March 21, 2004, 13:35
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I'm lost... too many different personalities, so I can't point at one player... My vote this time goes for Tuberski
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March 21, 2004, 14:04
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Tuberski, only cuz he keeps voting for me. And this ties it.
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March 21, 2004, 17:01
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I'll say Tuber also, just so I can get my knife back.
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 21, 2004, 17:39
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I'll go for Skanky Burns. Evidence has pointed to him and I don't remember any pointing to Tuber.
Last edited by GhengisFarb™; March 22, 2004 at 00:28.
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March 21, 2004, 22:34
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I'd say there are just the two mafia, one who strangles and beats his victims, the other who likes variety in his/her killing style.
It seems that I am forced to vote for Tuber, if only for self defence.
What evidence against me?
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March 21, 2004, 22:49
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Well, Spaced Cowboy will be glad to know that I'm not voting for him, right Skanky Burns?
 ACK!
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March 21, 2004, 23:24
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Probably. 
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March 21, 2004, 23:35
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It appears that the vote tally is this:
Skanky Burns: 6
Tuberski: 5.....I mean 1.
ACK!
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March 21, 2004, 23:46
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finally the villagers get some sense
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March 21, 2004, 23:56
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Not if they are voting for me, they aren't.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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March 22, 2004, 00:14
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All I want is my property back... not in my back, mind you.
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 22, 2004, 00:37
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Originally posted by Theben
All I want is my property back... not in my back, mind you.
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Hehe you might get what you asked for
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March 22, 2004, 00:41
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The villagers will still have both mafia alive and well long after I am gone.
/me attempts to drink all the bourbon in his store before nighttime.
Good shinng I *hic* took Rahhs alkhol tooo! *hic*
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March 22, 2004, 00:43
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
What evidence against me?
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I thought you were mentioned by name in one of the clues?
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March 22, 2004, 06:52
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If I vote for Skanky, will he be killed?
What happens if I vote for Tuberski? Does that make it a tie?
I still fancy voting for MattH though. Or HongHu....
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March 22, 2004, 07:33
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mafia
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Voted for :
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| 01) Zopperoni
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| 02) HongHu
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| 03) Spaced Cowboy
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Tuberski |
| 08) Tuberski
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Skanky Burns
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| 10) Ghengis Farb |
Skanky Burns
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| 11) GJRamsey |
Tuberski |
| 12) Theben |
Tuberski |
| 14) Vlad Antlerkov |
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| 17) Skanky Burns |
Tuberski
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| 18) Kassiopeia |
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| 20) Doc |
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| 22) MattH |
Skanky Burns |
| 24) Felch |
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| 25) Guynemer |
Skanky Burns
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| 26) ADG |
Tuberski
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| 27) Mart7x5 |
Skanky Burns |
| 28) Duke of York |
Tuberski
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Its certainly very close.
Tuberski - 6
Skanky - 5
I'll give this another hour or two and then kill one of them.
-Jam
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March 22, 2004, 07:46
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Skanky Burns, just to tie it.
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March 22, 2004, 07:48
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Nasty.
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March 22, 2004, 08:08
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I'll decide the tie in about 20 minutes to half-an-hour. I'll need one of Tuberski or Skanky online to call "heads" or "tails"
Unless somone votes before I toss the "coin"
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March 22, 2004, 08:42
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"heads"
Aaah, you meant....
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March 22, 2004, 08:48
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I'll give this a bit longer. Its better if somone votes rather than have a random choice.
Going shopping now
-Jam
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March 22, 2004, 08:48
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"heads"
20 minutes should have passed by now. 
EDIT: Ok, never mind then.
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March 22, 2004, 09:39
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So "heads" they both live, "tails" they both die. Seeing as they both chose heads.
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March 22, 2004, 09:41
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Alva isn't Tuberski. Alva isn't Skanky either, and Skanky isn't Tuberski, but at least Skanky is Skanky.
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March 22, 2004, 09:47
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I heard that Skanky mings too, but maybe that was just tittle-tattle. I've never been close enough to smell.
I hope that Jamski has remembered to buy us more pizza at the shops. 
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March 22, 2004, 10:12
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More pizza coming up boys
Scene 12 : The 8th Day
The voting after Drogue's body was found was very close. Some thought the killer was Skanky Burns, becuase of his rivalry with Rah, Drogue's former boss. An equal number however thought it was Tuberski...
"Kill them both!" shouted HongHu! "Think of the children!"
"Kill Skanky, he's a bastard!" shouted Tuberski.
"Wait one moment," said the Duke, seriously, "Let's decide this in the only fair way"
"I call heads," said Skanky.
A coin was found and tossed, flying into the air and landing in the mud of the stables. The villagers gathered round.
"Oh crap" said Tuberski.
The villager's persuaded Doc to sew Tuberski's anus closed, and then seal his urethra by burning the flesh. Then they made him drink river water untill his intestines burst.
Then Duke shot him, as was becaoming usual.
"Let's go fishing to celebrate killing the killer," reccommended GJRamesy, and everyone agreed.
"I'll go and get our kit," said Guynemer "And we can all meet at the new flood-lake later for some night fishing."
"Great idea," said Theban, "Fish is meat"
It is now night... wait for it...
-Jam
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March 22, 2004, 10:25
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March 22, 2004, 10:28
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Scene 13 : The 8th Night
The villagers were waiting at the lake at midnight. Skanky had brought a barrel of beer up the hill, and the remaining villagers were watching the moon rise over the flood waters.
"You know, its really nice up here now that the valley is dammed", said Doc.
"I'm just trying to get in all on canvas" said Ghengis.
After Felch and Mart7x5 got a fire going the party was really bouncing.
"Now all we need is some fish to barbeque" said AGD.
"I think I can help you catch some," said GJRamsey, "If you lend me some of your rods and line"
"Sure," replied ADG, "just ask Guynemer"
"Where is your brother, anyway?" asked MattH?
The party fell silent. In all the fun the villagers hadn't noticed that Guynemer still hadn't come with the fishing kit.
Each villager took a burning branch from the fire and went back to the hut on the outside of the village where Guynemer and ADG lived.
"Hey!" called ADG "Have you got a woman in there?"
There was no reply.
ADG frowned and unlocked the door quickly. The villagers rushed together into the house.
Guynemer lay on the floor, clearly dead. Doc bent down to examine the corpse.
"He's got a red line accross his neck, just like Rah," he observed.
"Let me see my brother," demanded ADG, pushing the others out the way. "He's still breathing! Help him Doc!"
"Watch out!" shouted Theben.
It was too late. ADG's flaming branch accidentally caught HongHu in the back of the head as he pushed through. Her hairspray ignited with a single "Whoomphf", setting fire to the curtains. The wooden walls began to burn.
"Everyone out!" ordered the Duke "Now!"
"But... but..." ADG tried to go back to his brother, but the crowd carried him out of the door.
The village could only watch as the hut burnt rapidly to the ground.
It is now day, and the villagers can vote
-Jam
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March 22, 2004, 10:29
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#449
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Jackasses let a coin-flip set the mafia free and kill an innocent man......
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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March 22, 2004, 10:30
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#450
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mafia
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Job
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Status
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| 01) Zopperoni
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Butler to DoY
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alive
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| 02) HongHu
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Teacher
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alive |
| 03) Spaced Cowboy
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Cattle Rancher
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alive |
| 04) Rasputin
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Priest
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dead - village
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| 05) FlameFlash
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Altar Boy
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dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia
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| 06) Frozzy
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Unemployed Alchoholic
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dead - village
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| 07) Jon Miller
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Librarian
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dead - village
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| 08) Tuberski
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Vet
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dead - village
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| 09) MrBaggins |
Tabacconist
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dead - burnt alive
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| 10) Ghengis Farb |
Amature Landscape Painter
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alive |
| 11) GJRamsey |
Author
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alive |
| 12) Theben |
Butcher
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alive |
| 13) Alva |
Retired Major
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dead - shot in the rain by the
mafia
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| 14) Vlad Antlerkov |
Postman
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alive |
| 15)CapitanGarlic |
Greengrocer
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dead - village
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| 16) Drogue |
Stable boy
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dead - strangled and beaten
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| 17) Skanky Burns |
Barkeeper
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alive |
| 18) Kassiopeia |
Reindeer Farmer
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alive |
| 19) Spiffor |
Baker's Apprentice
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dead - village
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| 20) Doc |
Doctor
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alive |
| 21) Rah |
Tavern Owner
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dead - strangled
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| 22) MattH |
Police Constable
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alive |
| 23) Chaunk |
Golf Caddy
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dead - killed by the mafia -
strangled and beaten with a golf club.
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| 24) Felch |
Mechanic
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alive |
| 25) Guynemer |
Fisherman
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dead - strangled and burnt alive
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| 26) ADG |
Fisherman's brother
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alive |
| 27) Mart7x5 |
Carpenter
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alive |
| 28) Duke of York |
Local Landowner
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alive |
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The clues are enroute as usual
-Jam
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