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Old May 17, 2002, 10:22   #31
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It ain't that bad AH.
It's only grey hairs that are falling.
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Old May 17, 2002, 10:24   #32
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AH is a right old bastard isn't he?
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Give me grey hairs any day.

Isn't that right, Chrome Dome?
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Old May 17, 2002, 10:26   #34
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Aidan and Dominic recoil in horror from a photo of their father's receding hairline.
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Old May 17, 2002, 10:29   #35
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Yep.

Kids these days : nothing's real until they've seen it on the tube. Now they know you're really an old fart !
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Old May 17, 2002, 10:30   #36
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Old May 17, 2002, 10:35   #37
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Well may you laugh at your Dad's receding hairline Dominic Horse, but Aidan knows its hereditary and its on their mother's side of the family too!
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You'd be amazed AH at how much your kid on the right looks like me when I was his age.

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Oh if he turned out like you Provost I'd be pretty happy with that.

But wait! Salvation may be at hand!

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What is Rogaine Extra Strength for Men


For the first time ever, Rogaine is available in an extra strength formula for men. Rogaine Extra Strength For Men is the strongest hair regrowth product available over-the-counter and only available from the makers of Rogaine.

Rogaine Extra Strength For Men contains two and one-half times the active ingredient found in original Rogaine. This means that a higher concentration of Rogaine gets to the roots of your hair and can generate 45% more hair regrowth than regular strength Rogaine. It also means that results may occur at two months with twice daily usage versus four months with a regular strength product.

Just like regular strength Rogaine, it has been proven safe in extensive clinical trials and it only takes seconds a day to use.

For best results, Rogaine Extra Strength For Men needs to be applied directly to the scalp every day, twice a day.
You rub the stuff in and probably end up smelling like a brewery truck.
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the boys have sort of Asian looks to them...

interesting how AH would post pics of his kids rather than of himself
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They're handsome little chaps!
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the boys have sort of Asian looks to them...
My GOD! You're right Andz! They look a bit Asian! I never noticed that before! It must have been that Chinese junk that shipwrecked off the coast Ireland 500 years ago!

That sorta thing can be hard for a German to take
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Baldness results from an excess of testosterone. (--Ever notice how many post-menpausal women start losing their hair once they stop producing estrogen?)

So to save your hair, chop off your family jewels! Sorry, but it's the only way.
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IT seems the troll was successful.
It's just that I never knew you were of Asian origin
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Er I'm not Asian - but you certainly are German
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it's a pity either way
Then your wife is. You have my condolences anyway.
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Then your wife is. You have my condolences anyway.
Oh its alright Andz - we know you have to take your foot out of your mouth some time - if only to make room to shove the other one in there
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Alone the fact you're using a smiley tells me how hard I hit you, deep inside.

You're just trying to cover it uip with those sunglasses, as always, hiding the tears and everything.
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Andy's spot on. They look 1/2 asian to me. Is your wife asian, horse?
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Erm yes, but horse didn't.

We want it from the horse's mouth

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well he never answered the question...did he?
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something else I just realized - Horse's kids are true Apolytoners...at least the younger one is...he's sporting bananas in pajamas
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I smell a conspiracy...
I'm sure his dad forces him to wear that for the camera. I wonder what else things he forces his kids to do in front of cameras.
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whatever it is, I'm sure he gets paid well...but can you blame him? His cushy government job's insurance plan won't cover the Rogaine Rx, so he's gotta pay for it SOMEHOW
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But would anyone please ever think of the children!!!
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Andz, Sherlock Holmes you are not.

Maybe his kids are adopted? Maybe Horse is Asian? Maybe it is a vast Zionist conspiracy to replace healthy white babies with those little yellow devils everywhere? Now that you mention it, my son is starting to sport a bit of a Fu Manchu moustache and shows a very disturbing liking for Rice cereal...do you think?!? Oh my God, they're everywhere! Where's the strapping young Aryan I was supposed to have gotten? Suzee and I are both at least a quarter German...those bastards have infiltrated our DNA!

Or, maybe, just maybe, Mrs. Horse is.....naw, wouldn't want to spoil your dreams of good white purity.

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