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Old June 7, 2002, 12:44   #1
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The High Seas adventure of Commander Steve
So this is my first story, I'm going to try to make it like Metaliturtle's stories because they are funny.

On a galleon somewhere in the atlantic....

"Commander Steve!! There's an enemy ship approaching!!!"

"Go get me my red shirt and we'll fight 'em off"

"Yes sir!"

He put on the red shirt, and, sure enough, the galleon destroyed the enemy frigate.

"What's with the red shirt Commander Steve?"

"Well, with the red shirt, if I'm wounded in battle, the men won't lose morale because they won't see the blood."

"Commander Steve!!! 6 Elite Enemy Battleships approaching!!!"

"Go get my brown pants..."

THE END
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Old June 7, 2002, 13:15   #2
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This is a really old joke...
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Old June 7, 2002, 18:52   #3
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not bad... anything else though? or was that it?
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Old June 7, 2002, 18:56   #4
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Ah ah ah ah!

That was amenzingly funny

ROFL

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Old June 8, 2002, 01:06   #5
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I think this is the end
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