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Old March 4, 2002, 13:14   #151
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FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you retard!!!!!
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Old March 4, 2002, 13:15   #152
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Old March 4, 2002, 13:16   #153
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Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!

MikeH ~ I don't think anything could ever quinch her fire! She is after all SAUCY!!

And now for one of my famous Tiamat specials.......a little of this a dash of that and a pinch of..........**POOF.....smoke explodes out of Tia's drink** Aahhhhhhh.....just right!

Ok who wants to be the first to try it??
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COME BACK DINO DOC I am in love with your avatar..i must see more of it

SAUCY TIA... What exactly does that mean..Am I a bad person for being SAUCY!!!!????
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FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you retard!!!!!
Never saw "Sweet November"....Hold on...

"Don't go in there! They infect you with Scrotum Acne! Not the wussy Acne, either, the really big pimples that you pop but are still there so you keep on trying..."

::Turns back to BW:: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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Ewwww sounds like you speak from experience Lonestar..you better get that checked!!!
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Dino hears his true love call to him

I've come back to you, my sweet.

Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.
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Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!


I'll go down there in a little bit,
Ole Roc the Good Ag™ is saving me a spot, until then....

"Scrotum Acne!"
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I've come back to you, my sweet.

Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.
*BW carresses DD helmet *

BW: My love will you please kick Lonestars A$$..he is really riding my last nerve!!!!

DD: Anything for you sweets..first let me down my drink

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And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.
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And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.
Fortunatly, I was wearing gloves.

::slips hand out::

So, I forget what exactly it was I was protecsting. The fact that They let a T-Sip work here or it's owned by a large, North American poisonous spider.
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**slides sweet sweet alchohol down bar**
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*pulls the gloves that have been superglued to LS Scrotum Off*

LS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BW: OHH geezzz that took off more skin than I thought..OH WELLL you didn't have that much to begin with
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That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.
*runs to DD Side*

MY HERO

Okay now how can I repay YOU!!
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Okay now how can I repay YOU!!
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Ohhh i can't wait..

*looks at Lonestar*

BW: well sweetie..It doesn't look like you'll be able to be licked any time soon either..HEE HHE> BOOOOOOOOO..okay that was a bad joke....

Look a little aloe and some ice will tame that pain... oh and here's a couple of pain killers...SHHHHHHHh don't tell anyone where you got em from..I stole em from DF at the Austin Meet.. Hee hee
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now that this place is sufficiently revived, my work here is done

one orange soda with ice please
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*looks over at CW and growls*

BW: I know you are NOT taking credit for reviving this place??
I'm the one who opened the doors. I'm the one who made these decorative silk drapes [from my own BUTT..I'm the one who hired TIA..who is the best Damn bartender on this site...with exception to SS...( sorry Tia)

HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE TURD!!!!

*grabs CW by the back of his pants and gives him a SUPER ATOMIC TRIPILE TWIST RAUNCHY SNAG IN THE CRACK WEDGIE!!!!
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Way to go Blackie!! Now hold him up so I can french fry his little butt!

**Tia takes deep breath** Prepare to fry!
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What would I do without you Tia.

*holds CW up by the back of his PANTIES*

Toast away Dear
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who bumped it off the depths of page 3?

however, since my assistance is unwelcome, i shall depart this pale, cheap, unworthy, and generally just crappy imitation to you and your fellow miscreants. good day.
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Stop flicking your nasty tounge at me..

UCCKKKK Peasants..they are soooo freaky!
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::walks Back in, bow-legged"

"ow." step. "ow." step. "ow." step.

"Ahem, mi-mi-mi. I have gotten a Notice from the Apolyton Department of Health ("We Gladly Accept Bribes!") ordering this festering hole to be closed down. Seems they had some complaints of Bounty hunters, T-Sips, Large Spiders, and Scrotum-Acne."

::looks around::

"I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."
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