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Old September 1, 2001, 09:37   #1
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Really bad Civ3 Joke Competition
Can anyone do worse than this?

Q: How would Chairman Mao get the reluctant American Senate to accept a peace treaty?

A: Attach a rider.

*cries of boo, boo, throw him off the stage*
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Old September 1, 2001, 10:00   #2
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BOOO! Crucify him! Crucify him!
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Old September 1, 2001, 12:42   #3
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Old September 1, 2001, 13:00   #4
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Personally I would say placate him with techs, gold and perhaps valuable trade routes

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Old September 1, 2001, 13:51   #5
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I refer everyone to this amusing thread for Civ jokes:

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Q: How many Civ players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but you have to wait until his scientests discover electricity!


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Old September 2, 2001, 02:05   #8
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Old September 2, 2001, 03:19   #9
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How many Yins does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Yin is in deep hibernation until better lightbulb comes out.

How many Sids does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many List contributors does it take to change a lightbulb.
3. Two will start to fight about whether lightbulb should be screwed in clockwise or counterclockwise. Finally, another list's moderator will do it for them.
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You people are killin' me!

By the way, Stefu, is that a walnut in front of your flag or a Finnish basketball? (sorry)
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Old September 3, 2001, 01:19   #11
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looks like the major finnish export crop to me: melon
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