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The Belch Heard 'Round the World
This is based on a Civ2 scenario where we set the battle noises to really gross belches we recorded ourselves, but it ties into Civ 3 so I'm gonna use it.
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Lincoln, Stalin, Ghandi, and El Mark the Spaniard were facing the center of a square table.
"BUURRRP" Lincoln began the belch wars with that single ill-timed belch, you see, Stalin had just asked a metaphorical question about the fate of the world, ending with "so what do you think?"
"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I RETURN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRUPPPPPP!!"
The Russians and Americans were now mobilized for perpetual war. Overly exhausted by the belching, Ghandi fainted and died, and El Mark mobilized his forces in preparation for a war o easy pickins.
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That's it for the teaser cuz I have to go watch my friends graduate.
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First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...
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