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"I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."
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Oh really.......I don't think so! **Tia breaths on the order Lonstar holds in his hand while singing his hand hairs**
Well that should take care of that! And Lonestar.....all aricraft carriers are to be parked outside the bar not in it! What......were you raised in a barn?
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 18:18
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*wanders back in* what's the special today?
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March 4, 2002, 22:32
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Originally posted by Tiamat
Oh really.......I don't think so! **Tia breaths on the order Lonstar holds in his hand while singing his hand hairs**
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Fortunatly, these Notices are on Asbestos Papyrus.
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Well that should take care of that! And Lonestar.....all aricraft carriers are to be parked outside the bar not in it! What......were you raised in a barn?
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Ponder where I go to school. 
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 5, 2002, 01:30
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Originally posted by H Tower
*wanders back in* what's the special today?
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well, at murphy's today it was $2 coronas, and that went down ok, gimme another of those 
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March 5, 2002, 09:38
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Looks at HTower...
Look you and I both know your not old enough to drink so why not settle for a VIRGIN Daquiry!! Stop looking at the specials..stop licking your lips like a crazed wild man..just settle for the fact that I KNOW you are under age.
starts to tickle Htower underneath his chin
BW: he's a cute baby boy...booboo shhoo shoo moomoo he's so cute..yes he is!!
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March 5, 2002, 09:58
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Originally posted by Lonestar
You better watch out, I'm prepping my personal air force for attack.
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Thats a joke picture of the Canadian airforce
Blackice had like 30 of them he emailed us a year ago...
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March 5, 2002, 10:02
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Joke Shmoke get that damn thing OUTTA HERE
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March 5, 2002, 12:50
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Throws Lonestar out of the establishment.
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March 5, 2002, 12:54
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Once again my dear, you have rescued me from the evilness of LS..
*BW spits on LS face as he flies past her through the window*
What's a dainty woman like me to do..have you thought of your reward DEAR?? 
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March 5, 2002, 14:22
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:: flys out of Establishment, lands on Ulysesses Everett McGil after he was thrown outta Woolsworths::
"Sorry McGil"
"No Problem."
::dusts self off, walks back into establishment holding closing order::
::DinoDoc Throws Lonestar back out::
"Damn Bounty HUnters."
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 5, 2002, 14:39
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Obligatory "This thread isn't as good as it used to be" post.
This thread isn't as good as it used to be
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March 5, 2002, 15:02
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There always has to be that ONE STANK A$$ RODENT LOOKING BASTAGE trying to make waves for me.....Tia call an Exterminator..we seem to have a PEST problem
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March 5, 2002, 15:05
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Deity
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Shoots the wombat.
M'lady, all I ask from you is a simple kiss. 
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March 5, 2002, 15:06
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March 5, 2002, 15:17
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A handsome young man with multi-coloured hair and trendy designer clothes enters the shop, minding his own business. He sets himself behind the bar...
"An orange juice, please"
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March 5, 2002, 15:24
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Originally posted by Mercator
A handsome young man with multi-coloured hair and trendy designer clothes enters the shop, minding his own business. He sets himself behind the bar...
"An orange juice, please"
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BW: glares at Mercator
WHO THE HELL LET THIS SQUARE IN
DINOOOOOOOOOOO 
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March 5, 2002, 15:29
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**slides Mercator his OJ**
Smashing hair DAAAaaaaaaaLLLLiiiinnnnnnGG!!
**Tia picks up the phone** Orkin......we have a pest problem!! 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 15:31
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Wombats aren't rodents.
Gimme an OJ too Tia 
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March 5, 2002, 15:34
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No **** Sherlock but you are becoming more and more like one..you sniveling little creep!
*Looks at Mercator and then at IM*
BW: Look only one of yous can stay and I say let the square stay
at least he doesn't smell like old farts and is quite dashing compared to IM who never has nothing nice to say...Tia..Fry him!
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March 5, 2002, 15:35
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As DinoDoc approaches, Mr. Handsome reaches for his pocket... Or no... He takes off his jacket, revealing the rather slobby T-shirt below... Ah, that explains it, *narrator looks through his files* he's a failed fashion school student.
"Scratch that, do you happen to have any Belgian beer? Eerm, nevermind, a vodka will do. *sigh*"
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March 5, 2002, 15:35
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You got it Wombat......**slides down another OJ**
Lonestar I have one word for you SMEGHEAD!!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 15:37
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mmmwaaahaaaaaaaaaaa 
What Wombat doesn't know is that I slipped poison into his OJ!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 15:41
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Drinks OJ
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March 5, 2002, 15:42
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Still groveling in self-pity, Tiamat's remark finally makes it through to his brain.
"Smashing hair indeed! Thanks! Nevermind the vodka, this orange juice will do just fine."
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March 5, 2002, 15:45
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BW walks over to MC.... See that rat sitting next to you??
MC: YEAH
BW: Well when he falls over and dies I'll give you 5 bucks to flush him down the toilet..Waddya say???
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March 5, 2002, 15:51
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Mercator fires his narrator... Hey, what! You bastard.
 Tempting, tempting... But I think I'll pass BW... or... *looks at his wallet* OK, if you include a free OJ too you got yourself a deal. And give the rat a vodka!
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March 5, 2002, 15:54
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*puts arm around MC*
BW: Okay let's get one thing straight BOY..this is my Shop..i make the deals not you..GOT IT 
MC  Okay
BW: Okay here is the deal..5 bucks, a roll of toilet paper and a free OJ..is that cool??
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March 5, 2002, 16:14
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Aha, the toilet paper may come in handy there. Sure, thanks!
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March 5, 2002, 16:21
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Okay, now that we have ourselves a deal
INITIATION TIME!!!!!!!
* Tia dims the coffee shop lights and lights 50 candles similtanious with her 5 heads. A low chanting is heard in the back ground as Tia, BW, DD, CW, Vel, FG and all other older posters line up for the paddle session*
BW: Are you ready to become ONE OF US US us
MC 
BW: Let the SPANKINGS COMMENCE!!!!!  
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March 5, 2002, 16:26
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