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They are men pretending to be women.
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They may be hotties so I have to be nice.
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I am a lonely pervert who has no other contact with the opposite gender.
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They all look like bannans and I would love to peel them and eat them!!!
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March 5, 2002, 13:42
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King
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Wheres the "Theyre just another poster who happens to have breasts" option?
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I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
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March 5, 2002, 13:43
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Settler
Local Time: 23:21
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The banana option definitely, I mean most of the women on the posters look Grrrreat.
(this my dear fellows is use of the famous "sidestepping the question" method  )
nah really, everyone has her own distinct personality 
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March 5, 2002, 13:43
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Apolyton Legend
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Well then that rules you out for talking to me.......I'm about as strange as they come!
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Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 13:46
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Apolyton Legend
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Originally posted by drake
Wheres the "Theyre just another poster who happens to have breasts" option?
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Big Breastesssssssss thank you very much! And I speak for BW as well 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 13:46
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Queen
Local Time: 21:21
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Originally posted by Rogan Josh
Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits  ...
Isn't that nice? 
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See if you read what I wrote I said I was only a ***** here because this is my place to vent..I am a very nkice person to be around in person because i vent all my frustrations out here!!!!
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 5, 2002, 13:46
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King
Local Time: 22:21
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Originally posted by Rogan Josh
She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...
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I thought every woman gets moody at least five days every month... 
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"BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1
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March 5, 2002, 13:49
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King
Local Time: 17:21
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Big Breastesssssssss thank you very much! And I speak for BW as well
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Now now tia...youre going to get the perverts all riled up with that comment .
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March 5, 2002, 13:51
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Local Time: 22:21
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Originally posted by Tiamat
So tell me what else you can do with a banana??
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Combining a snack and sex is a start.
Glazed banana, anyone? 
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael
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March 5, 2002, 13:52
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Apolyton Legend
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 13:52
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Deity
Local Time: 17:21
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By reading the poll, there are only 20% perverts. No, wait a second...
There are 20% lonely perverts.  
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March 5, 2002, 13:52
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Queen
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but wouldn't the bannana crumble??
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 5, 2002, 13:53
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I find that the women posters we have here give us a refreshing change of perspective, an' I like it.
Add to that the fact that they're all pretty charming and...:: shrug:: what's not to like...
-=Vel=-
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March 5, 2002, 13:53
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Retired
Local Time: 16:21
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Keep on Civin'
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March 5, 2002, 13:54
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King
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What happens if the banana breaks while its uh.........you know......... 
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I see the world through bloodshot eyes
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March 5, 2002, 13:55
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King
Local Time: 22:21
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Location: of anonym losers ... :[
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I choose option 2 + high def picture !
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March 5, 2002, 13:55
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Local Time: 22:21
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Originally posted by Tiamat
EEWWWwww Ewwww EwwwWWWW Sounds like fun!
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Yep, plenty fun! You should try it sometime 
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael
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March 5, 2002, 13:55
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Apolyton Legend
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**runs screaming from the building from the mental picture**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 13:56
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King
Local Time: 21:21
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By reading the poll, there are only 20% perverts. No, wait a second...
There are 20% lonely perverts.
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ROFL
what about perverts lonely or not option?
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March 5, 2002, 13:58
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Apolyton Legend
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Yep, plenty fun! You should try it sometime
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Ahhhhhh but I have Strawberries and whip cream isn't bad either!! 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 13:59
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Queen
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Look all you pervs will have to settle for the lonely perv option..
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 5, 2002, 14:01
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Local Time: 22:21
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but wouldn't the bannana crumble??
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You could...ehm... package it, or use an un-ripe banana (but then the whole snack thingy goes away )
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What happens if the banana breaks while its uh.........you know.........
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Then itīs digginītime!
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael
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March 5, 2002, 14:05
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Local Time: 22:21
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Originally posted by Tiamat
Ahhhhhh but I have Strawberries and whip cream isn't bad either!!
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You didnīt run very far, apparently. And I LOVE strawberries
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I love being beaten by women - Lorizael
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March 5, 2002, 14:05
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King
Local Time: 17:21
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Look all you pervs will have to settle for the lonely perv option..
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Most men are perverts. It shouldnt be a question it should be an assumption.....
Looks like tia is intentionally adding fuel to the pervert fire.......
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I see the world through bloodshot eyes
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March 5, 2002, 14:07
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Queen
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Okay the title of this thread isn't..
What is the sickest perverted way you can think of to use a bannana..IS IT>?????? 
Well it isn't is it??
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 5, 2002, 14:07
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Drake: Ahhh but that's why we love them so....our 'polyton ladies....
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March 5, 2002, 14:07
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King
Local Time: 17:21
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As one whos seen it all and has a very high tolerance for sick sh1t, that statement makes me a bit queasy......
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I see the world through bloodshot eyes
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March 5, 2002, 14:09
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Apolyton Legend
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**sheepish grin** **places hand on very big chest**
Moi?? I have no idea what your talking about!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 14:11
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Moderator
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::grinnin' and shakin' my head at Tia...::
LOL
-=Vel=-
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The list of published books grows . If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out , head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence ." Help support Candle'Bre , a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project .
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March 5, 2002, 14:13
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Goddess
Local Time: 14:21
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Location: ...and ICE CREAM!
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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March 5, 2002, 14:14
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Prince
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Originally posted by Rogan Josh
Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...
Isn't that nice?
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She was standing behind you when you wrote that, wasn't she?
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