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Old February 10, 2002, 13:26   #1
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Reversed Apolyton cliché s
"After all, Civ 3 is merely a wargame."

"This is a simulation, not a game!"

"I want fascism in Civ 3 because I think it is cool."

"Yes, I am a fascist."

"If you want irrealism, play two turns within a minute."

"You guys at Firaxis shouldn't bother to read this."

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Old February 10, 2002, 13:29   #2
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I don't know what you're talking about but the translation of your quote is:

Fuhrleute, die vor einem Schokoladenladen Laden laden, laden Mädchen ein zum Tanz.

Where do you found that?
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Old February 10, 2002, 17:58   #3
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Old February 10, 2002, 18:50   #4
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Things you never see
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Old February 10, 2002, 20:37   #5
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Oh I get it.

Like yin26 doesn't at all care what a bunch of complete strangers on the other side of the planet think about him.

Or jimmytrick rarely does massive amounts of drugs before posting one of his psychotic Civilization III poems.

Maybe even I'm really bummed out that a one week ban got rid of libertarian forever.

I think it would be an awful idea to just try test banning charles and yin26 and the rest of the desperate PR-lapping hungry just to see if it takes for them!
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"It's nice to have free time between turns, so I can do things like count solar eclipses."

"No ship has ever been sunk by an aircraft and it would be folly to think otherwise."

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"Good thing I don't work for Firaxis. Any real influence on my part on the design of CivIII it would make it inevitably worse."

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"Sir, we have far too many cities."

"We must lower our research budget, so that we may squander our slight lead in tech!"

"The Romans have completed the Hanging Gardens three turns before we would have. Shall I submit my resignation for wasting so many shields?"

"We, the people, are exceedingly happy that our armies continue to successfully defend our cherished democracy in our century-long war against those hated communist aggressors."

"Yes, trading one of your luxuries for one of mine seems an unquestionably fair bargain. I was about to suggest the same thing myself."
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Old February 11, 2002, 05:58   #7
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Quote:
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Or jimmytrick rarely does massive amounts of drugs before posting one of his psychotic Civilization III poems.
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Old February 12, 2002, 07:42   #8
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"Boy, I sure miss Libertarian."
BZZZZZZZT. You lose.

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My post is aimed at steering this away from the ad hominem stuff (except to say that Libertarian was one of the greatest posters ever to grace these pages, and I miss him), and even away from stepping into the mindset of Firaxian readers.
Ironik, init?
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Old February 12, 2002, 07:46   #9
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Maybe even I'm really bummed out that a one week ban got rid of libertarian forever.
wishful thinking?
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Old February 12, 2002, 07:48   #10
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Oh, don't give up hope. Even now, I can feel the eerie trail of the sniper's scope.
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Old February 12, 2002, 07:48   #11
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"Wow, this game is far too realistic."

"I love Firaxis."

"Sir, the friendly and peace-loving Romans would never dream of attacking us!"

"Sir, the friendly and peace-loving Romans attacked us!"


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Oh, don't give up hope. Even now, I can feel the eerie trail of the sniper's scope.
You've made some enemies on this forum but I don't think any would go so far as to put a hit out on you even if they could afford it

Being lured away because playing other games is a better use of your time than posting here I can quite understand. Many other games and forums are getting more of my time these days too. There is little if anything more to say before patch 2 actually appears and can be assessed.
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"Civ3 is a really great game"
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Old February 12, 2002, 08:10   #14
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Old February 12, 2002, 08:10   #15
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"Sir, our spies report that the enemy has completely upgraded their entire army - no warriors, no spearmen, not even any ironclads in their navy."

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Old February 12, 2002, 08:17   #16
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"Sir, we have enough luxuries. Dont bother aquiring any more luxuries, everyone is happy enough."

But it is realistic for armies to take centuries to move a few kilometers!!

Dont worry, you can trust the English. They never backstab anybody.

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Thanks, Skanky. In the spirit of the thread, I'll offer a couple or three:

"What a great interface!"

"Moving these workers is fun!"

"Just one more turn."
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Boy, this ability to make scenarios is great!

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Old February 12, 2002, 11:48   #21
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very good stuff

"next patch will fix all things we complain about"
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Old February 12, 2002, 13:52   #24
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"I going back to play CTP"
Hey, reverse cliches, not increasingly popular sayings.

(at least 10 in case you ask)
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"Why is there an option for starting positions in the editor? Who would ever use that???"

"The Limited Edition is worth FAR more than what I paid for it!"

"I love the tech tree poster that came with the game."

"Why does Firaxis keep asking for our ideas on how to improve the game?! I'm tired of their surveys & polls too."

"Everything in the manual is very helpful, except for those tables at the end."

"Of all the strategies listed in the strategy guide, which do you think is the best?"

"Multiplayer will be included in the next patch, Firaxis wouldn't make us pay for that seperate... it's Firaxis."

"I'm so glad I had the chance to pay to be a Civ3 beta tester."

"Although the Ancient Age & Midevil Age are not too interesting it is WELL worth the time to play through those ages because of how exciting the Modern Age is! So many surprises and challenging foes."

"I did try to offer the "Furious" AI some mere Ivory to let me finish my spaceship in peace... hehe... of course it didn't work."

"You know it's not the game that's bad... it's me... I suck. Rather than post a 12 paragraph whine, I would like to ask for some suggestions."
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"Now that I have multiple armies, the AI is going down"

"Now that I can remove my swordsmen out of my army in 1995 and put marines in their place, the AI will learn fear"

"The Zulus don't fear our archer, sir"

"Now that I can put 4 units into my army instead of 3, the AI doesn't stand a chance"

"Oh now I get it --- the September 11th bombing of the Pentagon means that each US army has been reduced in size by 1/4 --- that must be why they are so upset and working to quickly rebuild it!"
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