March 4, 2002, 04:37
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*sees that the shop is empty*
i hereby take over this abandoned hut in order to use it for my magical research!
*places "Closed" sign on door*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 05:26
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#122
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*sees sign*
*posts anyway*
*walks off*
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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March 4, 2002, 09:36
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Fans herself
I NEED SOME ICE>> I AM SOOOO HOTTTTTTTT
*looks around..notices that no one is paying attention*
BW: OH hell...grabs a handful of ice and stuffs it down her shirt.
AHHHHHHH that is much better....
*I bet you wanna know why I am so HHHOOOOTTTTT*
TOOOOO BAD
Now what can i get you to drink??????
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 09:53
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I might try something different...
How about a bourbon and coke?? Yeah, bourbon and coke please.
Say, why is there steam rising from your chest BW?? 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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March 4, 2002, 09:59
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Queen
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 11:51
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i knew i should've put a padlock on the door 
*reduces temperature in the shop to -60F*
*mumbles incoherently*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 12:04
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*glares at CW*
BW: You dolt you can't lock me out of my own shop...
*smacks CW on the butt*
Now do the monkey dance monkey boy..I'm a bit hot and on edge......GGgrgrgggrggggrggrrrrrrr and you don't want to **** with a BLACKWIDOW IN HEAT!!! 
You're liable to LOSE YOUR HEAD!!!!! MMWUUHAHAHAHAHAAH
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:08
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*casts cone of cold on BW*
*teleports to an on-topic forum*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 12:09
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*brushes hail stone off of shoulder*
BW: Stupid little man..I can not be affected by your spells or abilities@magic the gathering@ Hee hee
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:12
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Apolyton Legend
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**walks in eating some chocolate cake**
**tsk tsk** CW when will you ever learn? Who wanted a burbon and coke at this time of the morning?? YUCCCKKKK!!
**hops up and over the bar........pulls out glassses and baseball bat** Well Blackie looks like it's time to get ready for the day.
**zaps CW into a toad in a box in the corner** There that should keep him out of my hairs for a while.
Oh and yes........I know the answer to the $64,000 question as to why blackwidow is so hot today.........but a Dragon Princess never reveals her secrets 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 12:14
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You set her on fire didn't you?
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March 4, 2002, 12:15
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Well despite what you think TIA I really think it's Menopause.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH  What's your theory? 
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:16
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Originally posted by MikeH
You set her on fire didn't you?
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ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME MIKE???? 
ACTUALLY, if you met me in person you would probably run...run far far away!!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:20
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I'm too lazy to run. I'd probably just squirt you with the fire extinguisher.
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March 4, 2002, 12:21
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Originally posted by MikeH
I'm too lazy to run. I'd probably just squirt you with the fire extinguisher.
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Squirt me with the fire extinguisher??? OH I GET IT!!! GrrrRRrrRRrrRrr BABY..GrrrrrRRRrr
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March 4, 2002, 12:22
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Apolyton Legend
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HEY!! Hey hey now......there will be no squirting in my bar unless I can join in the fun! 
**tia pulls out her supersoaker**
**squirts mike until soaked**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 12:22
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*wanders back in*
i scoff in the general direction of magic the gathering
*makes scoff-like noises*
*wanders back out*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 12:30
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Queen
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*grabs CW by the collar before he makes it out of the door*
BW: What did you say to me LITTLE MAN??
CW:  GULP..Uhhhh... Magic the Gathering is uuggghhh nerdy??
BW: WRONG 
CW 
*blackwidow takes CW and put him over her knee....*
BW: Prepare for the a$$ whoopin of your life
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:32
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I just meant that I would use the fire extinguisher to put your flames out... urgh... there's no way to say it that doesn't make it sound like an innuendo.
And now to top it all off I'm all wet too.
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March 4, 2002, 12:34
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:39
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My pleasure.
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March 4, 2002, 12:50
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Queen
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Oh by the way...
I DO like your hat!!
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March 4, 2002, 12:54
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King
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This bar sucks. Ultimate Lonestar™ and Ole Roc the Good Ag™ are going down to the Chicken to drink some gin.
Ole Roc the Good Ag™: Screw you, Hippies!
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 12:56
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The bar doesn't suck..YOU DO ..Tia..get this loser outta my joint!!!
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Last edited by Blackwidow24; March 4, 2002 at 13:07.
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March 4, 2002, 12:58
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Oh by the way...
I DO like your hat!!
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Loud Medicine stole it from Giancarlo's old avatar and edited it onto this picture for me. Apparently it makes me look like some guy called Barney from the Andy Griffith show ( must be an American thing that didn't get exported) or like a member of the Village People.
That's really cool though right?
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March 4, 2002, 13:01
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King
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24
The bar doesn't suck..YOU DO ..Tia..giet this loser outta my joint!!!
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Maybe I'll just dance right in front of the entrance, thus remaining outside your ball while scaring off customers. Waddya think of that?
:: Starts dancing::
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 13:02
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Make him do the Truffle Shuffle!
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March 4, 2002, 13:08
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 4, 2002, 13:11
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King
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Actually, I'm doing the "Electric Slide".
And, ust to scare customers away, I'm going to scream "Scrotum Acne!" at every Passerby.
("Thie Bar gives males Scrotum Acne!")
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 13:12
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I prefer to spank it in private unless I can wear a mask, like I said those animal rights people are pretty fanatical and they could be anywhere.
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