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Old July 12, 2002, 09:08   #1
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Worst Names
Which names do you think are the worst?
Heres mine -

Girls

Gertie
Megan
Bethany
Gretal
Gertrude

Boys

Morgan
Gregory
Hansel

(No offense to any posters who are called this)

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Old July 12, 2002, 09:10   #2
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Sounds like someone has something against German fairy tale characters...
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Old July 12, 2002, 09:11   #3
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Redfern tops out my list...
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Sounds like someone has something against German fairy tale characters...
They will all die!

And Redfern is a GLORIOUS name
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Old July 12, 2002, 09:16   #5
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Gertrude has to be on that list too.
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Gertrude has to be on that list too.
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I was gonna say that but I couldn't remember if it was a boy or girls name.
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Of Finnish names:

Pyry. Absolutely the most horrifying Finnish name you can give to a boy.

Isaskar. The second most horrifying Finnish name you can give to a boy. Almost seems to say "my parents are pot-smoking poets, and some day I will be one, too".

Uuno, Tauno. Only 60-year old fat old men with perpetually amazed look can have these names.

Nuutti. I rest my case.

Nyyrikki. Enough said.

As a rule of a thumb, any name had by less than 10 people is crap.
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Vitaly is a crazy name. So is Vadim.
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Old July 12, 2002, 10:29   #12
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Very sorry, but Stefu is one of the worst names I can think of.
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Isn't Gertie short for Gertrude anyway?
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I love the name Bethany. If a girl was called that I'd probably like her just for that

Or that may just be because emo bad The Juliana Theory did a song called August in Bethany, and when I was in the States I went to Bethany Beach to see what they liked so much about it.

Great name.

I just can't understand all these people who try to be arty-farty and name their kids Light, Air, Free, Brightness. A great way to egt your kid bullied.
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Very sorry, but Stefu is one of the worst names I can think of.
Well, it's a good thing no-one's named that, then.
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John, David and Michael. Those names are so overused in North America that there ought to be a twenty year moratorium on them. I was at a wedding last year where the groom, best man and two of the guys at my table were named "Dave". *shudder*
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Oh, I agree!

People like to use argument of "Kids get bullied in school" when talking about gay adoption. The same people should campaign to prevent people with stupid names - or who have had a history of giving stupid names to children, or who are planning to give their children stupid names - from adopting. I mean, having a stupid name is a more surefire way to get bullied than having gay parents.
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What about those who aren't even religious and yet decide to burden their son with names like Jacob, Joshua, etc...
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Oh, I agree!

People like to use argument of "Kids get bullied in school" when talking about gay adoption. The same people should campaign to prevent people with stupid names - or who have had a history of giving stupid names to children, or who are planning to give their children stupid names - from adopting. I mean, having a stupid name is a more surefire way to get bullied than having gay parents.
It's easier to make sure your kid doesn't get a daft name that totally change the way society views things.

And also easier to make sure gay couples never adopt.
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And also easier to make sure gay couples never adopt.
Brilliant. Let the orphanages stay overcrowded instead...

And it wouldn't end gay parenting, as gays and lesbians are more and more using surrogate mothers/artificial insemination. Not to mention those who are in heterosexual marriages with children first.
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I think that George Carlin said it right when he listed the worst boy names: (of course, I mean no offence to anyone with these names)

Kyle
Todd
Tucker
Tyler
Taylor

I mean, when these people grow up, are they still going to be called "Tyler"? It's a cute name for a 6 year old, but not for a 40 year old.
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Todd is actually not a bad name. Not great, but not as bad as "Tucker"
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Isn't Tyler a character in MelrosePlace?
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A perfect name for a fjord designer.
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judging from the way this list is going, we'll soon have every single name that exists somewhere in this thread.
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