FIRAXIS! You made an error! - Page 2

Boris Godunov · October 1, 2001, 21:53

Hey! I categorically object to people using a should-be-closed thread to up their posting numbers! It's wrong! It's unethical! It is a violation of the system! We are a forum of rules, people! We can't just go around posting all the time and...and...and...

oh, crap. I did it myself...

Sabre2th · October 1, 2001, 22:03

You're a horrible, horrible person, Boris.

mactbone · October 1, 2001, 22:44

Hey! I categorically object to people using a should-be-closed thread to up their posting numbers! It's wrong! It's unethical! It is a violation of the system! We are a forum of rules, people! We can't just go around posting all the time and...and...and...

oh, crap. I did it myself...

Oh wait, those weren't my words... maybe if I post a picture it will make this thread important...

This is how a great leader should look...

java4me · October 1, 2001, 22:59

Hey someone rename this thread the SPAM thread, we are going way off subject!!!

I mean perfect time to put random stuff on this thread!!!

Why hasn't Mark, Dan, Snapcase, or Imran close this thread yet?

monkspider · October 1, 2001, 23:02

java4me · October 1, 2001, 23:43

#include
#include "apstring.h"

int main()
{

int x;

cout << "enter your name: ";
cin >> x;

if(x == mark || x == Mark)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

else if(x == dan || x == Dan)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

else if(x == snapcase || x == Snapcase)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

else if(x == imran || x == Imran)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

if else
{
cout << "SPAM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!!!" << endl;
}
return 0;
}

ixnay · October 1, 2001, 23:48

I wouldn't be surprised to see all of you get PCR's for blatantly spamming this thread. Shame on you all.

hetairoi22 · October 2, 2001, 01:32

Close this spamfest!

(ooops, I spammed too

)

Imran Siddiqui · October 2, 2001, 02:10

Quote:

Why hasn't Mark, Dan, Snapcase, or Imran close this thread yet?

Snapcase and Imran can't close this thread... only Mark or Dan.

KrazyHorse · October 2, 2001, 02:30

Imran should perhaps inform markos, so that spammers like me won't have such a tempting target. This was a dumb-ass thread from the beginning.

Blake · October 2, 2001, 03:00

I'd post here to increase my post count but I dont want to get a reputation as a spammer.

Blake - "Yes, I know my logic is in error, isn't that what the thread is here for?"

Buck Birdseed · October 2, 2001, 03:49

RHHUMMBA!

Actually, you can use the "report" button next to each post to report stuff to the Moderators. We're news editors, and have exactly the same facilities as you to report things to Mark and Dan. (Plus a Staff Forum, that's laden with trivialities as it is, and a News Script which... let's just say that's not what it's used for.)

KrazyHorse · October 2, 2001, 04:03

Um...maybe we feel more like rats when we report things, because we have no official position on site. I have no problem with reporting offensive posts, but reporting a spam thread isn't my bag, y'dig?

Th0mas · October 2, 2001, 04:19

...well if everyone else is doing it then so will I...... I need the count more than the rest of you!

Mannamagnus · October 2, 2001, 04:28

What's this thing called spam everyone is talking about?

Adm.Naismith · October 2, 2001, 05:35

This post is really looking like a "there is a party" event

It can seems I'm spamming too, but I'm italian, so this is my party

Robert Plomp · October 2, 2001, 05:47

To get this topic on topic again (a new topic, that is)

What's up with the admins lately ?
The don't answer questions, and they don't react to close threads like these.........
Are you guys still around, or did the captain leave the sinking ship

(are we sinking ??)

CyberShy

Lemmy · October 2, 2001, 05:58

maybe they got their hands on a copy of civ3 and have fallen to the one-more-turn syndrome

Roland Ehnström · October 2, 2001, 06:29

"Spam Party"

Sounds messy...

------

Mr. Bun: Morning.

Waitress: Morning.

Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.

Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!

Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.

Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?

Mrs. Bun: Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Ech!

Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

Waitress: You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!

Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

Waitress: Baked beans are off.

Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?

------

Peace!

-- Roland

Seaman · October 2, 2001, 06:42

Nice thread. Here's a reply from me too.

Blake · October 2, 2001, 06:56

mmmmmmm spam

Blake - "Apolyton Spam threads, more fun than a bag of hair"

Martinus · October 2, 2001, 06:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Hey! I categorically object to people using a should-be-closed thread to up their posting numbers! It's wrong! It's unethical! It is a violation of the system! We are a forum of rules, people! We can't just go around posting all the time and...and...and...

oh, crap. I did it myself...

I agree. I officially condemn such unethical behaviour!

Skanky Burns · October 2, 2001, 07:14

Code:

#include 

int main()
{
  for( int i=1; i < 1000000; i++ )
  {
    if( thread==closed)
      i=1000000;
    else
      SPAM();
    }
return 0;
}

EDIT: mutters something about Blake being a smart-ar$e...

Sava · October 2, 2001, 07:26

Yay I'm spamming!!!

<---I'm so cool

<---Provost Harrison is so cool

<----I put Provost in jail because I can be the only cool one.

<---I'm cool and evil!

Provost Harrison · October 2, 2001, 07:29

Quote:

Originally posted by java4me
#include
#include "apstring.h"

int main()
{

int x;

cout << "enter your name: ";
cin >> x;

if(x == mark || x == Mark)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

else if(x == dan || x == Dan)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

else if(x == snapcase || x == Snapcase)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

else if(x == imran || x == Imran)
{
cout << "CLOSE THIS THREAD" << endl;
}

if else
{
cout << "SPAM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT!!!" << endl;
}
return 0;
}

Yes, Java most certainly is 4u

Quote:

Originally posted by Snapcase
RHHUMMBA!

Actually, you can use the "report" button next to each post to report stuff to the Moderators. We're news editors, and have exactly the same facilities as you to report things to Mark and Dan. (Plus a Staff Forum, that's laden with trivialities as it is, and a News Script which... let's just say that's not what it's used for.)

Ah, the delights of the autob*tch feature

Well I was wondering how such a useless thread had so many posts and now I know.

Case closed

_______________________
Provost Harrison - not the Civ3 forum moderator and therefore has no power

Blake · October 2, 2001, 07:35

*WHOOP**WHOOP* bugs detected!

Code:

#include "stdio.h"

int main()
{
  for( int i=1; i < 1000000; i++; )
  {
    if(thread==closed)
      i=1000000;
    else
      SPAM();
    }
return 0;
}

Personally I think my code is cleaner.

Code:

#include "stdio.h"
int main(){int i=1; for(; i<1000000;i++ ) {if( thread==closed) break; SPAM();}return 0;}

btw, what is the time?

Blake · October 2, 2001, 07:46

wait, I just figured out a way to make my code more convoluted!

Code:

#include "stdio.h"
int main(){int i=0xF4240; for(; i--; ){if( thread==closed) break; SPAM();}return 0;}

Sava · October 2, 2001, 07:51

That's it you're all going to jail

<---Provost

<---Blake

<---Boris

<---Skanky

<---Martinus

<---Seaman

<---Roland

Provost gets conjugals

<---Warden SoulAssassin

Eli · October 2, 2001, 07:54

Still open?

Provost Harrison · October 2, 2001, 07:59

Heh, where there's spam, there's Eli