August 20, 2002, 17:38
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As Yang pulled out his book The Tao of Baldness, Svensgaard ran a figure across the top of the Chairman's dome, and commented, much to Yang's anguish, "Ooooh...it's very smooth and shiny!"
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August 21, 2002, 06:43
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"Nothing of this is making any sense at all", Deirdre said dryly, "and I'm growing to like it."
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August 21, 2002, 07:01
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For some unknown reason, the rift in the space-time continuum which had prevented Domai and Santiago's pod from crashing to Planetsurface gave way, and their pod dropped to Chiron with an Planet-shattering "kerthump".
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August 21, 2002, 07:24
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"Landing pods don't say 'kerthump', more like 'crash' or 'phe-zang'", Zakharov analysed the situation.
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August 21, 2002, 17:07
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Meanwhile, on another part of Chiron, another pod opened up, revealing a befuddled Aki-Zeta 5...who had inexplicably grown facial hair as a result of the unethical experimentations of Zakharov and his buddies.
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August 22, 2002, 04:07
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"Double-yoo tee eff?", wondered Aki as she caught her reflection on a shiny piece of synthmetal.
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August 22, 2002, 20:59
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"Ye Gods!" cried Snorri, as he emerged from the pod, discovering that he too was a cyborg, "I left my toothbrush back on EARTH!!"
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August 23, 2002, 05:20
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Then Snorri looked at the beard of Aki, and his eyes flashed for a split second.
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August 23, 2002, 15:50
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"Hey...ummm...Aki...is it just me...or do you have a beard on your chin and an electrical plug outlet on the top of your head?"
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August 25, 2002, 01:21
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Aki Zeta-5 felt the top of her head and replied, "It's just you."
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August 25, 2002, 13:34
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Meanwhile, Conquerer Judaa Marr and Ulric Svensgaard just weren't getting along.
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August 25, 2002, 14:06
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This was evident from the large amount of scars on Ulric's cheeks produced by Marr's Blade of Exotic Name he formerly used to cleanse his toenails with.
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August 25, 2002, 16:06
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After smacking Marr upside the head, Svensgaard cried, "No, you jerk, I wanna build Planet's first base!"
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August 25, 2002, 16:18
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"Letting you: not probable, your fate: instant termination."
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August 25, 2002, 21:32
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Suddenly, the hatch to Santiago's pod popped right open, bonking both Judaa and Ulric on the head.
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