May 21, 2001, 15:22
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Settler
Local Time: 01:05
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bergen, Norway
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Do we get a cool / sexy Foreign Advisor?
Anyone know if the foreing Advisor from CIV2 is back in 3?
Or will we have a sour-lookin UN-bureaucrat?
She was SOOOOO cool! And even pretty!
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May 21, 2001, 15:25
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Settler
Local Time: 03:05
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I want Drew Barrymore in her underware as my foreign advisor. And I'm serious.
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May 21, 2001, 15:33
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Warlord
Local Time: 20:05
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Join Date: May 2001
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Originally posted by paiktis22 on 05-21-2001 03:25 PM
I want Drew Barrymore in her underware as my foreign advisor. And I'm serious.
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Here, here!!
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May 21, 2001, 21:44
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Prince
Local Time: 20:05
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Life Goes On
Posts: 519
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Originally posted by paiktis22
I want Drew Barrymore in her underware as my foreign advisor. And I'm serious.
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yes we could all agree to that, if only firaxis and drew would..
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May 21, 2001, 22:49
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Settler
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Drew Barrymore... I think it should be someone a little smarter. Like the girl from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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May 21, 2001, 23:40
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Warlord
Local Time: 17:05
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As much as I wish this were true, from the screenshots they seem to all be white males 
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May 22, 2001, 00:34
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Warlord
Local Time: 01:05
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Deinstag: ...thinks to self "Ghost:Rosenkrantz? what kind is name is . . . OH I get it!" . . . wonders how Guildenstern is doing...
Hey Ghost:Rosenkrantz, why don't you put up one of these new polls? Let people vote for "Drew Barrimore in underware, " or "that Crouching Tiger babe," or whatever. This could be really interesting, even if it doesn't have much effect on the game (right?).
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May 22, 2001, 08:19
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Prince
Local Time: 11:05
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Posts: 441
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Yep, sexy foreign advisor, please. But it seems they're modelling all the advisors on people who work at Firaxis...i.e. Sid, Jeff.
Surely some sexy ladies work at Firaxis as well?
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May 22, 2001, 10:17
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King
Local Time: 02:05
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1,267
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Originally posted by paiktis22
I want Drew Barrymore in her underware as my foreign advisor. And I'm serious.
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I prefer Carmen Electra! 
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May 22, 2001, 15:04
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Settler
Local Time: 03:05
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Originally posted by Guildenstern
Drew Barrymore... I think it should be someone a little smarter. Like the girl from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
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Why the hell do you want someone smarter?? 
It's not like you'll folllow her advices anyway. They are 100% useless
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May 22, 2001, 15:31
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King
Local Time: 21:05
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Location: Maine, US
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Why the hell do you want someone smarter??
It's not like you'll folllow her advices anyway. They are 100% useless
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Thats a pretty good point actually 
I don't think we need advisors at all 
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May 22, 2001, 15:31
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King
Local Time: 20:05
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Location: Hope College
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Originally posted by paiktis22
Why the hell do you want someone smarter??
It's not like you'll folllow her advices anyway. They are 100% useless
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And here lies the problem. If the advisors are 100% useless than why have them? Either make them give worthwile advice, warn you at crucial moments, or simply do not include them. It will simply be a wasted effort.
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May 22, 2001, 15:38
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Prince
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Originally posted by drake
Thats a pretty good point actually
I don't think we need advisors at all
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i need one..
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May 22, 2001, 15:47
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Prince
Local Time: 20:05
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Originally posted by Zanzin
Yep, sexy foreign advisor, please. But it seems they're modelling all the advisors on people who work at Firaxis...i.e. Sid, Jeff.
Surely some sexy ladies work at Firaxis as well?
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sadly, no but they could hire one for us..
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May 22, 2001, 16:01
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Deity
Local Time: 03:05
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Why just the foreign advisor? I want all advisors to be sexy women Ok, maybe one or two sexy males for the female civvers...
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May 22, 2001, 21:26
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Warlord
Local Time: 01:05
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Originally posted by tniem
And here lies the problem. If the advisors are 100% useless than why have them? Either make them give worthwile advice, warn you at crucial moments, or simply do not include them. It will simply be a wasted effort.
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Have some humor in your life.
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May 22, 2001, 21:55
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King
Local Time: 20:05
Local Date: October 30, 2010
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Hope College
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Originally posted by jadlakha
Have some humor in your life.
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Look I still believe my comment has merit. If advisors are useless than why am I going to have their heads stare at me at the top of the screen every time I play?
If they are useless why is someone at Firaxis going to code them instead of another element of the game delaying release and/or hurting quality?
As for humor, I apologize that I can't add some serious concerns about advisors in a comedic thread. I find many things more funny than wishing that a Drew Barrymore be my advisor.
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May 22, 2001, 23:21
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Prince
Local Time: 11:05
Local Date: October 31, 2010
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Originally posted by ancient
sadly, no but they could hire one for us..
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Yes!! Like the way Westwood do....ie. sexy Tanya in Red Alert
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May 23, 2001, 08:29
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King
Local Time: 02:05
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Location: London, UK
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Originally posted by tniem
I find many things more funny than wishing that a Drew Barrymore be my advisor.
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Really?!?  Like what?
I think you should give some credits to Firaxis; of couse they're going to make useful advisors! It's just that we're the ones who are going to have to say 'they're-not-that-useful-after-all-Sorry!'
LOL
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May 23, 2001, 10:11
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Prince
Local Time: 03:05
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Espoo, Finland
Posts: 672
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Originally posted by tniem
And here lies the problem. If the advisors are 100% useless than why have them? Either make them give worthwile advice, warn you at crucial moments, or simply do not include them. It will simply be a wasted effort.
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Of course there must be advisors, how else could we just do the oppisite to recommended?
What disturbed me most in CivII advisors were the few possibilities. So the same advice just kept on reappearing. (There must be more than one way to say the same thing )
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May 23, 2001, 10:23
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ACS Staff Member / Hosted Site Admin
Local Time: 04:05
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Posts: 7,524
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Originally posted by Zealot
I prefer Carmen Electra!
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That could be an interesting job for the moderators .
I only hope they will make as many files as possible alterable.
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May 23, 2001, 11:47
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King
Local Time: 18:05
Local Date: October 30, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: My head stuck permanently in my civ
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Originally posted by Keygen
That could be an interesting job for the moderators .
I only hope they will make as many files as possible alterable.
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there we go, I hope I'll be able to put in my own stuff as much as possible.
There was somebody who wanted a naked diedre picture he wanted to put in as his picture for his civ.
of course, horse wanted to play an MP game with him...
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May 23, 2001, 12:05
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Emperor
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If you wanna see sexy girls, ghostboy I do recommend you to surf on another site, buy som magazines or leave the house and travel to the great outdoors
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May 23, 2001, 18:14
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ACS Staff Member / Hosted Site Admin
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Originally posted by Father Beast
there we go, I hope I'll be able to put in my own stuff as much as possible.
There was somebody who wanted a naked diedre picture he wanted to put in as his picture for his civ.
of course, horse wanted to play an MP game with him...
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Are they going to make it like SMAC? Only able to alter original files?
Damn, that's makes CTP1/2 still the best game for modifiers...
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May 24, 2001, 07:04
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Immortal Factotum
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Personally, I would like to see Mimi from The Drew Carey Show, with all that (Drool) makeup on!
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May 24, 2001, 07:25
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Warlord
Local Time: 06:35
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Location: Kathmandu
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Damn a really sexy advisor is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy needed
and it wouldn't hurt to have changable ones... you know fire one cause she doesn't....lets say have the right proportions
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May 24, 2001, 10:36
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King
Local Time: 20:05
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How about the ability to replace leader pictures, particularly in the dimplomacy screen, with playmate pics? I'd never play a game with so many treaties as that one.
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May 24, 2001, 14:26
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Emperor
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yea...
::cough::
::drool::
i believe that... our people... could uh...
could you please put some clothes on until i sign the treaty.
NO DEAR LORD, I SAID ON.
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May 25, 2001, 06:07
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King
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Originally posted by SerapisIV
How about the ability to replace leader pictures, particularly in the dimplomacy screen, with playmate pics? I'd never play a game with so many treaties as that one.
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As Butthead would say:
"Huuuhhh-huhu-huhu-hum-huhu-cool!-huhuhu-huhu-huhu"
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June 3, 2001, 17:54
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Chieftain
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Eroticization
DIPLOMACY
Mighty Emperor Julius Ceasar of the Romans, your reputation is Horny, who do you want to meet?
Cleopatra, Attitude=Ready-for-it
Alexander, Attitude=Homosexual
Cathrina the Great, Attitude=Horny
Frederik=Geil, und möchte gern bumsen
ADVISORS
Drew Barrymore says: Well the point is with the foreign leade ... Stop clickin' on that!!!!
Neve Campbell says: Trade is ... did you know I had a lesbian experience once?
Claudia Schiffer says: Well, I'm fine, but I hope you won't hire my husband David as an entertainer in your capitol because every time we have sex, the pigeons want to .. well you know
Micheal Jacksons says: You need more theatr ... hey, is that your kid?
WONDERS OF THE WORLD
Ancient World: Kamasutra
Renaissance Age: Dutch 'De Wallen' (famous red light district for Dutch sailors, founded in the 1600's, still exists)
Industrial Age: Marquis de Sade's Museum
Modern AgeL LA Porn Industry
IMPROVIMENTS
Red Light District
Porno-studio
Condom-factory
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