March 3, 2004, 18:28
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avoid her at all costs. women are evil. it's been mathematically proven. skywalker, you have your whole life ahead of you, don't muck it up because you've come under the bewitching influence of those eeevil feminine wiles!
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March 3, 2004, 18:28
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Can't live with 'em, can't hit 'em over the head with a baseball bat.
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March 3, 2004, 18:30
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well, you can. but make sure you have a bulletproof vest and running shoes.
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March 3, 2004, 18:35
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
avoid her at all costs. women are evil. it's been mathematically proven. skywalker, you have your whole life ahead of you, don't muck it up because you've come under the bewitching influence of those eeevil feminine wiles!
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So the bewitching influence of evil GianCarlos' wiles is better?
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March 3, 2004, 18:44
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Giancarlo doesn't have any wiles.  He's quite a bit more blunt than that.
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March 3, 2004, 18:55
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Ask her out to the Passion movie if she haven't seen it yet. A good date movie with a suggestive title
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I had a girl friend many many years ago whom I wanted to impress. To impress her I asked her out to a real broadway musical. You have to understand that broadway shows didn't often pass through Roanoke, Virginia in those days. The show I took her to was "Jesus Christ Superstar." How was I to know that most Iranians are Muslims? The relationship died shortly afterwards.
Before taking her to "Passion" make sure that she's not an atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Wiccan.
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March 3, 2004, 18:57
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Or Jew.
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March 3, 2004, 19:04
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March 3, 2004, 19:16
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Or paying more attention to the movie than you.
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March 3, 2004, 19:33
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Savor the feeling, skywalker. You'll miss it, maybe even regret it, when the two of you part ways, but in the end it's all worth it, I think.
Then again, I'm on the same drug you are. It doesn't end when you graduate high school, thank God, and it never loses its potency.
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March 3, 2004, 19:54
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Can't live with 'em, can't hit 'em over the head with a baseball bat.
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Who says? 
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March 3, 2004, 20:40
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I don't understand. Skywalker said he is 'UNLOADING'- doesn't that mean he already owns the girl? Or he has a fvck friend, and he wants to dump her for that girl on who he has a crush?
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March 3, 2004, 20:43
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She is PWn3D!111!
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March 3, 2004, 20:56
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This is a too-way street. there are drugs that can also make you love everyone.
Oh, and good for you, young skywalker. I wish I was smart as you are in the 10th grade *sigh*
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March 3, 2004, 21:03
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You're high on SERETONIN, nature freak. The same junky garbage that flushes into your brain when you pop grade A ecstasy
At least in majority held theory. Love is chemical to such a simple degree; ain't that a f*ing dive
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March 3, 2004, 21:37
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I had a girl friend many many years ago whom I wanted to impress. To impress her I asked her out to a real broadway musical. You have to understand that broadway shows didn't often pass through Roanoke, Virginia in those days. The show I took her to was "Jesus Christ Superstar." How was I to know that most Iranians are Muslims? The relationship died shortly afterwards.
Before taking her to "Passion" make sure that she's not an atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Wiccan.
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dr strangelove...
sorry, but can i laugh at that? ah, the mistakes of youth.
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March 3, 2004, 21:44
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Ask her out to the Passion movie if she haven't seen it yet. A good date movie with a suggestive title
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I'm not that stupid
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March 3, 2004, 21:47
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I had a girl friend many many years ago whom I wanted to impress. To impress her I asked her out to a real broadway musical. You have to understand that broadway shows didn't often pass through Roanoke, Virginia in those days. The show I took her to was "Jesus Christ Superstar." How was I to know that most Iranians are Muslims? The relationship died shortly afterwards.
Before taking her to "Passion" make sure that she's not an atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Wiccan.
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Either she's an atheist or she's a christian of some denomination, I'm 99% sure. (As a sidenote, she's from France she moved here when she was eight. She speaks much better French than I do.)
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March 3, 2004, 21:50
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what if she turned out to follow the codes laid out in dianetics?
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She's have to be on drugs simply for reading Dianetics.
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March 3, 2004, 22:00
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Either atheist or Christian a? Thats a pretty big difference there. She could be agnostic maybe, their easy to confuse.
And the unloading thing is just a female friend that you talk to about all your little things in life.
Also skywalker I agree. Do something about it, talk to her, ask her out. Maybe don't tell her exactly how you feel at the moment, but definitely do something about it. Do it otherwise you'll wonder what if. Gotta have the balls and do something... don't be like me.
I wish you all the luck.
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March 3, 2004, 23:52
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I just realized that this post makes no sense whatsoever. Let me explain:
1. I have no intention of seeing Passion. Ever. I don't have any particular desire to see a movie about Jesus (especially one that is primarily religious in nature), and the only other distinguishing characterist seems to be that it is very bloody.
2. I've heard about the crowds of devout Christians who have been going to it, and have no desire to be in a room full of them.
3. I doubt Alice really wants to see it either. It would be very anti-romantic.
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March 4, 2004, 00:22
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What are you waiting for? Ask her out! 
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March 4, 2004, 00:23
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Either she's an atheist or she's a christian of some denomination, I'm 99% sure. (As a sidenote, she's from France she moved here when she was eight. She speaks much better French than I do.)
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From France? Definitely an atheist, so it's settled. Do not take her to "Passion" if you want to have any chance at a future with her.
On a lighter note I understand that a private finacier has made arrangements to distribute "Passion of Christ" in France. The odd thing is that the man is a Muslim. Perhaps he feels that this is just the right sort of movie for the viewing public in the nation where the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" was forged.
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March 4, 2004, 00:26
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UR, it's 11:20 PM. She's probably asleep. She lives over ten miles away from me. I'm not going to get dressed, pump air into my five-year-old bike that I haven't ridden in four, ride over there, ring the doorbell, and wake her up in order to ask her to go to a movie
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March 4, 2004, 00:33
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From France? Definitely an atheist, so it's settled. Do not take her to "Passion" if you want to have any chance at a future with her.
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According to the CIA World Factbook (I downloaded it as a resource for a History paper and it has proven useful just for general statistics) France is 90% Roman Catholic.
OTOH, that looks odd (I thought they had a huge influx of muslims), so let's let Spiffor tell us
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March 4, 2004, 01:22
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UR, it's 11:20 PM. She's probably asleep. She lives over ten miles away from me. I'm not going to get dressed, pump air into my five-year-old bike that I haven't ridden in four, ride over there, ring the doorbell, and wake her up in order to ask her to go to a movie
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Why not? It's what a kid in a lame teen movie would do, perhaps it'll work in real life too. Try it and report back to us please.
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March 4, 2004, 01:29
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Or use the phone.
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March 4, 2004, 01:41
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Yes, waking somebody up at midnight is the best way to win their love.
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March 4, 2004, 01:41
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Well, I used to think you were an idiot, but since you're in 10th grade... you definitely have some potential.
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