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Old May 12, 2002, 17:02   #211
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Chowlett, is that so? I was puzzling over it myself, and was disappointed to see that apolyton.net/fora does not redirect. Now I know why.

11 GCSEs...
and give me a year and a month, and I'll have 5 A-levels and two additional AS levels.
Then I can begin on my collection on degrees.
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Old May 12, 2002, 18:02   #212
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when you begin to take GP seriously
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Old May 13, 2002, 13:24   #213
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... you seek a psychiatrist because you're worried that you spend to much time here.

... your psychiatrist is secretly worried that telling you that you spend too much time here and should stop will cause you permanent psychological damage
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Old May 13, 2002, 13:54   #214
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...you refuse psychiatric treatment on the grounds that "the guys at 'Poly" will understand you better.
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11 GCSEs...
and give me a year and a month, and I'll have 5 A-levels and two additional AS levels.
Then I can begin on my collection on degrees.
How about a professional qualification?
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Old May 13, 2002, 15:09   #216
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... when you start to think your psychiatrist posts here too
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Old May 13, 2002, 16:00   #217
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you side with poly ppl rather than your bf....
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Old May 13, 2002, 17:45   #218
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How about a professional qualification?
Define professional? I got some IT certificates... and BAGA Badge 1 for gymnastics
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Old May 14, 2002, 03:26   #219
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Define professional? I got some IT certificates... and BAGA Badge 1 for gymnastics
How about CEng - that's professional

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Old May 14, 2002, 03:27   #220
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Oh yes - the (other) thread topic:

... when your psychiatrist starts posting here.

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Old May 14, 2002, 11:04   #221
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... when your psychiatist starts whining to you during your sessions about the nasty trolls
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Old May 14, 2002, 14:43   #222
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How about CEng - that's professional

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Re: You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..
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.. when you get confused as to why Katja, a Finn, has never heard of Apolyton.
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Old May 15, 2002, 16:21   #226
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...when you ressurrected this thread in a previous incarnation after eight months...
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