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Old June 10, 2002, 16:45   #61
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Yep. You need to be more subtle at it, KX.
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Old June 10, 2002, 21:21   #62
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At least you got the entertaining part right.
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No, the other Kamrat X who posts just after you all the time.
Damn, Iīve told him to quit stalking me. Iīll have to have a serious talk with him stat!
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Old June 11, 2002, 05:57   #64
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Yep. You need to be more subtle at it, KX.


Edit: Initially I thought of a graphic presentation of "Kiss my hairy ass", but this would probably get me a trip to Mingapulco, so... We need more offensive smilies!

Skanky: Thanks! (If it was me you were referring to...)
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There he goes again. You wanna get that seen to.
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Old June 11, 2002, 06:15   #66
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KX: Get your ass over here you cretin!

KX: Who, me?

KX: Yes, you. Donīt act innocent you pubescent ****er!

KX: Hey, I donīt like your tone of voice, mister

KX: Too bad, assdwarf

KX: Thatīs it. Iīm gonna kick your ass from here to Thessaloniki

KX: You and which army? *pulls out BIG baseball bat*

KX: Hey, put down that baseball bat. *whack!* Urghh...

KX: Thatīll teach you to spam Poly on my watch *whacks again, just to be safe*

KX: *lying on the floor bleeding* Oh, the humanity...



OK, IW itīs all taken care of now...
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Old June 11, 2002, 08:55   #67
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Yep, I thought it was humorous.
That kind of spam is fine by me... Can't speak for certain wombats though
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What astonishes me, is that this is not in the OT forum...

But about the topic: I find that joke to be amusing, not offending in any way. But that doesn't tell anything about the morale of the joke - It only tells about my sense of humour (which is the size of this planet).

Thus, it's a matter of taste. And I just have to wonder, who was the SOB who said:"you cannot argue about taste"... If you cannot argue about taste, what can you argue about? Facts? I don't think so...

Well anyway. Good joke. Ha-ha-ha.
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I think spamming is being encouraged here lately. The mods do nothing to stop it.
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Yep, I thought it was humorous.
That kind of spam is fine by me... Can't speak for certain wombats though
Nice to know my modest attempts at humor is appriciated. And who gives a **** about nosy rodents?
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It's amazing what happens to a thread if you don't attend to it. It turns into a ****ing spam fest. stop it people , or I will report it.
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It's amazing what happens to a thread if you don't attend to it. It turns into a ****ing spam fest. stop it people , or I will report it.
oop! I think I just **** myself!
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It's amazing what happens to a thread if you don't attend to it. It turns into a ****ing spam fest. stop it people , or I will report it.
Why donīt you ask Ming or Mark to close it then? Nooneīs discussed the original topic for days...

Whoīs the pretty boy in your avatar BTW? Leonard DiCaprio?
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KX - yes. Dalgetti is now officially a part of the Gay Community of Apolyton.

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KX - yes. Dalgetti is now officially a part of the Gay Community of Apolyton.

You can read it on my website
And the adress? (Isnīt that an old Deep Purple song title?)
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Not me, I'm a marsupial
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"You can read it on my website"?
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"You can read it on my website"?
No, silly... The "And the adress"

I checked however and itīs a song from their very first LP "Shades of Deep Purple"

IW: Itīs an easy mistake to make... Iīd have a hard time spotting the wombat in a line up.

Wombat:



Beaver:

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The one with the pouch rather than the big teeth
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Is the wombat a rodent or a marsupial?
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It is completely normal to ask a question relating to the answer already given...
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careful...im starting to get offended


wait, ....no it was just gas
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Ok, the beaver was a bad example.
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Ecthelion : what website??

oh, and beavers are much better thanc wombats. They're REAL mamals.
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Going back to the original topic. I've noticed that a fair proportion of adverts here in the UK feature a stupid man and a scornful woman of the stupid man. Yet if you turned the gender roles around then you would be accused of being sexist.

It is interesting the amount of men that have been so pussywhipped that they can accept their own implied stupidity in these kind of jokes.

So whereas I'm not offended by the joke I do agree it is sexist and I think being sexist is wrong.
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Some have a stupid man and a scornful monkey. Then ITV digital went broke, and took away monkey
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Some have a stupid man and a scornful monkey. Then ITV digital went broke, and took away monkey

Ah, those were the days!

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