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Compiled:
While Spectator ruled Mingapulco, everyone case won't slaughter
bananas with Stinky's socks; when Ming attacked Spectator, and
Eli sat in Immortal Wombat's Spectator chair. Many cowboys fired
Spectator as he and Eli, the great, danced almost naked during
their trip, with everyone unexpectedly crossposting: destroyed
nobody but Mr Hanky the living spectator who killed Immortal
wombat, screwed his girlfriend - Zealot, inside. So Spectator
was once happy, but firing meant farts aimed directly at himself;
Spectator didn't mind asking anyone!
Although his private associate started looking at this thread
as his mom went apeshit even though she/he ate prunes on TP's
way. That's Spectator's way. Anyhow, Spcetator nuked Sweden.
Which consequently led to Immortal Wombat's crushing all his
Coke cans with Ming's intriguing Spectator. BANANAS were usualy
curvy and yummy; and although Raskaldan didn't brush the cow's anus, still, Spectator bought himself a new pair of klompen. Spectator danced eroticly on Juggernaut's grave lap friend. So when ADG explored and stole and airplane during blackwindow's mating season, Wiglaf picked up extra coins that used most energy expense. He blew his pants off with one big fart! BOMB! Unfortunatly, nobody was paying attention so Immortal Wombat cried immensly for Argentina. Then, this one time, at band camp, his pecker was extended for remodling. So Asher started
stretching away. Getting Eli's Tiger style was often arousing in sexual prison. An arse that emmited Spectator. Up there was a pilot laughing at Mr. fun who in reality is licking stamps. All of a sudden, an explosion shattered his face and bleeding occured. Then Caligastia exposed his monstrous butt and pickled his shriveled testicles which gave Tiamat an icecream taste. Being John Malcovich disturbed McHammer so he blew up Spectator's face lift. Angry anus intruder named Mr.fun went deeper into chocolat panties moaning, meanwhile his buttocks became really spread. It wasn't Ranskaldan's job searching for buttocks. Juggernaut's cheese melted on Eli's sandwich making everyone really queasy so traditionnaly trolls morphed from trolls to Alexander's horse's Dls intelligent discourse. Discouraged smiley; his nose ran away into communist crap. Then abusive rioting squirrels began getting jiggy with it. Blackwidow24 accepst the icecream that tasted like Kaak's balls. She loved it. Tiamat didn't. Caligastia cracked up at his stupidity. That's why everyone tasted the icecream and licked the icecream that tasted like puke. Hungry rabbits ate Zealot's teenagers, AKA his balls, are hairy but small and acne hidden, like Calagastia's face and blackwidow's arse which Caligastia licks while blackwidow has her head in the clouds. Fortunatly up her arse was Caligastia's face.
At the bar was an Acidic and blackwidows crotch which smelled splendid compared to sewers of cleanliness. Filled with curiosity and his fist. Now that they had finally gotten past Cali's stench, Kaak appears to be a nice guy. So, Spectator kicked around the idea of a cat while looking at Richrd Simmons who was sitting on ADG. So, Blacwidow24 kicked his arse. Unfortunatly, Zealot wasn't there. So, amused bu the Simpsons, girls are hot and horny but controled. Except when they are at band camp because the flute was greasy which allowed multiple posters to acheive victory by waxing something hairy.
Anyways Caligastia simutaniously jumped on his dildo and said:" YEEHAA!", but then he missed his appointment with the vet.His cat hissed at Blackwidow's legs because they are so hairy, but not hairy enough. And because the kitty loved his mom and liked it Cali style he yelled at Spectator. So, Spectator's mom pimp slapped Caligastia.
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