | N/A | | Pave | N/A |   | Comrade Tassadar | N/A | | Jamski | N/A |   | HongHu | N/A | | Alva | N/A |   | Vlad Antlerkov | N/A | | Spaced Cowboy | N/A |   | Vovan | N/A | | Spiffor | N/A |   | Frozzy | N/A | | Jon Miller | N/A |   | Hercules | N/A | | Jonny | N/A |   | Duke o' York | N/A | | CapitanGarlic | N/A |   |   |   | | Dead | | Name | Cause of Death |   | Name | Cause of Death | | Guynemer | Mafia (Bayonet - R1) |   | GhengisFarb | Village (R1) | | MattH | Mafia (Strangler - R2) |   |   |   | | Village Status |   | Votes | | Day |   | 1) N/A |
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February 11, 2004, 05:26
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Tassadar!
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February 11, 2004, 05:29
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I will vote for Rah. It was a good suggestion of Comrade Tass's to docpile him. 
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February 11, 2004, 05:34
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Deity
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Tassadar!
-Jam
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February 11, 2004, 05:38
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I will vote for Rah. It was a good suggestion of Comrade Tass's to docpile him.
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Lord Tass it is 
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February 11, 2004, 07:41
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King
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I vote for Tassadar, not because I want to join in the docpile, but because there's room for only one fake Russian in this here village. 
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February 11, 2004, 08:32
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I agree, and since I always laugh at your avatar but am unmoved by Tass's then I'm afraid that he has to go. Plus, he's definitely the Mafia!!!
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February 11, 2004, 08:52
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Local Time: 12:41
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Tassadar's suggestion of a docpile is coming back to bite him...
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February 11, 2004, 08:56
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Local Time: 19:41
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THE VILLAGE CLARION
Morning Edition
Exclusive!
Horror strikes Village! Guynemer brutally killed by Ghengisfarb!
Yesterday morning, we citizens of the Village gasped in horror as we witnessed the cruel assassination of Guynemer, our favourite innkeeper.
According to Doctors Spike and Zopperoni, the death happened near 1 AM, as a beyonet in perfect shape punctured Guynemer's heart. Guynemer was then attached to the flag pole of his inn, showing the monstrous murderer added insult to injury.
The waitress, HongHu, was understandably in shock, especially since Guynemer tried to protect her from the manipulative and hartless grasp of our mayor (see our investigation in yesterday's edition, available at The Clarion's office for 2 Lytons).
Our peaceful village has never known such a heinous crime, and Sheriff Tassadar had to take exceptional action: he gathered the population of the village to determine who was the killer.
Several clues led to GhengisFarb being the ignominious assassin. The perfect shape of the bayonet, and the work of precision showed clearly only a craftsman master of metal could have devised this plan.
The motive was still unknown, but we, at the Village Clarion, will keep you informed as soon as details are uncovered.
Rah and HongHu: Break up!
In a press conference today, RAH showed great cynicism, as he completely denied the allegations that he had an affair with HongHu. In the face of the evidence, such a blatant lie only shows he feels ashame of HongHu. Our mayor subtly admits he considers HongHu as nothing more than a sex toy he wants to hide from the others.
HongHu, in complete shock with the death of her protector Guynemer, only commented on the "menacing looks" of the mayor, also mentioning "certain connections". There is little doubt HongHu has first-hand information about this, thus proving once again our case against Rah's manipulation.
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Last edited by Spiffor; February 11, 2004 at 09:07.
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February 11, 2004, 08:59
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Gah, why should there have been another murder this morning? 
My news from yesterday look so uneventful now 
I mean, we have zero murders for hundreds of years, and now we have two of them two days in a row? Where is the village going to?!
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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February 11, 2004, 09:01
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The first murder - impaled on a flagpole - leads us to the Comrade. We were all led astray by the bayonet clue, and missed the obvious flag connection with Tass! 
[edit] I particularly like your editorial pieces Spiffor.  It makes good business sense to rail against your readership after every issue.
Never mind, more murders is better for your sales. Come and have a complimentary pain au chocolat.  [/edit]
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And I wonder if we'll remember when we were two little boys!"
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February 11, 2004, 09:02
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Oh, and I deeply regret that Tassadar has botched the investigation so much yesterday. I may have misinformed my readers because of him. 
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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February 11, 2004, 09:33
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Does Spiffor imply HongHu has evidence against Rah?
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February 11, 2004, 09:34
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Deity
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Oh, for saying 'Jimminy Cricket', Tassadar
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February 11, 2004, 10:01
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Looks like Tass Is going to pull off a Saddam, meaning getting 100% of the vote.
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February 11, 2004, 10:13
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Originally posted by Spiffor
I mean, we have zero murders for hundreds of years, and now we have two of them two days in a row? Where is the village going to?!
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I blame it on the Media. In fact I think this news stuff is just a cover for the Spiffor who is Tassadar's fellow Mafia.
The asphysixation is right in line with Spiff's job, he cuts off the breath of freedom and freedom of speech of his victims as he uses his own writings to control the village.
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February 11, 2004, 10:15
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Things are not looking good for sheriff Tassadar:
| Alive | | Name | Vote |   | Name | Vote | | ADG | N/A |   | Drogue | Comrade Tassadar | | Skanky Burns | Comrade Tassadar |   | Kassiopeia | N/A | | DrSpike | Comrade Tassadar |   | Rah | N/A | | Pave | N/A |   | Comrade Tassadar | N/A | | Jamski | Comrade Tassadar |   | HongHu | N/A | | Alva | Comrade Tassadar |   | Vlad Antlerkov | Comrade Tassadar | | Spaced Cowboy | N/A |   | Vovan | N/A | | Spiffor | Comrade Tassadar |   | Frozzy | Comrade Tassadar | | Jon Miller | N/A |   | Hercules | N/A | | Jonny | Comrade Tassadar |   | Duke o' York | Comrade Tassadar | | CapitanGarlic | N/A |   |   |   | | Dead | | Name | Cause of Death |   | Name | Cause of Death | | Guynemer | Mafia (Bayonet - R1) |   | GhengisFarb | Village (R1) | | MattH | Mafia (Strangler - R2) |   |   |   | | Village Status |   | Votes | | Day |   | 1) Comrade Tassadar - 10 |
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February 11, 2004, 10:45
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Tass' only chance is that every other villager docpiles somebody else. One more vote for Tass and he's toast.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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February 11, 2004, 10:45
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Just another peon
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Well, I voted for him the first round, why change.
Tass
RAH
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February 11, 2004, 10:46
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@ Rah
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"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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February 11, 2004, 11:00
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Nice timing.
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February 11, 2004, 11:02
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I'm too afraid to vote for the real Mafia so I'll docpile Tass like everybody else.
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February 11, 2004, 11:10
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Originally posted by Drogue
Nice timing.
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Rah's my DL
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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February 11, 2004, 11:16
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Just another peon
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